DamnSometimes we lose some good ones mayn y'know?They don't really understand this playerismJust gotta break it down to 'em, keep it real y'know?I'm a P-F-L, sworn to the P.I.[Verse One]I spent so many days with you, so many nightsIt's nice, I wanted you to be my only wifeWe didn't make it, I couldn't take itI tried to square up, it's too hard I couldn't fake itAnd now I see why, since I was knee highI swore to live and die by the P.I.And I'm stayin true, born in this game and it's payin tooI wish I could have stayed witchuBut it's over, I love you and I still careWe can kick it any time, but I'm still a player... damn you got that look I likeI tried to settle down it felt like you took my lifeI left town, I got women all aroundWhile I was out soul-searchin, guess what I found?The more hoes the merrier, you think I wanna marry her?Bitch that sounds scarier and scarierI need to have a few wivesCause I don't wanna come home and tell you liesIn my heart I think I found her if she feels the sameYou think I've changed, think I'd play her if I'm still in the game?Hell yeah! One woman, I don't think soI let the game be my wife, and I'm faithfulI never do her wrong, I never cheat on herAnd if the game was baseball, I'd be on first[Chorus](I see you watchin this) I see you watchin(I know it looks real hot up in here) It's pimpin baby(But what's a pimp?) Oh you know(I say but what's a pimp?)(They wanna be like this) They wanna be like this(I know it looks real fly up in here) It's real fly(But what's a pimp?)(I say but what's a pimp?)[Verse Two]It's like thisI don't lie, I told you what I felt at the timeI wasn't high, I know you see yourself in my rhymesA lot of women I dealt with, could hear these wordsAnd realize there's no way I could still be hersUnless you wanna share me with a hot one named TarrieAnd don't get mad at me when I'm out poppin cherriesI know some ladies they just wanna have babiesCollect child support from rich men in MercedesIt's cool, but that's not what players doGet with me, those days are over, I swear it's trueYou're through, havin sex for nothinHopin some day some man'll give you somethinYour own bank account - don't laugh, it's not funnyYou only fucked with him cause he got a lotta moneyBut you never get paid, don't lie to meYou just look good, and you get to ride for freeWhat you eat and what you drink, you trade for sexPick you up in the Benz, next day in the LexAre you happy? Do you think you're, on a roll?Do you love your life? Are you achievin any goals?Or are you sad, mad cause it ain't your way?Call mom and dad they'll be glad that you ain't gon' stayOr call me, I got a solutionChoose me and then hit the top with your new man[Chorus] w/ variations[Verse Three]I don't have fantasies, just needsI need more than one woman to pleaseAnd she's like a love roller coaster, the thrill never lastsAnd I always seem to find some better assSome bitch that can suck better, get wetterShe got them super skills to do anything you let herSo I'm done with you, I still careI love you baby but I'm still a playerI always been aware and I never been scaredFound some magazines on the top they said Player$I was young but I was old and I wanted those hoesFound out playin with girls was mo' fun with no clothesYou can call it what you want to, Doctor or HouseHide and Go Get It, then I'm knockin it outIf she ain't widdit, I find another little chickI'm quick to switch, even when I was sixI had a backup bitch, when my bitch would tripI'd go play with my other girlfriend and get me a kissAnd at the age of thirty-six I'm to the same old tricksToo $hort baby no the game don't quitI'm playin games with these lame brainsTreatin superstars, like some plane JanesI wanna get new thangs, so I used the game to maintainBitch I refuse to change[Chorus] w/ variations[unknown singer from Chorus]Minks and pinky rings and themSome so why should you beginLivin, the world that they are perceivinHo-ohhh, is everything that you seeReally good enough to bePart of the pimp life, ohhhhhh[Chorus] w/ variations to fade (quickly)
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister