f/ Big Gipp, Bun B, Devin the Dude[Too $hort]I chose to live this life[Devin the Dude - singing]I be stickin this dick up in these hoes hoes'til a couple of bitches bitches get caught by they niggaz[Devin the Dude]Niggaz trippin - and for what?Why must he think he 'posed to change herWhen she'll give the pussy up even to a, total strangerAnd, I'm just one of 'em, you can't trust none of themThey'll say they love you while they wipin your cum on themThen they'll run and tell her friends how she found another suckerto pay a fee for pus-sy but not - me, motherfuckahHHHI move quick with my pool stick, Slicker than WillieSlicker than Kelly, slicker than KY JellyBut really this dick has got me in a lot of trouble recentlyI bend 'em and go in 'em and don't even have the decencyto call her, my balls have been leaked of most of their fluidsI used to put the rubber on and skeet straight through itAnd it seems, that I always keep my pipe in these hoesKeep my mic at these shows, cause that's the life that I chose[Devin the Dude - singing]Pimp life!I chose to live the - pimp life![Bun B of U.G.K.]Come talk a walk up in my shoes, pay a couple of my duesRoll my boulevard on trues, while your lady sings the bluesGot everythang to lose, not a damn thang to gainI be tryin to cross the line, but with that I gotta bring the painNow I tried to compromise, see the other side of the storyBut that's easier said that done, when it comes to your pride & your gloryI'm a pimp with a glide in my worries, limp pimp I'ma step when I wreckBut my armor's on at all times, cause I gots me a rep to protectNow I mights be known for this, and maybe recognized for thatBut they be high-beamin me; and I be like where my visors at?Nowadays I'm a wiser cat, after what I been through I better beBack then I woulda broke ya broad, nowadays I just let her beCause through seconds minutes hours days weeks months and yearsMan I reckon that it's power fuckin freaks blunts and beersThat ain't what I'm supposed to be[Devin] Pimp life![Bun B] That's the life I chose for me[Devin the Dude - singing]I be stickin this dick up in these hoes hoes'til a couple of bitches bitches get caught by they niggazNiggaz trippin[$hort] I chose to live the[Devin] Pimp life![Too $hort]Yeah I have menage-a-trois with superstars, one night stands, quickiesBooty calls, it ain't nuttin for her to just stick around here and lick meCause I run through broads and never get enough, maybe I'm too selfishBut I cain't help it.. can't stay witchu girl cause I can't tell if it'sofficial, or just another ritualIt's hard for me to find a wife, it's nothin for me to, get a hoeI know it sounds, pitiful, sometimes I'm blessed, sometimes I'm cursedIf it's supposed to be the best then tell me, what's the worst?I'll be a P-F-L, 'til I'm a old niggaCause I never spend my life with groupies, or golddiggersI see these bitches now, shake it naked tryin to make itIf you spendin all his money take it bitch you can't fake itWhen it's real, I'm cappin like the snub-nosed, they pay meI love hoes, never go home when the club closeI do shows, ride new vogues and keep two hoesI'm all about this money girl, that's why I choseto live the pimp life[Devin] Pimp life![$hort] I chose to live this life[Devin] Pimp life.. pimp life![Devin] I chose to live the, pimp life[Big Gipp]People ask me question bout this, people ask me question bout thatSay what? I'm a handsome John motherfucker independent of the nasty-ass cutsYoung, Gipp, still around the corner in the hoodGipp, still runnin down in the woodGipp, still ridin out like voguesGipp, still cruise hundred spokesStraight from the 80's ladiesGrew up in nuttin but dem Grady babiesPimpin the game since ninety-sixCan't sell a big ol' pimp no box of bricksGipp put it down for the A-Town to the Bay to the Oakland foothill stripToo $hort, Bun B, Devin and Big Gipp yo we all some pimpsGettin money out the sexual industriesAt the same, tryin to get our sliceNever lookin back twice - livin in the pimp life[Devin] Pimp life![Devin the Dude - singing]I be stickin this dick up in these hoes hoes'til a couple of bitches bitches get caught by they niggaz[$hort] I chose to live the[Devin] Pimp life!Pimp life.. {*fades out*
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister