[i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass][i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,I ain' with no marriage and a weddin' ring,I be a player fo' life so where's my wife,Prob'ly at the rehab stuck on the pipe,'cause she must be smokin' and I'm not jokin'Too short baby comin' straight from oakland,Got way mo' bitches than I ever need,I put that on a big fat bag of weed,'cause I can give you a bitch but wouldn't give you joint,Bitches ain' shit and now I made my point,So you can light that weed,While I spit this rap,And tell you 'bout a player from way back,I was only fourteen when I first got my dick sucked,Now I'm grown up and I really like to bust nuts,Gittin' freaky in the right situations,You wanna rap well that's a nice occupation,To git pussy when you want 'n how you want it foo''cause I was fuckin' ugly hoes back in high schoo'I used to fuck young-ass hoes,Used to be broke and didn't have no clothes,Now I fuck top notch bitches,Tellin' stories 'bout rags to riches,'bout a pimp named shorty from the oakland set,Been mackin' fo' years 'n ain't fell of yet,So if you ever see me rollin' in my drop top caddy,Throw a peace sign and say hey pimp daddy!'cause I never would fron' on my folks,I slow down and let the gold diggers count my spokes,Bitches come a dime a dozen,So don't get mad when I fuck your cousin,Your two sisters, I even fuck your ex-bitch,Short dog in the house with some player shit...[i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass][i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass][i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass][i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]All the fake players peep game from the real,Player hatin' lover tell me how do ya feel,When you front to the homies how you grind 'em,Look fo' a tramp, but you can't find 'em,You got one girlfriend you see her every night,Comin' around the partners, lyin' about your life,Looked at your watch it said six twenty-two,Cut to the house and said baby I love you,Can't act like a mack like playboy sho'An' the rest of the macks in the streets of the o bitch!Comin' up we learn how to freak these hoes,And when your through gittin' yours then you shake these hoes,And when your older, it's nothin' but a routine,Makin' g's everyday workin' blue jeans,I know I seen it before,I see it again,Young tender saying short would you be my man...[i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass][i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass][i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass][i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]Yeeeah there's alot of fake players out thereTalkin' bad about ant banks, you know what I'm sayin'But hey ain' trippin upShort dog, what you do about them player hatersTry 'n stay away from kriss kross imitators,Put ya in a cross 'cause they really jus' haters,I thought you knew, short dog is a player,Born to mack, 'n got bitches everywhere,I ride around town in my clean-ass cars,Screenin' these hoes like movie stars,Checkin' my traps like a dirty rat,I was born to mack,I'm hookin' hoes like crack, I be a monkey on your back bitch,Until you kick that short dog habit got you on my dick,And even though I can't fuck you every day,That's 'cause I got another bitch aroun' the way,We can all get together on a late night,Cut to the house hook somethin' up real tight,I really don't care,Cause I'm a player...[i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass][i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass][i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass][i'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister