Skit
Aventura

[phone ringing]


hello?

jeeeeee

hello?

jeeeee

hello? who's this?

jejeje...is this johny marine?

yes it is.

je.how you doin?

im doin good, im doin good...

who am i speakin to?

je...don't worry about that..

who's this?

jejeje, shut up!

shut up? i don't get this.

you're callin my phone but you're tellin me to shut up?

im sorry.

sorry bout what? who's this?

im just playin with you. you kno me.

im not here to play any games my friend. who's this?

we're from the same hood.

hood?

dat's right.

from the hood? where,what?

you're aventura's manager, right?

yes i am.

uhh..i like dat...

hehehehe...you like, how you like that,what you mean?

i like, not them, not gay..

what?

im not gay,i mean i like their music.

oh,ok...

how i may help you.who's this man?

yeah.i got some questions...

ok.go ahead.

yeah.hold on. im thinkin about them.

you callin me, you got questions, but you don't remember them?

why you so rude?

im not, im not even bein r...

que te pasa gato?

you callin me a cat?

no, not cat...you kno...

you're not from the hood?

im from the hood, yeah. ok.

but, how may i help you?

yeah,but im just tellin you cat, you kno.like cat,cat..

cat? oh, ok, ok...

yeah, tranquilo pescadito.

pes...that's what i mean...

first you're callin me a cat and now a fish?

no,no. but cat is just from the hood.

pescadito is cuz you look like one.

alright, listen, listen.

you're callin me for what?, be clear.

but why u so rude?

who gave you my numba?

yeah, you wanna kno right?

i don't understand, you got nothing better to do?

you wanna kno who gave me you numba.

who gave you my numba?

...sike!

unbelievable, i haven't heard that in years..

if you're gonna countinue playin games...

i got some questions.

go ahead...

why are these guys gonna retire?

who's retireing?

aventura!

nobody is retireing, where you got that from?

don't trick me!

no,nobody is even. alright, listen.

they're not retireing, im not trynna trick you.

what's this with the las?

you mean the name of the album?

yeah, pendejo!

pen,hahaha. you lucky im a nice guy, pendejo, alright.

tell me!

tell you what?

why are they retireing, the last!?!

nobody is retireing.

why the album is called the last?

is called the last for several reasons, but nobody is retireing, that''s all you need to kno.

give me the reasons!

why i have to give you. first of all...who gave you my numba?

but i wanna kno!

listen, i don't have time for this...

[hang up]

...

[phone ringing]

hello?

ugh..

oh, my God, again?

porque me colgaste!

i didn't hang up on you

yes you did!

no i didn't!...what do you want?

or was it the service, right?

psh...what do you want?!

i got that problem. what service you got?

um, listen, forget about what service i got.

what do you want?

pato!

what? now you're callin me a duck?

no, i said it again...gato!

gato,gato, ok.

yeah, cat, in spanish...

alright, but listen, listen, honestly speaking with you, i dont' have time for games.

ok, so let me ask you a question.

you've been askin me a question for how long now!

why you didn't put my favorite song in the album?

favorite song? you don't even kno what songs are on the album.

check it out...yo sintundirme..tun tun

hahahaha. that's not a song playa...

wow,wow, i mean..

that's my shit!

it was a tribute, but it's not our song.

why is not on the album?

it's not a song playa, we don't...

you a hater!

hater?

you callin my phone and you're calling me a hater?

yeah, cuz you're not giving me information. then you're lying!

first of all..(away from me) who gave you my numba?

(you don't kno me) im from the hood!

yeah,yeah, ok. we from the hood.

what hood you from

don't worry!

i have to worry, you callin my phone.

well, i'll have to get the manager.

i mean honestly, im thinking now and im like. dedido...i don't kno.

duh,do,di,do.du!

hahaha...

why you're laughing...because you're lying!

BYE!

[hang up]


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Lyrics by Aventura

  Cuu00e1ndo Volveru00e1s   La Pelu00edcula   9:15   A Veces Quiero Llorar   Abuelita   Alexandra   All Up 2 You   All Up 3 You   All Up To You   Amor Bonito   Amor De Madre   Amor De Madre Parte 2   Angelito   Audition Skit - Anthony Santos   Aveces Quiero Llorar   Aventura   Bar Skit   Believe   Beso   Boda   Chi Chi   Ciego De Amor   Conciencia   Cuando Se Pierde Un Amor   Cuando Ser Pierde Un Amor   Cuando Volverás   Cuando Volverás (Spanglish Version)   Cuando Volveras   Deja Vu   Dile Al Amor   Dime Si Te Gusto   Dont Waste My Time   El Aborto   El beso   El Coro Dominicano   El Desprecio   El Malo   El Perdedor   Ella Y Yo   Ella y Yo (feat. Don Omar)   Ella y Yo [Video]   Ense\u00f1ame A Olvidar   Enseñame a Olvidar   Ensename A Olvidar   Envidia   Gone   Gracias   guerra   Hermanita   Historia De Amor   I Believe (yo Creo)   I Still Love You (Yo Te Amo)   I'm Sorry   im sorry   Infieles   Intro   Intro The Last   Intro: Los Reyes De La Bachata Moderna   Intro(The Last)   Jose   La Boda   La Curita   La guerra   La magia de tus besos   La Nina   La Novelita   La Pelicula   La Pelicula_ When you lose your love.   La Tormenta   Lagrimas   Llorar   Lloras   Lloro   Los Infieles   Los Infieles (Remix)   Los infieles Remix fet. Frankie J   Me Estrañaras Mañana   Me Extra\u00c3\u00b1aras Ma\u00c3\u00b1ana   Me Voy   Medley: Amor De Madre/Mi Nina Cambio/Un Chi Chi   Medley: No Lo Perdona Dios / Un Poeta Enamorado / ...   Mi Corazoncito   mi hermanita   Mi Niña Cambió   Mi Nina Cambio   Mi Puerto Rico   Mi Todo (English Version)   Mujeriego   Nina   No Es Amor   No Lo Perdona Dios   No Me Dejes Aqui Solito   Noche De Sexo   Obsecion   Obsesión (English Remix)   Obsesión (feat. Judy Santos)   Obsesión(spanish)   Obsesiòn   Obsesion   Obsesion (Dance Remix)   Obsesion (English Remix)   Obsession   Obssesion (spanish Version)   Old School Aventura Medley: Alexandra/No Lo Perdon...   Our Song   PAPI DIJO   Papi Me Ase Llorar (Papi Dijo)   Peligro   Por Amarte Asi   Por Q No?   Por Tu Orgullo   Por Un Beso   Por Un Segundo   Princesita   Princesita (The Last)   Pueblo Por Pueblo   Romeo Y Julieta   She Was My Love   Si Me Dejas Muero   Si Me Dejas, Muero   Solo Por Un Beso   Soy Hombre   Spanish Fly   Spanish Girl   Su Veneno   Su Vida   Te invito   Tell Me Why   Tengo Miedo   Todavia Me Amas   Tu Concienca   Tu Jueguito   Tu Orgullo   Un Beso   Un Chi Chi   Un Poeta Enamorado   Volvio La Traicionera   Voy Malacostumbrado   Yo Quisiera Amarla   Yo Te Amo   Yo Voy   You're Crying (Lloras English Remix)   You're Lying   You're Lying/We Got The Crown

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