DamnCan't believe these hoes out here, givin' away the pussy for the low-lowShit, bitches fuckin' everythang, everybody, everydayDamn girl, better get you some managementAll this time you been trickin' for the low-lowYou coulda been gettin' rich, you just don't knowGirl, you worked all night for that chump changeLet them ballers write you off as a fun thangTake my hand, I got a quick planI know you dream about marryin' a rich manSee his wife in the Benz with the cute babies?The hype'll make your friends and you crazy'Cause you know about his two ladiesBut he ain't fuckin' wit'chu, babyCome, holla at your Uncle $hortI'll have you playin' these niggaz like a sportAll this time you play around, you love to love me, lay you downIf you'd like to suck a dick, I bet you'd like to fuck a trickAll you ladies in the place, I'd love to let you have a tasteI'll put my dick up in yo' face, why you hobo hoe?My name is Too $hort, I'm known for pimpin' womenAnd last night, I did it againNew money, new bitchesWhy they actin' crazy, who is it?I never heard of Too $hort, then you must be a squareFuck around and get slapped when you fucks with a playerReal women get much respectGold diggers and groupies, don't fuck with itI'd rather get a real hoePut the bitch to work and get some real doughI don't wanna spend a night for cashWhat'chu been doin' all day wit your triflin' ass? BitchAll this time you play around, you love to love me, lay you downIf you'd like to suck a dick, I bet you'd like to fuck a trickAll you ladies in the place, I'd love to let you have a tasteI'll put my dick up in yo' face, why you hobo hoe?I made too many songs to name the tracksNot enough walls to hang the plaquesSay hater, what you aimin' at?You ain't no G, you can't be claimin' thatYour girl said she had to find a trick'Cause she don't like you or your tiny dickI don't really care, what she's sayin'As long as this song is what she's playin'I know she better slow that rollI ain't said a word and yo' hoe just choseYou know I gotta take her from youAnd after today, you couldn't make her want youAll this time you play around, you love to love me, lay you downIf you'd like to suck a dick, I bet you'd like to fuck a trickAll you ladies in the place, I'd love to let you have a tasteI'll put my dick up in yo' face, why you hobo hoe?I just don't know what bitches see, why all these hoes want chicken feedAin't none of these hoes worth 50 centsSo break these ladies all you pimpsNever have this much fun anywhere, to go back home, I just don't careMe leave this game, no I don't dare, why you hobo hoe?You fuckin' with me, I'm fuckin' wit'chuYou fuckin' with me, I'm fuckin' wit'chuYou fuckin' with me, I'm fuckin' wit'chuYou fuckin' with me, bitch, I'm fuckin' wit'chuYou fuckin' with me, I'm fuckin' wit'chuYou fuckin' with me, you know I'm fuckin' wit'chuYou fuckin' with me, I'm fuckin' wit'chuYou fuckin' with me, bitch, I'm fuckin' wit'chu too, fo' sho'
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister
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