H-E-A-D,All you washed up hoes tryin' to throw that PYou're just a big freak, you better not complain,When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name.If you a fake bitch, ain't no thingI'll pick up the phone and call Danine.If I call Marie, I know for a factI'm gettin' fucked in my drop top CadillacI met this freak named NaomiStraight dick sucker worked me and my homies.She had a girlfriend, her name was VickiI pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick.She was fine as fuck, but can't fuck with TinaTina, Tina, the sperm cleana.I took her to my house and told her stripBaby got freaky-started doing the splits.I said, Bitch! You can do what you wantCause this true blue mack won't even front.I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cumPussy so tight, it wouldn't give me noneI'm Sir Too $hort baby couldn't be no punkI'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funkMy dick is big and her nigga had a little one,I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.I know you stop and wonder just what it isIt's the California lifestyle that I live.My name is Short, my game is longI freak these hoes and sing these songs.I know this girl named AnnetteGet her all alone and she'll suck your dickHella freaky, won't say no for shitYou and her all alone, nigga that's your bitch.I know another freak her name's JoanneI always get the pussy 'cause I know I canFinest bitch around, ain't got no manEvery time she cross my mind I go fuck her again.She's like another bitch named ChristinaBitch so dumb, I named her misdemeanor'cause it had to be a crime to be that dumbI took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouthYou know I did all that shitShe got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that bitch,And go dig in them guts like a gardener,If she starts screamin', I'm gonna fuck the bitch harder.Cause these are the tales, the freaky talesThese are the tales I tell so wellYou don't like my dirty rap you can go to hell'cause Short Dogg's on the mike tellin' cocktails.I meet the groupies, hookers like Kathy,Fucking M.C.'s cause she's so nasty,See her backstage trying to throw that ass,She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussyYou can't stop the bitchLet her roll on my rolls then I drop the bitchMy name is Short my game is longI freak these hoes and sing these songs.I know another girl named StephanieDo anything she can to have sex with meShe really don't bring out the best in meBut I love her fine ass laying next to me.She's like another freak named NicoleSo damn sprung on my diamonds and goldI took her to my house, she gave me the pantiesI fucked her so good she told her friend named Angie.Angie called me up about two weeks laterTalking some shit about do me playerSo I did her just like Tamara,Taking naked pictures with my Polaroid camera.Next they told a girl named RocquelleGot my skin all under her fingernailsShe was diggin' in my back while I grind the shitThat was way back now I can't find the bitchBut if I do, I'll probably do the same againBreak the bitch for everything 'cause I came to pimp.I'm Too Short baby, I don't stop mackin'I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin'You can bet your life as I spit these rapsI'll be fucking em' up like that, bitch.These are the tales the freaky talesThese are the tales that I tell so wellYou don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell'cause Short Dogg is on the mike telling cocktales!
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister