You know we ridin', yeah we ridin'I got my nigga MC Breed in the houseBig Baller, what you ridin' boy, what you ridin'?I got some candy paints sittin' on thesePlatinum pieces and some hoe's from over seasA mansion, a yacht, and some G'sEverything about you, thousand motto nigga, yeahCan't even tell you what I make a yearI got some candy paints sittin' on thesePlatinum pieces and some hoe's from over seasA mansion, a yacht, and some G'sEverything about you, thousand motto nigga, yeahCan't even tell you what I make a yearWhat can you ask for than just to be professionalWhen rap is my collateral, for this cash flowI got some candy paints sittin' on thesePlatinum pieces and some hoe's from over seasA mansion, a yacht, and some G'sTo be respected for the past and the presentUh, and show my ass at every session(Yeah)And sure enough, 'm gettin' closer to my destin'(What?)(Nigga, Breed you ain't shit)No interruptions only testin'(But I do)Uh, prove that I'm smooth with an aseditiveBumpin' just a little bit better than my competitorHard you better than, you ain't gotta say it isEveryday that's the way it is, keep it ManistBack for some of that, Breed when the funk shitAll up in yo' ass and get cash yo' ass bump thisBob and weave MCs never could handle meThinkin' bout' changin' my name to Scandal-la, you followNow get the paper with my motto them niggas need to get in positionAnd go on and hate me if you gottaGotta meal won't you have a plate, I'll have you waitGo on and sit inside my Lincoln while I navigateI got some candy paints sittin' on thesePlatinum pieces and some hoe's from over seasA mansion, a yacht, and some G'sEverything about you, thousand motto nigga, yeahCan't even tell you what I make a yearI got some candy paints sittin' on thesePlatinum pieces and some hoe's from over seasA mansion, a yacht, and some G'sEverything about you, thousand motto nigga, yeahCan't even tell you what I make a yearMackin' in my lac and when I stack 'em in the backI don't give them bitches slack, 'cause if she's in my CadillacShe'll be giving up the crack tryin' get a niggas scratchWhen she suck a million dicks the bitch'll get a platinum plackI said, ?Biatch, that's what I said when I grabbedHer pony tail and she was givin' me head?I said, ?Biatch, you know what's up I put my dickIn my draws' and zipped my jeans up?And instantly, you finna' see how pimpishlyI get these hoe's in the streetsYou niggas killin' me, you ain't feelin' me?The bitch got you burnin' smokin' penicillin weedOr dip yo' dick in some HennesseyYou'll be a God damned fool if you listen to meI tell you shit that you can't believeI got the bad ass bitches and they stankin' freeI got some candy paints sittin' on thesePlatinum pieces and some hoe's from over seasA mansion, a yacht, and some G'sEverything about you, thousand motto nigga, yeahCan't even tell you what I make a yearI got some candy paints sittin' on thesePlatinum pieces and some hoe's from over seasA mansion, a yacht, and some G'sEverything about you, thousand motto nigga, yeahCan't even tell you what I make a yearI told Breed these young niggas think we gettin' oldI seen 'em gettin' gas down on Cascade RoadStill makin' money in these new daysUsed to have sky pagers now we got two-waysWe dipped to my house and let the beat crankSo many placks on the wall you can't see the paintBut it's loud, you know how wild your friends getBallin' so long been through three body styles and big Benz'sIf I cut it, in the garageI'll make the bitch think I'm the Wizard of OzClick yo' heels three times you swear you seen magicNow she's a star, she used to be a magetHer pussy went platinum, that's what I heardLike when I'm rappin', you never get enough of my wordI'm in my third decade of gettin' paid to rapBack in the day my tapes stained the deckI got some candy paints sittin' on thesePlatinum pieces and some hoe's from over seasA mansion, a yacht, and some G'sEverything about you, thousand motto nigga, yeahCan't even tell you what I make a yearI got some candy paints sittin' on thesePlatinum pieces and some hoe's from over seasA mansion, a yacht, and some G'sEverything about you, thousand motto nigga, yeahCan't even tell you what I make a yearThis shit bumpin' mine ain't it, oh you gotta be ridersIf you wanna bum, this Short dog shitYou can't be in no little bullshit ass car with no bullshit systemWhat you ridin' nigga, you got candy? You got rims nigga?Yo' beat ain't bumpin' nigga, this shit bumpin', turn that shit up, biatch
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister