[KIM:] Hello?[SHORT:] It's Too Short baby wassup[KIM:] hhmmm mmmm, you tell me[SHORT:] Shit, i'm comin out that way tonight, i'm tryin ta get with you[KIM:] Oh, really?[SHORT:] Wassup, yeah[KIM:] You know i waited a long time for this[SHORT:] Well look, as soon as i get there i'ma call you aight?[KIM:] Bring me what i need?[SHORT:] yeah (call me, just call me)[CHORUS]when you need some one to talk to, someone to fuck you (call me)satisfaction guaranteed, (just call me) i'll give you what you need (X2)[SHORT]My plane touches down at eleven forty-fiveI'm comin thru, want you bout to show you whyi got the game from the pimps and playersyou goin feel me, baby when i get thereI'm a give you what you want so i could get what i needwe could get hella freaky while we smoke some weedWe don't need champagne, fuck the gin and juicethese nigga's know what Short Dawg and Lil' Kim can doimagination is a understatementanything you can think of we could make itbig money hit recordswatch us get recklesswe butt-naked, we never sexlessAnd when i get there, you know it's time to fuck'cause all night long ain't long enough ta come upit's just usya wanna know sumthin it's a big dick tight pussy thangmake us both cum[CHORUS][KIM]Everybody know the Queen gettin down and dirtydrive you crazy like a 730it ain't a secretrumors they could keep itYou know there's only one ghetto Queen with a guillotinereal bitch that carry gats by the spleenNa mean?Some bitch is on the other line, answer thatif it's a booty call cancel thatyou want pure satisfaction i'ma handle thatall i need is a candle and the porno channellubricate the top, now i'm startin to sweatpeel my Gucci sheets back so they don't get wetnow check itAdjust ya phone volume Lil' Kim is shore ta bring the nuts out yaimagine me suckin blood out yalike a hickey, i love the phone quickiei slip myself a mickey, now thats the proper set offYou could reach out and touch ME MCI styleKim and Short fuckin Cali bed sty styleTell me what you want, i'll tell you what i needYou could fuck me til i bleedOh Short i'm bout ta OG(and i like it)[CHORUS X2][SHORT:] You say it's cool ta fuck baby jes open up[KIM:] Well since you showed up what's the hold up?[SHORT:] The blunts ain't rolled up,let's mix sex with the weed smell[KIM:] then ride me nigga like you do them V-12'sI'll be yo SLK and you can drop my top[SHORT:] And i'll be all up in the cock from midnight to six o'clockThe way you suck dick you off the heez-ay[KIM:] Get off yer kneez-ay, they say you are what you eat baby[SHORT:] This ain't no 69 it's more like a 138, everytime we have sex it'slike watchin dirty tapes, yer my personal, private porno starya wanna see us fuck buy the tape at the corner storeQueen Bee gettin stung by Too SheezeeI'm smokin indo, buzzin with the breezeeI'll teach you all about the nigga's from the O-A-Kwe take the money and the pussy 'cause we sho' don't play(And i like it)[CHORUS X2][laughing][KIM:] HhmmmM[SHORT:] And I'm lovin it[KIM:] HOw much?[SHORT:] How much?[KIM:] yeah[SHORT:] It's like this every time[KIM:] I know your goodMMMMMMM[SHORT:] my dick...in your....[KIM:] is that what you wanna talk about[SHORT:] some of this gonna make it on to the record[KIM:] talk to me
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister