Short Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp shitThese are the tales, the freaky talesThese are the tales that I tell so wellFor fifteen years I've been a real playerSo if you wanna have sex say hell yeahI met this girl in AtlantaShe let a nigga fuck but I still can't stand herThe pussy wasn't good I said What's up bitch?I'm tired of fuckin' can you suck dick?She said No, but she had another friendSo I switched like a real pimpLaying on my back with my dick in her mouthI said Beyotch, what you talkin' 'bout?She mumbled something, I don't know what she saidSmoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass headBitch said her name was TheresaAll on my dick like cheese on pizzaIn the A-T-L where the grass is greenerI fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and TinaWhen I first moved out there, I met HollyFive-foot one with a bad ass bodyFreaky little bitch she was a GeminiShe used to stand up and say Shoot it in my eye!I met another girl went to Spellman CollegeEvery day after school I acquired the knowledgeI took her to my house so I could get someI fucked her real good and made the bitch cumShe was hella limber, said her name was AmberShe wouldn't stop screaming, that's all I rememberI had another freak, her name was WendyWhen I first met the bitch she said Please don't pimp me!I did it anywayI'm coming straight from Oakland, see-AAin't no other way, like my girl ShanteShe lives in Atlanta, but she comes from the BayLet me hit that hometown pussy on the strimpLook out for a nigga, treat me like a pimpYou know I can't forget about the strippersCinderella with the glass slipperTop down in the Benz ain't spendin' no endsFat bag of indo, bring all your friendsIt's like Lotto, you get a quick pickBitches said they heard I had a big dickSo I showed it to 'em, only took one secondDick rock hard, bitches gettin' nekkedThese are the tales, the freaky talesThese are the tales that I tell so wellFor fifteen years I've been a real playerSo if you wanna have sex say hell yeahI know another bitch, her name is TerriI lied to the bitch It's about time I get marriedI couldn't see me pimpin' herSo I fucked her next door neighbor, JenniferShe had two roommates, Cindy and AmyTerri caught me creepin' and said Nigga don't play me!But them hoes liked to freakI used to send 'em new niggas every other weekI never would tell you all the hoes I fuckedThese are the tales, some of this shit I made upI change the name so I can rhyme and shitSo if it's you, you know the time bitchI spent the night with Monique in between the sheetsIt was her, her girlfriend April and meI do it on the regular, two at a timeCall it what you want I be a fool wit' mineLike them Texas niggas, I never would changeLike my niggas up in Cleveland spit the good gameThese hoes recognize when I come in the doorI ain't trickin bitch, so what you want me for?Like Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the oneBitch lets have some funI fucked her, you thought I didn'tShort Dog's in the house and I keep on pimpin'So then I fucked the twins, Sharon and KarenWent straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'emDon't ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my faultIn the end, I still got the same resultsThese are the tales, the freaky talesThese are the tales that I tell so wellFor fifteen years I've been a real playerSo if you wanna have sex say hell yeahHell yeah, I never would forget CharleneWe was layin real close like two sardinesTalkin', laughin', kissin' and shitNext thing I know she started kissin' my dickYou know the rest, before she left I paged MiaI told her I got a new freak over hereShe rushed over, I left and when I came backThem hoes was lickin' catsThey call me Short when I'm pimpin', Dog when I'm mackin'Gotta get the money, that's all that's happenin'She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug sprayTo keep these hoes awayI never would tell you all the hoes I fuckedThese are the tales, some of this shit I made upI change the name so I can rhyme and shitSo if it's you, you know the time bitchThese are the tales, the freaky talesThese are the tales that I tell so wellFor fifteen years I've been a real playerSo if you wanna get fucked say hell yeah (hell yeah)BeyotchAnd it don't stopOld school Short DogStill spittin' itStill gettin' itGettin' that moneyEastside baby, OaklandYou ain't knowin?Beyotch
Lyrics by Too $hort
'Life Is... Too Short' (LP Version) 16 Hoes 19,999 2 Bitches Ain't No Bitches Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin All My Bitches Are Gone All The Time Analyze The Game Anything Is Possible B***H Baby D Bad Ways Badwayz: Don't Trust Her Baller Be My Dirty Love Bitch I'm A Pimp Bitch Sucks Dick Blow Job Betty Blow the Whistle Blow the Whistle [Clean] Blow the Whistle [Instrumental] Blowjob Betty Bonus Track Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy Bossy [Radio Edit] Broke Bitch Burn Rubber Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Burn Rubber Pt.2 Buy You Some Cali-O Cali-O - B-Legit Califorina Girls California Girls Call Her A Bitch Call It Gangster Call Me Call Me Daddy Can I Get A ----- Can I Get A Bitch Can I Hit It Can't Stay Away Can't Stay Away (Outro) Can't Stop Candy Paint Candy Paint - MC Breed Candy Paint (feat. MC Breed) Chase The Cat Choosin' City Of Dope Cocktails Cocktales Cocktales Coke Dealers Comin' Up $hort Coming Up $hort Coming up Short Couldn't Be A Better Player Cuss Words Cusswords Dead Or Alive Domestic Violence Domestic Violence (feat. E-40) Don't Act Like That Don't Even Stop Don't Ever Give Up Don't Ever Stop Don't Fight The Feelin' Don't Fight The Feeling Don't Fight The Intro Don't Fuck For Free Don't Hate The Player Don't Stop Rappin' Don't Trust Her Dope Fiend Beat Double Header Dum Ditty Dum Every Time Everytime F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. Female Funk Female Players Fire Fire (feat. Eric Sermon) Freaky Tales [Beat] From Here To New York Fuck My Car Funk Session Game Gangstas & Strippers Get In Where You Fit In Get It Get Low Get Off The Stage Get That Cheese Gettin' It Girl Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life Givin up The Funk Giving Up The Funk Good Life Gotta Get Some Lovin' Hard On A Bitch Hard On The Boulevard Here We Go Here We Go (J.D. Remix) Here We Go (Lil' Jon Remix) Here We Go [Jermaine Dupri Remix] Hey, Let's Go Hey, Let's Go - Devin the Dude Hobo Hoeing Hoes Hoochie Hotel Hotel How Does It Feel I Ain't Nothin but a Dog I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I Ain't Trippin I Don't Stop Rappin I Know You Love Her I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone) I Like It I Love I Love Tequila I Luv I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface And Daz) I Must Confess I Need A Freak I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I Want to Be Free I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth) I Want Your Girl I'm A Playa I'm A Player I'm A Stop I'm Pimpin' I'm Wit It Im Trippin In The Oaktown In The Studio In The Trunk Independence Day [Instrumental] Intro: Shorty The Pimp Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon R... It Ain't Over It Don't Stop It's a Cold Day It's A Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Mix) It's About That Money It's About That Money (Bonus Track) It's All Good It's Alright It's Time To Go It's Your Life Just Anotha Day Just Another Day Just Like Dope Keep Bouncin' (Street) Keep Fuckin' Me Kobe Bryant Late Night Creep Late Nite Creep Lead the Way Leave It Alone Life Is 2009 Life Is Too $hort Life Is...Too Short Life Is..Too Short Life's Too Short Little Girls Lollypops Longevity Looking For a Baller Looking For A Dollar Mack Attack Mack Attack [*] Married To The Game Money In The Ghetto Money Maker Money on the Floor More Freaky Tales Movin in Your Chucks My Dick, My Sack Nasty Rhymes Nation Riders Nation Riders Anthem Never Talk Down No Love From Oakland Nobody Does It Better Nothing Feels Better Oakland Oakland Style Oakland, California Old Fashioned Way Old School Only The Strong Survive Partytime Paula & Janet Paula Janet Paystyle Pimp Life Pimp Me Pimp On Pimp Sh*t Pimp Shit Pimp The Ho Pimpandho.Com Pimpin' Forever Pimpology Playa Playboy $hort Playboy Short Playboy Short II Player For Life Players Players Holiday Porno Bitch Pull Them Panties Down Punk Bitch Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 Rap Like Me Real Niggaz Recognize Game Rhymes Ride Wit Us Sadity Sample The Funk Set Up Shake It Baby Shake That Monkey She Know She Loves Her Shittin' On 'Em Short But Funky Short Dog's In The House Short Rap Short Short Slink Capone: Nation Riders So Watcha Sayin' So You Want to Be a Gangster Somethin to Ride To Something To Ride To Sophisticated Step Daddy Still Strugglin' Strip Down Survivin' The Game T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday Take My Bitch Take Your Take Your [DVD] Take Your [DVD] Tell The Feds Thangs Change That's How It Goes Down That's Why Thats Right The Bitch Sucks Dick The Dangerous Crew The Ghetto The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The Old Fashioned Way These Are the Tales This How We Eat This Is How We Eat (feat. The Eastsiders, Big Tigg... This My One Top Down Triple X U Stank Way Too Real We Do This What Happened To The Groupies What She Gonna Do What She Gonna Do? What The Fuck What's A Pimp? Where They At? Wild Wild West Wild, Wild West Yo Neck Yo Back Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack You Can't Fuck With Us You Know What I Mean You Might Get G'eed You Nasty Your Sister