DISTURBING THA PEACEMiscellaneousPimp Council(feat. Too $hort[Too $hort]All rise...order in the courtThe honourable judge muthafuckin' Too $hortpresidin' over Superior Players CourtThe first case is the State vs. Fate Wilson A.K.A. Baby FlexYou bein' charged wit home invasion and hoe slaughterFor fuckin' another nigga's bitch[Lil' Fate]Listen close to what I sayDog, it might hurt yaI be cuttin' ya girl while you be goin' to work bruhWhen she first called my conscience was like, Hell naw, Fate don'tBut she said, I'm only around the corner, and popped her lil' puntApartment 5-7-0-1, told her I was eatin' right nowBe over there when I get doneGot there, knocked on the doorShe opened up the door half naked, lookin' exquisiteAckin' mad 'cuz I ain't spoke to her since the last time a nigga hit itShe said, Don't worry forget it since we only have 30 minutes'Fore her man came home for lunchSo I bust my nut and raised up witFive mnutes to spare, her man unawareI saw him in traffic, beeped the horn and threw a deuce in the airYea I'm a playaBut I feel guilty 'bout cuttin' a broadI need counselin' dog, 'cuz it's guilty as chargedSimply because I felt victim to lust andKnowin' all the while it was my cousin girlfriend I had been fuckin' (Damn!)[Too $hort]The court finds you guitly as chargedYour sentence is PUI schoolFor pimpin' under the influence, niggaNext case...Oh we got us a repeat offender in the houseJenny Jones A.K.A. ShanwnnaSame ol' charge...wanted in 8 statesWhat's yo story this time?[Shawnna]Oh yes yo' honor I see we talkin' againI have no representation now shall we beginI know you seen my face before but...hold on my friendIt's niggas gettin' away wit doin' the...same shit I didI...can't do no bidI got a mortgage and my kidsIn a forest by the bridgeAnd I drives a Rolls Royce in a porridge wit dem grillsSo you undertand I was tryna pay me some billsWhen I was flippin' outta state while I was takin' a chillShootin' deem and a couple friends, spend a couple endsTook the top off of the drop and let the bubble spinNiggas got off in my knot and let them troubles inSo I decided to put that shit in my own handsNone of these hoes can fuck me, only God judge meThat man told me he love me and he flash moneyMy only crime could just be livin' it filthySo let me hear it on mo' time--not guilty[Too $hort]Bailiff, take her into custody[Woman screaming]Oh, not my baby!Hell naw![Too $hort]Next case...State vs. Velvet Jones A.K.A. LudacrisYou bein' charged wit impeedin' how trafficSpendin' too much time tryna fuck one hoeHow do you plead Mr. Jones?[Ludacris]Man I'm the pimp of all pimps and y'all comin' up short[Too $hort]Calm down before I hold yo ass contempt of court[Ludacris]Ya honor, just be cool, let me approach that benchAnd sprinkle seasonin' on yo ears 'bout how I choked that beeyotch![Too $hort]Well did she promise you the pussy, mayn?[Ludacris]She ceratinly didI got empty McDonald's cups in my car and my cribShe owe me sumthin', bitch betta show me sumthin'Wrap her legs around my waist and start to throw me sumthin'I'm simply the meanest, you lookin' at the stroke of a geniusThe only verdict made should be the subpoena uh this penisNo objections or appeals, let's cut us a dealAnd I promise to tell the truth if my partner don't squealShe's awfully cautious, said the jury makes her nautiousShe said she said she'd suck my dick if I dropped the chargesOh no! Time to make ya kidneys shift[Too $hort]But didn't you fuck her best friend?[Ludacris]Oh, I plead the fifth[Too $hort talking]Yea, that sound like some shit you'll sayOl' pimp ass niggaDue to lack of evidence, I'm droppin' the chargesDon't let me see you in here againLet this be a lesson learnedIf you don't know you player rulesYou liable to violate the game and get sent away for a long, long timeRemember...never hate on a real playerIt ain't gon' get you nowhere, maynIt's a lotta hoes out there player so...Ain't no reason fot yuo to fuck ya best friendOr ya cousin or ya brother's girlGet ya own bitch, mayn, you know what I'm sayin'?You runnin' around here...Violatin' major player rulesYou 'bout to get the muthafuckin' book thrown at yo bitch assFuckin' 'round in this courtYou know what I'm sayin'? It's all about the money babyIt it ain't about the money...it ain't about SHIT!!To all you niggas runnin' 'round here...Corny than a motherfuckerJust tryna fuck a bitch 'cuz you wanna get a nut offThink about that money first, mayn--what is that bitch doin' for you?What are you gettin' outta the situation?Tryna give a bitch sumthin'What you gon' give her sumthin' for--some pussy?!It's trickin', maynDon't be a BEEUTCH!Be a real pimp, niggaMake that hoe pay you for everythang you doEverythang you do you gotta get money, mayn...all day, all nightI wouldn't fuck a bitch for freeJust like I wouldn't rap for free, motherfuckerYea, you know my favorite word...BEEUTCH!!
Lyrics by Disturbing tha Peace
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