I'm A Pimp
Too Short

[** feat. Earl Hayes:]



[Too $hort:]

2010!*

Short Dawg in the house

My nigga Hayes in the motherfuckin house


[Chorus: ~Hayes~]

Cause she don't call by 12 then she don't get to go

It's my little secret she don't get to know

Got a bitch on the side but she gon' get to go

To my right is my wife to my left is my hoe

I'm a pimp


[Hayes:]

And I'm slow to stank

The only alternative to that kilo cake

Give you the same rush as when you slangin bricks

When the feds come to town I rely on my bitch

There I is, runnin with my backup plan

My momma said you need somethin to fall back on man

And since I ain't got no GD or college grants

I talk a chick into sellin pussy right out her pants

By choice, I place it in 'em

Like puttin directions in your navi system

Like teachin white chicks great dancin rhythm

I'm evolvin the game and enhancin pimpin

Here I go - runnin plays like a coach

10 G's a night like winnin the Superbowl

5 G's a night like winnin the playoffs

There's no need for practice so it's no days off


[Repeat Chorus:]


[repeat Chorus first four lines with Too $hort instead]


[Too $hort]

I always maintain multiple relationships

What I say to a bitch I have her makin chips

I don't prostitute, every woman in my life

Got hoes, a daughter, a momma and a wife

Like my nigga Hayes, I know how to send 'em

If you check my DNA you'll find a lot of pimpin

I don't stop winnin, I keep hot women

But the prettiest hoes, sometimes it's not in 'em

Everything I want I'm gettin it


And if my hoes can't get it, my bitch is rich

I got habits, man my life is lavish

I'm hooked on money, I'm a God damn savage

Call me daddy, no I don't drive a Caddy

I keep it parked in my garage and push the S-550

I'm the Too S-H, O-R-T

You lil' BITCH! You ain't as hard as me


[Chorus]


[Hayes]

It's no accident

I'm puttin on the risk where the cash is spent

From sittin on the black with the glass is tint

Feet raised, I live the life you imaginin

on the ground, then we above the sky

In our PJ's feelin like a private eye

Codename: Magnum, yeah I'm the guy

that'll have your girlfriend tellin you a lie

And I'm sorry, I don't mean to do it

My prominent specialist says I've seen her do it

And I'm so on the scene and my steam is the newer

Yeah I'm the shit and that attracts your bitch

She can feel it - and I have the fire

I adjust the levels while equalizer

She know whatever she want we can go buy it

Any experiments and we can go try it

Horseback and the skydivin

Menage-a-trois and jet-ski ridin

Or just chillin while they at my old iceland

That's my wife but I feel that


[Chorus]


[Too $hort]

Shout out to all the real pimps

Where you at mayne?

Yeah, we still blowin

Where the weed smokers at?

You in the mix bitch

Too $hort

Gotta send a special shoutout to all the real hookers

Get your money bitch! [echoes]


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Y.O.U.   F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.   Fed Up   Female Funk   Female Players   Fire   First Date   Freaky Tales   Fuck My Car   Funk Session   G-2000   Game   Gangstas & Strippers   Gangstas and Strippers   Gangsters And Strippers   Get In Where You Fit In   Get It   Get off the Stage   Get That Cheese   Gettin' It   Gettin' It (Music Track With Sample)   Girl   Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life   Girls   Givin up the Funk   Giving Up the Funk   Good Life   Gotta Get Some Lovin'   Hard on the Boulevard   Here We Go   Here We Go (J.D. Remix)   Hey   Hey, Let's Go   Hobo Hoeing   Hoes   Hog Ridin'   Hoochie   How Does It Feel   I Ain't Nothin But a Dog   I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog   I Ain't Trippin   I Ain't Trippin'   I Like It   I Luv   I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface and Daz)   I Must Confess   I Need A Freak   I Wanna Do It   I Want That   I Want To Be Free   I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)   I Want Your Girl   I Wish I Was A Baller   I'm a Playa   I'm a Player   I'm a Stop   I'm Gone   I'm Pimpin'   I've Been Watching You (Move Your Sexy Body)   In the Oaktown   In The Studio   In the Trunk   International Player   Intro: Shorty The Pimp   Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches   It Ain't Over   It Don't Stop   It's About That Money (Bonus Track)   It's All Good   It's Time To Go   It's Your Life   It’s About That Money   Just Anotha Day   Just Another Day   Just Like Dope   Keep Bouncin' (Street)   Keep Fuckin' Me   Late Night Creep   Leave It Alone   Life is Too $hort   Life Is...Too Short   Life's Too Short   Lil' Shorty   Little Girls   Lollypops   Longevity   Looking for a Baller   Looking For a Dollar   Mack Attack   Mack Attack [*]   Maggot Brain   Married To The Game   Money in the Ghetto   Money Maker   Money on the Floor   More Freaky Tales   Movin in Your Chucks   Nasty Rhymes   Nation Riders   Nation Riders Anthem   Never Talk Down   No Love from Oakland   Nobody Does It Better   Nothing Feels Better   Oakland   Oakland Style   Old School   On My Level   Only The Strong Survive   Partytime   Paula & Janet   Paula & Janet   Paystyle   Paystyle (Bosko and Banks Mix)   Pimp Life   Pimp Me   Pimp Shit   Pimp the Ho   Pimpandho.Com   Pimpin Ken (Interlude)   Pimpin' Forever   Pimpin' Inc.   Pimpology   Playa   Playa fo Life   Playboy &hort   Playboy $hort   Playboy Short   Playboy Short II   Player Card   Player for Life   Players   Porno Bitch   Pull Them Panties Down   Punk Bitch   Quit Hatin' Pt. 1   Quit Hatin' Pt. 2   Rap Like Me   Real Niggaz   Recognize Game   Respect The Pimpin'   Rhymes   Sadity   Sample the Funk   Set Up   shake dat monkey   Shake It Baby   Shake That Monkey   She Know   She Loves Her   Shittin' On 'Em   Short but Funky   Short Dog's in the House   Short Short   Shut Up Nancy   So Watcha Sayin'?   So You Want to Be a Gangster   Somethin to Ride To   Something to Ride To   Sophisticated   Step Daddy   Still Blowin'   Strip Down   Survivin' the Game   Take My Bitch   Talkin' Shit   Tell The Feds   Thangs Change   That's How It Goes Down   That's Right   That's Why   Thats Right   The Dangerous Crew   The Ghetto   The Ghetto (Reprise)   The Magazine   The Old Fashioned Way   The Universal Mix   These Are the Tales   This How We Eat   This Is How We Eat   This My One   Top Down   Triple X   U Stank   Way Too Real   We Do This   What Happened to the Groupies   What She Gonna Do   What She Gonna Do?   What the Fuck   What's a Pimp?   Where They At?   Wild Wild West   Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack   You Can't Fuck with Us   You Know What I Mean   You Might Get G'eed   You Nasty

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