Way Too Real
Too Short

Way too real, Short Dog is just way too real

It's the T Double, some call me $hort
I'm in the house once again from the East to the North
You know the west is the best coast
We got the best beats, we bump the best hoes

Living life way too fast
Start snitching and you might not last
It used to be about old pimps and macks
But now we got the young bucks trying to jack

It's a stick up, put your hands up before you get bucked
Got you for your watch, your link, and your green stuff
Everybody wants to be the man
And when you are, you go straight to the pen

Get rich quick schemes off dope fiends
I know you know what I mean
Making big money, living stoned to the bone
Oakland, California is where we roam

Hitting this corner, that corner, everywhere
Bumping fly young tenders with the real long hair
Sassy nasty, young-ass freaks
Wanna ride in my car and feel the beat

We hit the motel, the head was swell
Baby had back like a big ol' whale
She told all her friends I did her, too
She got dog like Scooby Doo

'Cause in the land of macks we don't play that
You wanna run your mouth, you get pimp-slapped
And you ask me just how I feel
Short Dog's living way too real

I'm living way too real, bitch
Short Dog in the house
Can't help but live real, you know what I mean?
Tell you some shit, though

Been in the game for about 10 years or more
Talking about shit you never did before
You know my macking is cracking, all of the time
24-7 spitting playboy rhymes

I got a serious grind and it sure ain't fake
You slang D, well I'm a slang a gang of tapes
Something funky fresh for you to ride to, fool
Bending corners in the old school

I seen my homie Father Dom and he said, What's up?
Riding in a Super sport drunk as fuck
And when you see us, the clique is called 'The Dangerous Crew'
We wouldn't change it for you, 'cause the game is true

Some say that the Dog can't rap
But my bank account will prove that
I make G's, so you can see these nuts, hoe
Or get played like dominoes

I used to fuck a bitch from San Jose
Baby liked to freak all kind of ways
She said I was the best, couldn't settle for less
Had my name 'Short Dog' tattooed on her chest

After three months I called it quits
She tried to pop that pregnant shit
But like a mack, I surprised her
Dropped her ass off at Kaiser

Never would I let her put a baby on me
I ain't the one, I'm Step Daddy
I had to let her know just how I feel
I'm living way too real

Don't ever fuck with Too $hort
Don't ever fuck with Too $hort
Don't ever fuck with Too $hort
Don't ever fuck with Too $hort

From city to city, valley to valley
Never seen another state on hit like California
Where the hustlers play
What you wouldn't expect happens everyday

It's the Wild Wild West I'm speaking about
Where Clint Eastwood would get socked in the mouth
'Cause ain't nobody tripping on ranks or stripes
If you live the life, you gotta pay the price

So many youngsters die over punk shit
Small talk, a lotta dumb shit
And only God knows when you punch the clock
Thought he was bulletproof and got shot

It's either heaven or hell, him or me
Locked in a cell or out on the street
Every day on the ave another brother is killed
For living way too real

Well I'm chilling and I'm willing like a villain I be killing
Coke is it but tonight I got the feeling
'Cause it's about time for a real mack to step up
Pimping ain't a thing so I swing on these heifers

Never ever feeling no remorse, of course
If you try to play me out, I'm a punch you in your mouth
And Rin Tin I'll watch his chin just splatter
Caught him with an uppercut, there goes his bladder

My rhymes are fatter 'cause I said so
I'm gonna recollect a neck, mic wreck check a hoe
I'm making more dough than the average Joe Schmoe
If she's fronting on the pussy then the hoe got to go

Out the back door, don't want to see you no more
You ain't Deep Throat, so what you come here for?
'Cause in the nine-tre ain't no lagging or dragging
Bring your ass over, get prepared for the stabbing
Ain't no doubt that's how I feel, it's Father Dom and the Playboy $hort
We're living way too real


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Lyrics by Too Short

  16 Hoes   2 Bitches   4 tha Hustlas   A Week Ago   Ain't No Bitches   Ain't Nothin' but a Word to Me   Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me (With Ice Cube)   Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin'   Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin   All For Love   All My Bitches Are Gone   All the Time   Analyze The Game   Anything is Possible   Baby D   Bad Ways   Baller   Be My Dirty Love   Bitch   Blow Job Betty   Blow The Whistle   Blow the Whistle [Clean]   Blowjob Betty   Bonus Track   Boss   Broke Bitch   Burn Rubber   Burn Rubber Pt. 2   Buy You Some   Cali-O   California Girls   Call Her A Bitch   Call It Gangster   Call Me Daddy   Can I Get A -----   Can I Get a Bitch   Can I Hit It   Can't Get Enough   Can't Stay Away   Can't Stay Away (Can't Stay Away )   Can't Stay Away (Outro)   Can't Stop   Can’t Stay Away (Outro)   Candy Paint   Candy Paint (Featuring MC Breed)   Chase the Cat   Chase The Cat (Featuring Dolla Will)   Checking My Hoes   Choosin'   City of Dope   Cocktails   Cocktales   Coming Up $hort   Coming up Short   Crush Cologne   Cuss Words   CussWords   Dangerous Crew   Dead or Alive   Domestic Violence   Domestic Violence (Featuring E-40)   Don't Act Like That   Don't Ever Give Up   Don't Fight the Feelin'   Don't Fight the Feeling   Don't Fight the Intro   Don't Fuck for Free   Don't Hate the Player   Don't Stop Rappin'   Don’t Trust Her   Dope Fiend Beat   Double Header   Dum Ditty Dum   Everytime   Extra Dangerous Thanks   F.U.C.K. Y.O.U.   F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.   Fed Up   Female Funk   Female Players   Fire   First Date   Freaky Tales   Fuck My Car   Funk Session   G-2000   Game   Gangstas & Strippers   Gangstas and Strippers   Gangsters And Strippers   Get In Where You Fit In   Get It   Get off the Stage   Get That Cheese   Gettin' It   Gettin' It (Music Track With Sample)   Girl   Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life   Girls   Givin up the Funk   Giving Up the Funk   Good Life   Gotta Get Some Lovin'   Hard on the Boulevard   Here We Go   Here We Go (J.D. Remix)   Hey   Hey, Let's Go   Hobo Hoeing   Hoes   Hog Ridin'   Hoochie   How Does It Feel   I Ain't Nothin But a Dog   I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog   I Ain't Trippin   I Ain't Trippin'   I Like It   I Luv   I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface and Daz)   I Must Confess   I Need A Freak   I Wanna Do It   I Want That   I Want To Be Free   I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)   I Want Your Girl   I Wish I Was A Baller   I'm A Pimp   I'm a Playa   I'm a Player   I'm a Stop   I'm Gone   I'm Pimpin'   I've Been Watching You (Move Your Sexy Body)   In the Oaktown   In The Studio   In the Trunk   International Player   Intro: Shorty The Pimp   Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches   It Ain't Over   It Don't Stop   It's About That Money (Bonus Track)   It's All Good   It's Time To Go   It's Your Life   It’s About That Money   Just Anotha Day   Just Another Day   Just Like Dope   Keep Bouncin' (Street)   Keep Fuckin' Me   Late Night Creep   Leave It Alone   Life is Too $hort   Life Is...Too Short   Life's Too Short   Lil' Shorty   Little Girls   Lollypops   Longevity   Looking for a Baller   Looking For a Dollar   Mack Attack   Mack Attack [*]   Maggot Brain   Married To The Game   Money in the Ghetto   Money Maker   Money on the Floor   More Freaky Tales   Movin in Your Chucks   Nasty Rhymes   Nation Riders   Nation Riders Anthem   Never Talk Down   No Love from Oakland   Nobody Does It Better   Nothing Feels Better   Oakland   Oakland Style   Old School   On My Level   Only The Strong Survive   Partytime   Paula & Janet   Paula & Janet   Paystyle   Paystyle (Bosko and Banks Mix)   Pimp Life   Pimp Me   Pimp Shit   Pimp the Ho   Pimpandho.Com   Pimpin Ken (Interlude)   Pimpin' Forever   Pimpin' Inc.   Pimpology   Playa   Playa fo Life   Playboy &hort   Playboy $hort   Playboy Short   Playboy Short II   Player Card   Player for Life   Players   Porno Bitch   Pull Them Panties Down   Punk Bitch   Quit Hatin' Pt. 1   Quit Hatin' Pt. 2   Rap Like Me   Real Niggaz   Recognize Game   Respect The Pimpin'   Rhymes   Sadity   Sample the Funk   Set Up   shake dat monkey   Shake It Baby   Shake That Monkey   She Know   She Loves Her   Shittin' On 'Em   Short but Funky   Short Dog's in the House   Short Short   Shut Up Nancy   So Watcha Sayin'?   So You Want to Be a Gangster   Somethin to Ride To   Something to Ride To   Sophisticated   Step Daddy   Still Blowin'   Strip Down   Survivin' the Game   Take My Bitch   Talkin' Shit   Tell The Feds   Thangs Change   That's How It Goes Down   That's Right   That's Why   Thats Right   The Dangerous Crew   The Ghetto   The Ghetto (Reprise)   The Magazine   The Old Fashioned Way   The Universal Mix   These Are the Tales   This How We Eat   This Is How We Eat   This My One   Top Down   Triple X   U Stank   We Do This   What Happened to the Groupies   What She Gonna Do   What She Gonna Do?   What the Fuck   What's a Pimp?   Where They At?   Wild Wild West   Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack   You Can't Fuck with Us   You Know What I Mean   You Might Get G'eed   You Nasty

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