Pimpin' Ain't No Illusion
UGK

[Pimp C:]

(Uh, Uh) One time for yo' muthafuckin'...(whuut)

Back, bitch (uh)...Kool Ace (whuut), UGK...(huh)


[Chorus: Pimp C]

Pimpin' ain't no illusion,

And pimpin' ain't never died.

Mo' pimps was on that heroin

And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry.

The dikes done came through

And straight threw off all the game;

Got all these hoes thinkin'

They could manage they own change.


[Kool Ace:]

But it ain't no illusion,

I know...you all have witnessed

He rollin' in my Caady mo'

Wit' fly bitches,

Makin' ole deals: Now, ho (huh, huh)

Ain't Bob Barker

But I'm caught up in this game

Mo' like...Peter Parker.

P-I-M-P, take the P's that I am.

I want you payin' hoes in my army

Like...uh...Uncle Sam,

And we gon' jam...

I'm talkin' 'bout the world greatest show

I know my shit is extreme

But I'm all about them does.

When I'm steppin' on the scene

Be there four deep...hella clan

My reality is your favorite dream

(Stop that shit, daddy...)

Best believe Kool Ace gon' keep it real.

Pimp C & Bun B to testify for the ear

Excuse me, y'all, but this about Southern shit.

Now, tell me can you...uh...feel this, bitch?

We givin' 'em brain contusions...

Pimp C, what's the conclusion?


[Pimp C:]

Pimpin' ain't no illusion...


[Chorus: x2]


[Pimp C:]

Pimpin' ain't dead...nigga, it just began

(How the fuck you know Sweet Jones?)

My hoes still out there sellin' ass.

Yo' bitch is out of pocket,

'Cause yo' pimpin' was scary;

Real hoes gon' front on a simp

But she gon' do it for daddy.

Fuck niggas watch them mack and pimp on my floozie;

But, boy, my bitches know the difference

Between real pimpin' and movies

It's the difference between real leather

And that shit at yo' house.

I don't know what y'all doin' up there,

But we really pimpin' in the South.

Every since I was 17,

I been stackin' my green:

Went for servin' rocks to fiends,

And rockin' club full a teens.

Went from bumpin' Screw in Houston,

Sippin' promythazine,

To ridin' in a 8 600 with sheath,

To smokin' on sticky green.

I'm still Pimp C, bitch

I'm claimin' P.A., they hate us;

But, me and Kool Ace rollin' a Lexus

Sittin' on all gold Daytons.

Bitch, take a look around

Those hoes steady choosin'.

This is the conclusion: pimpin' ain't no illusion.


[Chorus: x2]


Bun B:

If you got any love fo' that broad you wit'

Nigga, move her 'fore you lose her,

'Cause a beggar ain't a muthafuckin' chooser.

Third leg is a bitch abuser, infamous

In cities where big pimpin' is my hoes clean.

No AIDS, herpies, cyphillis

Come catch a wif a this...

Damn, can't you taste it?

Now yo' money's up in smoke

Like you freebased it.

Now bitch replaced it

Wit' a sexual favor

But don't get mad at real pimpin', nigga

Check yo' behavior...and savor

The aroma from Promona to Tacoma;

Got my pimpin' diploma for bein' a Cadillac chromer.

Fuck a Sonoma...

I'm on a mission for Benzes

Knowin' 'xactly where my ends is, ballin' relentless.

And then my friends is

Slappin' niggas with glass chins

It's funny...sendin' tricks home

Broke and defenseless; and, ever since this

Boy been pimpin' the pen,

I promise never to ever leave home

Without my pimpin' again...that's why...


[Chorus: x2]


Too $hort:

You know, I got to tell you players what I'm talkin' about:

My bitch got bold opened a bank account.

When I found the bitch checkbook,

I didn't get mad

'Cause there was no doubt that I be gettin' the cash.

I broke it down to her,

She gave me the dough;

Do you remember what you was

Before I made you a ho?

You was a broke bitch,

You couldn't even smoke shit,

Couldn't stay fo-cused,

And, don't forget it, bitch...

Yo' whole life changed the day you met me.

Now you think you need a bank account,

Baby, I can't see

You managin' this money...it's too much.

All you do is look good...

And then you fuck.

Git my money, git yo' money

It's all the same.

The shit ain't even funny when you talk about this game.

They call me Too $hort, baby

I'm still in it.

Ain't no camouflage, nuttin' but this real pimpin'...beeyatch.


[Chorus: x3]

...pimpin' ain't no illusion


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Lyrics by UGK

  3 In The Mornin'   3 In The Mornin'   7th Street   7th Street Interlude   976-Bun B   Ain't That A Bitch (Ask Yourself)   AKickDoe!   Bad As Hell   Big Pimpin   Bitch   Bitch You Know You Like That   Bump And Grill   Candy   Choppin' Blades   Choppin' Blades   Chrome Plated Woman   Chrome Plated Women   Cocaine   Cocaine In The Back Of The Ride   Country Cousins   Country Cousins   Cramping My Style   Da Game Been Good To Me   Diamonds & Wood   Diamonds and Wood   Dirty Money   Don't Say Shit   Everybody Wanna Ball   Family Affair   Feds In Town   Feelin' You   Feeling You   Front Back   Front Back   Front, Back & Side to Side   Front, Back & Side To Side (explicit)   Front, Back & Side To Side   Fuck My Car   Game Belongs to Me   Gold Grill   Gold Grill featuring Eightball & MJG   Good Stuff   Gravy   Grind Hard   Hard as Hell   Hard As Hell   Hard As Hell featuring Akon   Harry A**hole   Harry Asshole   Heaven   Hi Life   Hi-Life   Hiside   Hit The Block   Hit the Block [*]   Holdin' Na   Holdin' Na   How Long Can It Last   I Left It Wet for You   I Wanna Be Free   I'm So Bad   I'm So Bad   Int'l Player's Anthem   Int'l Players Anthem (I Choose You)   International Player's Anthem   International Player's Anthem (I Choose You)   International Player's Anthem (Remix)   International Players Anthem   Intro   It's Supposed To Bubble   It's Supposed To Bubble   Let Me See It   Life Is   Life Is 2009   Like a Pimp   Like Dat   Like That   Like That (Remix)   Like That [Remix]   Live This Life   Live Wires Connect   Living This Life   Look at Me   Money, Hoes & Power (UGK & Jermaine Dupri)   Money, Hoes & Power (UGK & Jermaine Dupri)   Murder   Mutha Aint Mine [Instrumental]   Next Up   One Day   PA Nigga   Pimpin' Ain't No Illusion   Pimpin' Ain't No Illusion - Kool Ace   Pinky Ring   Playaz From The South   Players Anthem   Pocket Full Of Stones   Pocket Full Of Stones (Remix)   Pocket Full of Stones [Pimp C Remix]   Pocket Full of Stones [Remix]   Pop The Trunk   Protect And Serve   Purse Come First   Purse Comes First   Quit Hatin' The South   Quit Hatin' The South   Real Woman   Real Women   Return   Ridin' Dirty   Ridin' Dirty   Shattered Dreams   She Luv It   Short Texas   Slangin'   Something Good   Something Good (Extended Version)   Something Good (Pimp C's Remix)   Steal Your Mind   Steel Your Mind featuring Too Short & Snoop Dogg   Stick 'Em Up   Still On The Grind   Still On The Grind featuring Rahemm DeVaughn   Still Ridin' Dirty   Still Ridin\u2019 Dirty   Still Ridin' Dirty   Stop N Go   Stop-N-Go   Suicide Doors   Swishas & Erb   Swishas & Erb   Swishas & Erb featuring Sleepy Brown   Swishas & Herb   Swishas & Herb   Swishas And Dosha   Swishas And Erb   Take It Off   Take It Off [*]   Take Tha Hood Back   Tell Me How Ya Feel   Texas Ave Interlude   Texas Ave.   Texas Ave. (Interlude)   Texas Avenue Interlude   That's Why I Carry   The Corruptor's Execution   The Game Been Good To Me   The Game Belongs to Me   The Game Belongs To Me   The Pimp & The Bun   Three Sixteens   Top Drop Dyne   Touched   Trill Ass Nigga   Trill Niggas Don't Die   Trill Niggas Don\u2019t Die   Trill Niggas Don't Die   Two Type Of Bitches   Underground Kingz   Use Me Up   Used To Be   Wipe Me Down [Remix]   Wood Wheel   Woodwheel

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