Coming Up $hort
Too Short

Bitch

Bitches keep coming up $hort
Fuckin' with too short, too short, bitch
Keep coming up $hort
Too short, too short, bitch

Bitches keep coming up $hort
Men are fuckin' with too short, too short, bitch
Too short, too short, bitch

Now fuck around and get a five finger hand
Plant straight across your face
To make sure all you bitches understand it
That I'm a pimp mack player ass nigga

Not a gentleman ain't gonna be no sucker ass swindlin'
I know ya starvin' bitch what you gone eat?
Just because I feed you up I guess
You waitin' on me, it ain't goin be that

You shoulda ate or bought your ass a plate
'Cos on this date we just fuckin' till it's late
I ain't romeo, prince charming or knight in shining armor
I'm only out to fuck a bitch, fuck tryin' to charm her

I treat a fine ass bitch like dirt
No money in her purse, a fuck is all it's worth
Lookin' hella good in the club like a ho
Bitch, you need to go find a nigga to buy some mo' drinks

At the bar, fill you up with long islands
While I be all in your face tryin' to fuck smilin'
'Cos short dawg'll never cater to you hos
And if you ain't fuckin' I say later to you hos

So if you bitches gotta plot
You better get gonna get shot
Fuckin' with short dawg

Bitches keep coming up $hort
Fuckin' with too short, too short, bitch
Bitches keep coming up $hort
Fuckin' with too short, too short, bitch

Bitches be like rabbits swarmin' diamonds and carats
See my car, see my house and they think I'm a sheriff
I ain't never been a marked bitch, you too ballsy
Wanna drive my car closed up that's when you lost me

I tell a bitch real quick, I ain't no tissue roll
All you good fo' is some head and some pussy ho
And if the pussy and the head tight, we fuck 'em twice
'Cos short dawg ain't nothin' nice

Bitch jumped in the car, asks me where we goin'?
I'm shorty the pimp bitch, you goin' hoin
Fucked you in the car with my pants and my jacket on
Raged about the pussy now I'm in the traffic

Now pussy still wet, got my dick in her hand
Lickin' all around it, rollin' through the flat lands
Take her to my strip, never pussy whipped
Seein' niggas with them bitches, I'd a tossed the pimp

I use to break hos for scrilla but now it's down now
I'm makin' bank rolls for real a and rockin' town bitches
Livin' large for a night, turn back into pumpers
When I'm through fuckin', bitches leavin' with nothin'

Bitches keep coming up $hort
Fuckin' with too short, too short, bitch
Too, too short, too short, hos can't fuck with me
Bitch

Now break it down to the beat one time
Ol' school, tell ya li'l somethin' about shorty

I'm the East Oakland player, lovers are mooshy
I fuck a different ho a day and leave rubbers and pussy
Bitches keep lookin' for some too short acts
Squeezin' on a rubber tryin' ta pull it off and make it bust

Bitch might lose her mind if I raw dig her
Get pregnant, move her in and make ma and pa richer
No more player, no shorty the pimp
I get payed, divert a check and get forty per cent

All the homies talkin' bad, hair down, walkin' sad
Got the broad livin' with me,baby sayin' dad
Sex played out and ol'shorty's bored gettin' fat
Then my bitch turn into a rat

I could try to mack again but the bitches won't want me
'Cos I'm all washed up, broke, fat and funky
Short dawg is through, people call me Todd Shaw
All the rappers who was fake gonna mic, got raw

Ugly hos playin' hard to get, sold all my cars
Now I ride the bus and shit
I had a '94 Lexus, Rolexes, I sold it all
Now I can't afford breakfast

I lost everything I worked to be
Never thought I'd be a trick, payin' hos to serve me
Shit, snap back came out of my dream
Shit can really happen if you know what I mean?

But fuck a wife biatch, stay away
Don't wanna own a pussy, keep the babies on lay away
Bitch thought I robbed it, said it was mine
She didn't know I fucked her with a dildo the whole time

Star struck bitch seein' dollar signs, she think the wad is fine
Playin' games so I taught her mine
Tryin' to play her prayer got caught in a trap
Learnt a lesson from the game that I taught in my rap

Bitches keep coming up $hort
Fuckin' with too short, too short, bitch
Bitches keep coming up $hort
Fuckin' with too short, too short, bitch


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Y.O.U.   F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.   Fed Up   Female Funk   Female Players   Fire   First Date   Freaky Tales   Fuck My Car   Funk Session   G-2000   Game   Gangstas & Strippers   Gangstas and Strippers   Gangsters And Strippers   Get In Where You Fit In   Get It   Get off the Stage   Get That Cheese   Gettin' It   Gettin' It (Music Track With Sample)   Girl   Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life   Girls   Givin up the Funk   Giving Up the Funk   Good Life   Gotta Get Some Lovin'   Hard on the Boulevard   Here We Go   Here We Go (J.D. Remix)   Hey   Hey, Let's Go   Hobo Hoeing   Hoes   Hog Ridin'   Hoochie   How Does It Feel   I Ain't Nothin But a Dog   I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog   I Ain't Trippin   I Ain't Trippin'   I Like It   I Luv   I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface and Daz)   I Must Confess   I Need A Freak   I Wanna Do It   I Want That   I Want To Be Free   I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)   I Want Your Girl   I Wish I Was A Baller   I'm A Pimp   I'm a Playa   I'm a Player   I'm a Stop   I'm Gone   I'm Pimpin'   I've Been Watching You (Move Your Sexy Body)   In the Oaktown   In The Studio   In the Trunk   International Player   Intro: Shorty The Pimp   Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches   It Ain't Over   It Don't Stop   It's About That Money (Bonus Track)   It's All Good   It's Time To Go   It's Your Life   It’s About That Money   Just Anotha Day   Just Another Day   Just Like Dope   Keep Bouncin' (Street)   Keep Fuckin' Me   Late Night Creep   Leave It Alone   Life is Too $hort   Life Is...Too Short   Life's Too Short   Lil' Shorty   Little Girls   Lollypops   Longevity   Looking for a Baller   Looking For a Dollar   Mack Attack   Mack Attack [*]   Maggot Brain   Married To The Game   Money in the Ghetto   Money Maker   Money on the Floor   More Freaky Tales   Movin in Your Chucks   Nasty Rhymes   Nation Riders   Nation Riders Anthem   Never Talk Down   No Love from Oakland   Nobody Does It Better   Nothing Feels Better   Oakland   Oakland Style   Old School   On My Level   Only The Strong Survive   Partytime   Paula & Janet   Paula & Janet   Paystyle   Paystyle (Bosko and Banks Mix)   Pimp Life   Pimp Me   Pimp Shit   Pimp the Ho   Pimpandho.Com   Pimpin Ken (Interlude)   Pimpin' Forever   Pimpin' Inc.   Pimpology   Playa   Playa fo Life   Playboy &hort   Playboy $hort   Playboy Short   Playboy Short II   Player Card   Player for Life   Players   Porno Bitch   Pull Them Panties Down   Punk Bitch   Quit Hatin' Pt. 1   Quit Hatin' Pt. 2   Rap Like Me   Real Niggaz   Recognize Game   Respect The Pimpin'   Rhymes   Sadity   Sample the Funk   Set Up   shake dat monkey   Shake It Baby   Shake That Monkey   She Know   She Loves Her   Shittin' On 'Em   Short but Funky   Short Dog's in the House   Short Short   Shut Up Nancy   So Watcha Sayin'?   So You Want to Be a Gangster   Somethin to Ride To   Something to Ride To   Sophisticated   Step Daddy   Still Blowin'   Strip Down   Survivin' the Game   Take My Bitch   Talkin' Shit   Tell The Feds   Thangs Change   That's How It Goes Down   That's Right   That's Why   Thats Right   The Dangerous Crew   The Ghetto   The Ghetto (Reprise)   The Magazine   The Old Fashioned Way   The Universal Mix   These Are the Tales   This How We Eat   This Is How We Eat   This My One   Top Down   Triple X   U Stank   Way Too Real   We Do This   What Happened to the Groupies   What She Gonna Do   What She Gonna Do?   What the Fuck   What's a Pimp?   Where They At?   Wild Wild West   Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack   You Can't Fuck with Us   You Know What I Mean   You Might Get G'eed   You Nasty

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