LyricMeaning

Dear Penis
Tenacious D

I don't think I like you anymore

You used to watch me shave

Now all you do is stare at the floor

Ohh, dear penis

I don't like you anymore

It used to be you and me

A paper towel and a dirty magazine

That's all we needed to be getting by

Now it seems things have changed

And I think that you're the one to blame

Dear penis

I don't think I like you anymore

He sings:

Dear Rodney

I don't think I like you anymore

'Cause when you get to drinking

You put me in places I've never been before

Dear Rodney

I don't like you anymore

Why can't we just get a grip

on our man to hand relationship

Come to terms truly how we feel

If we put out heads together

We just stay home forever

Dear penis I think I like you after all

Oh and Rodney

While you're shaving, shave my balls


  Purchase "Dear Penis"   Purchase Entire Album   Email Video to Friends   Play Youtube "Dear Penis" Video   Play Spotify "Dear Penis" Song   View Wikipedia "Dear Penis" Entry   Receive Emails for Future Tenacious D Lyrics

Email:

  Link to "Dear Penis"   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Lyrics For You

Loading...

Lyrics by Tenacious D

  39   5 Needs   Baby   Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage   Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)   Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) [Blue Ray]   Bowie   Break In-City (Storm the Gate!)   Break-In City (Storm the Gate!)   Car Chase City   Chop Suey   City Hall   Classical Teacher   Classical Teacher (Skit)   Classico   Cock Pushups   Cock Pushups (Skit)   Cosmic Shame   Destiny   Deth Starr   Dio   Dio [Blue Ray]   Door to Door Rocking   Double Team   Double Team [Blue Ray]   Drive-Thru   Dude (I Totally Miss You)   Dude (I Totally Miss You) [Blue Ray]   Explosivo   F*ck Her Gently   Flash   Flutes and Trombones   Flutes and Trombones (Skit)   Friendship   Friendship [Blue Ray]   Friendship Test   Friendship Test (Skit)   Fuck Her Gently   Hard Fucking   History   History - Closing Credits Version   History - Jesus Ranch Version   History - SNL Version   History [Blue Ray]   Human Hopes   I'm The Only Gay Eskimo   Inward Singing   Inward Singing (Skit)   Jack Black Let's Get It On   Jesus Ranch   Karate   Karate [Blue Ray]   Karate Schnitzel   Karate Schnitzel (Skit)   Kickapoo   Kickapoo (SNL Version)   Kickapoo [Blue Ray]   Kielbasa   Kielbasa [Blue Ray]   Kong   Krishna   Kyle Took A Bullet   Kyle Took A Bullet For Me   Lee   Lee [Blue Ray]   Let's Get It On   Low Hangin' Fruit   Low Hangin' Fruit   Malibu Nights (Secret Track)   Marching Of The Hordes   Marijuanaville   Master Exploder   Master Exploder [Blue Ray]   My Biznitch is the Shiznit   Now were back together   One Note Song   Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass)   Pat Riley   Pick of Destiny   POD   Primitive Dance   Quantum Leap   Rivers of Brown   Rize of the Fenix   Roadie   Rock Is Dead   Rock Your Socks   Rock Your Socks (acoustic version)   Rock Your Socks Off   Sasquatch   School Of Rock   Se\u00f1orita   Sex With Me And KG   Special Things   Spelling Bee   Spiderman   Taco Truck From Hell   Tenacious D time   The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage   The Divide   The Government Totally Sucks   The History Of Tenacious D   The Last In Line   The Metal   The Metal [Blue Ray]   The Road   The Road [Blue Ray]   They Fucked Our Asses   Things I Want   Throwdown   To Be The Best   Training Medley   Training Medley (Bonus Track)   Tribute   Tribute [Blue Ray]   Tribute [Channel V Performance]   Tribute [Music Video]   Tribute To The Best Song In The World   Warning   Wonderboy   Wonderboy [Music Video]

Related Songs

  Dear Penis - David Allan Coe  Dear Penis - Rodney Carrington  letter to my penis - Rodney Carrington  A Letter To My Penis - Rodney Carrington  Wings on My Penis [Explicit] - Die Antwoord  Penis Chorale Part I - Matt Mulholland  (Tere There) Syphilitic Vaginas To Pieces...  Deepthroat (Intro) - (HED) P.E.  The Bobby Song - Totally Radd!!  Genius Penis - The Wildhearts  Sorry About Your Penis - Smash Mouth  Not Penis Cream - I Voted For Kodos  The Bing Bong Brothers - The Lonely Island  Bing Bong Brothers [DVD][*] - The Lonely Island  The Bing Bong Brothers - The Lonely Island  Bing Bong Brothers - The Lonely Island  Same Thing - A14  Remember My Members - Broken Hope  The President's Penis Is Missing...  Exit Stonehenge - Soundgarden  Grandma Sitting in the Corner With a Penis in Her ...  Chris's Penis - 3 Doors Down  Erection - Akrid  Penis Et Circes - Impaled Nazarene  Penis In A Bottle (parody, live in concert)...  Listening To My Penis - Jon Lajoie  Sparkle John - Glitter Penis  My Penis - NOFX  Blunt Force Castration - Cannibal Corpse  Roly Poly - Terence Trent D'Arby  Correctional Facility Food Sucks - Lemon Demon  Sorry - Smash Mouth  Evil Boy - Die Antwoord  Outro - Glitter Penis  The Wustenfeld Man Eater (Armin Meiwes) - Macabre  The Wustenfeld Man Eater - Macabre  Stay Far From We (Batty Boys) - Dr. Evil  Penis Dimension - Frank Zappa  John Holmes (Life Devoted To The Cinema)...  Masochism Tango 2008 - Amateur Transplants  Penis Song - Monty Python  Penis Envy - Killradio  American Penis - The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches  Enormous Penis - Bob And Tom  Enormous Penis - Bob & Tom  Penis Envy - Broken Hope  Detachable Penis - King Missile  Penis Song - Macklemore  Shit Expands - Dr Octagon  Christmas Time For My Penis - The Vandals  Church Of Manawicha - Dedpetal  The Hed Honcho (Outro) - (HED) P.E.  Mac N Cheese - Matt Mulholland  Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina - Jon Lajoie  Show Me Your Genitals 2:E=mc Vagina - Jon Lajoie  My Name Is Dr Evil - Dr. Evil  Symphony in P Minor - Ninja Sex Party  Penis I See - GWAR  Thinking About Things [live] - Catch 22  Neger Neger - B-Tight  Crystallize My Penis - M.O.T.O.  Good Ass Job - Kanye West  Penis Progress Report - Nick Cannon  Wings on My Penis - Die Antwoord  Power - H-Blockx  The Power - H Blockx  I Ain't Going Back To Jail - Project Pat  Brother with an Ego - Cody ChesnuTT  Grab The Mic - Mindless Self Indulgence  Steroids Guy - Anal Cunt  Fink Dial - Iron Monkey  Permit - Kamikazee  Horse Pills - Dandy Warhols  I Slept on the Floor - Dualshock  Fully Functional Penis - Matt Mulholland  Protes - Mimikry  Vulcan Death Grip - Ugly Americans  I Just Had Sex [Explicit Version]...  I Just Had Sex (Single) - Akon F/  I Just Had Sex [Edited Version]...  I Just Had Sex - Akon  I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island  I Just Had Sex (Single) - The Lonely Island  Sun Science - Crazy Penis  Crumz In My Lap - Glitter Penis  Revolution - Glitter Penis  The Microphone Five - Glitter Penis  So Many Days - Glitter Penis  Give It Up [Laid Instrumental Mix][Instrumental]...  Drop Your Weapon (Faze Action Edit) - Crazy Penis  Is It Ever Enough? - Crazy Penis  3 Play It Cool (Brennan Greens Long Hot Edit)...  Do It Good (Crazy P's We Found The Parts On Our At...  A Little Something (PBR Streetgang Edit)...  Never Gonna Reach Me - Crazy Penis  Stop Space Return - Crazy Penis  DJ Mix (Flash Atkins DJ Mix) - Crazy Penis  Mambo (Rune Linbaek Edit) - Crazy Penis  I Am Love (Flash Atkins Rework) - Crazy Penis  Omega Man (Yam Who Edit) - Crazy Penis  No Need - Karsonika  Finkus Cooked My Cock - Bondage Fairies  Meat Attatched to People at the Bridge - Dualshock  Mafu Cage - Dandi Wind  Mass Pussy Obiliteration - Waco Jesus  Mass Pussy Obliteration - Waco Jesus  I Just Had S.. - The Lonely Island  Shimmy Shimmy Coco Puff - Blink 182  Voldtekt - Taake  Severed Penis Blowjobs - Cannibal Corpse  Mighty Penis Laser - Big Dumb Face  Razor Cunt - Broken Hope  The Country Song - Blink 182  Boom Boom Bailando - Jan Smit  Frenzied Genital Carbonization - Haemorrhage  Corpse Full Of Gunk - O.L.D  Dear Dear - 54-40  Drinking the Ichor - Broken Hope  Felching Vampires - Broken Hope  Pielie (Skit) - Die Antwoord  A Tell-Tale Penis - Joan Of Arc  Here Comes The Summer - Iggy Pop  Great Big Big Big Head - Alice Donut  Get It Up - Cold Flamez  Dom, Lomp & Famous - The Opposites  Theoretical Dick Jokes - Bo Burnham  Ein Produkt - Japanische Kampfhörspiele  Malcolm's Hermaphrodite Paradise (Gangsta's Paradi...  Malcolm's Hermaphrodite Paradise (Gangsta...  Dick Of The Week - Henry Fiat's Open Sore  The Spire - Kukl  Dominant Freestyle - MURS  Baby - Timbaland  Sodomized The Slave Of The God - Aasgard  Motorpenis - Impaled Nazarene  Moodring Band - Owen Pallett  (Proud To Be The) Black Sheep...  Aku Masih Disurga - Auticed  Fear Of Mandingo - Nas  Sacrifice to Venus - Emil Bulls  Love You a Different Way - Jon Lajoie  Denim Demon - Turbonegro  I Feel You - Neil Diamond  Xiu Xiu - Fabulous Muscles - Xiu Xiu  Fabulous Muscles (Mama Black Widow Version)...  Main Theme - South Park  Dear, Dear providence - Andy Lindquist  The Incredible He Woman - Stereolab  Maid To Measure - Vice Squad  incredible he-woman - Stereolab  Another Kick In The Balls - Bob Rivers  Hooker with a Penis - Tool  Dear - Maria Mena  Dear - Chief Keef  Dear - A Hero A Fake  Dear - Flow  Dear... - Ahn Jae-wook  Dear... - Siam Shade  Dear - Carbon Leaf  Dear... - Maria Mena  Nino Brown - Trav  In Different Ways - Jon Lajoie  Fan von gar nichts - Japanische Kampfhörspiele  Dissect Molest Ingest - Amputated   It's a Wonderful Life of Sin - Dwarves  Sodomize The Weak - Blood  I Hate You - Project: Bad  Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)...  Hulk Hogan - Skankin' Pickle  Pain In My Hole (live) - Tori Amos  No More - Boaz  The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath - Frank Zappa  Pain In My Hole - Tori Amos  Isn't It Awfully Nice To Have A Penis...  Penis Song (the Not Noel Coward Song)...  Fabulous Muscles - Xiu Xiu  Delicious Taste Of Vaginal Excrements - Dead   The Internet Song - Steaming Wolf Penis  Yeah Yeah Yeah - Steaming Wolf Penis  LOOKS LIKE CHOCOLATE - Steaming Wolf Penis  Touchdown Marcus Allen - Steaming Wolf Penis  123456 HAMSTER - Steaming Wolf Penis  I LUV 2 WATCH u EXPLODE - Steaming Wolf Penis  Powder - Sopor Aeternus  My Mind Is A Pussy - Black Bomb A  Good Ship Venus - Loudon Wainwright III  Never Straight - The Darryell Mills Extravaganza  This Game Called Girl - Fuzztones  Who'd Be A Cop? - Frenzal Rhomb  My First Christmas As A Woman - The Vandals  My First Xmas, As A Woman - The Vandals  Good Ship Venus - Wainwright Loudon  Show Me Your Genitals - Jon Lajoie  Beat Boy - Die Antwoord  Gv - Knorkator  Going Down - Watsky  She Has a Girlfriend Now [Album Version]...  Olive and Gray - The Residents  She Has a Girlfriend Now [Skacoustic]...  Wir werden Gott - Japanische Kampfhörspiele
  Please consider supporting this site by Clicking Here and Bookmarking whenever you search and shop Amazon. It costs you nothing but it supports us and gives us credit and we appreciate it greatly.