[spoken]
Damn, a hard day's rockin'. Better slip off ma shoes.
Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend.
Dip m'toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book:
The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin'?
[sung]
That's the first thin' I say to you.
How's it goin'? Are you flowin'?
Listen honey,
Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you,
Showin', growin',
Man I'd like to place my hand
upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze.
And squeeze!
Take off your blouse,
And your underpants,
Then take a look,
'Cause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch,
With the oils and perfume and incense.
Now you're groovin',
Put on a cool '70s groove.
A funky groove to fuck to.
A funky groove to fuck to.
Me, me and KG,
It's all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans. (sex)
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex)
That's what I'm offerin' you.
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
It's KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools.
And then you feel sumpin' down by your feet.
It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes.
We don't mind sucking on toes!
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!
Havin' sex with me and KG,
Now you're talkin' double team supreme.
Let's roll!
Oh!
[2-part:] Ahh, oh!
What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
Ah, that's it, that's right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-I'm-gonna, Ohh!
Deht! Deht! Eeee!
...Splooge!
[spoken]
That was the one.
[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
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39 5 Needs Baby Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) [Blue Ray] Bowie Break In-City (Storm the Gate!) Break-In City (Storm the Gate!) Car Chase City Chop Suey City Hall Classical Teacher Classical Teacher (Skit) Classico Cock Pushups Cock Pushups (Skit) Cosmic Shame Dear Penis Destiny Deth Starr Dio Dio [Blue Ray] Door to Door Rocking Double Team [Blue Ray] Drive-Thru Dude (I Totally Miss You) Dude (I Totally Miss You) [Blue Ray] Explosivo F*ck Her Gently Flash Flutes and Trombones Flutes and Trombones (Skit) Friendship Friendship [Blue Ray] Friendship Test Friendship Test (Skit) Fuck Her Gently Hard Fucking History History - Closing Credits Version History - Jesus Ranch Version History - SNL Version History [Blue Ray] Human Hopes I'm The Only Gay Eskimo Inward Singing Inward Singing (Skit) Jack Black Let's Get It On Jesus Ranch Karate Karate [Blue Ray] Karate Schnitzel Karate Schnitzel (Skit) Kickapoo Kickapoo (SNL Version) Kickapoo [Blue Ray] Kielbasa Kielbasa [Blue Ray] Kong Krishna Kyle Took A Bullet Kyle Took A Bullet For Me Lee Lee [Blue Ray] Let's Get It On Low Hangin' Fruit Low Hangin' Fruit Malibu Nights (Secret Track) Marching Of The Hordes Marijuanaville Master Exploder Master Exploder [Blue Ray] My Biznitch is the Shiznit Now were back together One Note Song Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass) Pat Riley Pick of Destiny POD Primitive Dance Quantum Leap Rivers of Brown Rize of the Fenix Roadie Rock Is Dead Rock Your Socks Rock Your Socks (acoustic version) Rock Your Socks Off Sasquatch School Of Rock Se\u00f1orita Sex With Me And KG Special Things Spelling Bee Spiderman Taco Truck From Hell Tenacious D time The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage The Divide The Government Totally Sucks The History Of Tenacious D The Last In Line The Metal The Metal [Blue Ray] The Road The Road [Blue Ray] They Fucked Our Asses Things I Want Throwdown To Be The Best Training Medley Training Medley (Bonus Track) Tribute Tribute [Blue Ray] Tribute [Channel V Performance] Tribute [Music Video] Tribute To The Best Song In The World Warning Wonderboy Wonderboy [Music Video]
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