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Classical Teacher
Tenacious D

[J:] Hey Kage

[K:] Jables

[J:] How goes it man?

[K:] S'good... s'good

[J:] Y'know I been thinking a lot about it, and um, I just want us to be the

best fucking band in the world.

[K:] Well yeah me too!

[J:] There's no point in doing it if we're not the best.

[K:] Well s'true. I agree with that.

[J:] I mean what, yeah we're gonna be, yeah we're really good. We're like

almost as good as Arcade Fire, fuck that.

[K:] Yeah

[J:] We gotta leave those fuckers in the dust!

[K:] What, what do you..

[J:] All those fucking youngsters gotta lick our fucking boot or fuck it!

Y'know what I mean?

[K:] Yeah! Yeah, well what, how do we do that though?

[J:] [sigh] Dude you need to fucking have some lessons.

[K:] What!

[J:] I know, you're really good but you gotta expand your game.

[K:] Lessons!

[J:] Y'know how Koby in the off season would go and like, learn a fucking,

y'know a Texas Two-Step or something, to add to his arsenal?

[K:] Man, yeah, that's true. That's true.

[J:] Well I've just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy.

[K:] Really?

[J:] And I, I hope you're not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a dude.

[K:] Yeah? Oh no, what!

[J:] Dude, just give it a chance will you? If you don't like- ah hey! I

swear, if you don't like it we'll fucking fire his ass. He's out.

[K:] Who is this guy? I never...

[J:] His name is Felix Char [?]

[K:] Urgh, what.

[J:] He's from Spain and he is the best.

[K:] Oh god...

[J:] I got him from the fucking London Phildsarmonic. (Meant to be Philharmonic)

[K:] Urgh, I just, I don't know him, it seems weird!

[J:] Will you just, will you just spend a minute with him?

[K:] OK. Alright. I'll spend a minute with him.

[J:] OK bro, he's right outside I'm sending him in.

[K:] Oh god, OK. Why? Lessons, so stupid.

[F:] Hello?

[K:] Uh, hi!

[F:] Hello, I am Felix Char.

[K:] Hi, uh. Felix? Yeah, um.

[F:] Ah, as, Jack as asked me to spend some time with you. Uh.

[K:] OK, hm.

[F:] One on one. So, while Jack is outside, ah we will work on your technique.

[K:] OK.

[F:] Can I see you pick up, is this your guitar here?

[K:] Yup. Yeah, I gotta it, I gotta it right over here.

[F:] Ah, it is a Fender ay? Is this a Fender?

[K:] Ah well it's a Gibson.

[F:] Yes a Gibson, yes. Made by the same, uh, manufacturer. Pick it up please, can you pick it up?

[K:] OK. Yeah.

[F:] No, no, no, d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap!

[K:] What? What'd I do? What'd I do?

[F:] You pick it up from the neck! This is not the way you pick up a guitar!

[K:] I just picked it up, I just-

[F:] No,no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, cállate tu bocar, pick it up from the body.

[K:] The what!

[F:] The body.

[K:] Oh the body! Body, OK.

[F:] I'm sorry about my accent.

[K:] I didn't know, I didn't know.

[F:] Now listen to me. I want you to play, like it is a woman. You go and play the guitar now. Play.

[K:] Uh, OK? Uh.

[F:] No, no, no, no, no. You, your fingers. Your fingers are too tight.

[K:] They're too tight?

[F:] Yes, let me get behind you. Like this, you see?

[K:] Oh! Hn.

[F:] If I put my finger, on your finger.

[K:] Hey!

[F:] Then you can feel...

[K:] I can! Wait!

[F:] Sh, sh, sh, sh, shu! Finger to your mouth. I put my finger on your mouth, on your lips.

[K:] Mhmhm!

[F:] Yes that's good.

[K:] Hey man!

[F:] Now listen hey, you want to play like an orgasm.

[K:] I'm just try- what!?

[F:] Feel this. Do you feel that?

[K:] Oh god! This is really weird man!

[F:] That's my cock.

[K:] WHAT!

[F:] That's my cock in your butt cheeks.

[K:] OH GOD! Hey!

[F:] Do you feel it?

[K:] NO!

[F:] Now I'm going to tough your cock.

[K:] OW!

[F:] Let me touch your penis.

[J:] It's me!

[K:] WHAT?!

[J:] It's me. It's JB.

[K:] GOD!

[J:] There's no Felix dude.

[K:] What are you doing?!

[J:] I'M FUCKING WAKING YOU UP! I'M TRYING TO SHAKE YOUR FOUNDATIONS!

[K:] By touching me with your penis?!

[J:] YES! By fucking touching your penis! Whatever it takes!

[K:] God!

[J:] That's all I'm saying dude! I'm making a point! Let's get fucking

serious! Let's get physical! Alright. Let's take it from the top.


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  39   5 Needs   Baby   Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage   Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)   Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) [Blue Ray]   Bowie   Break In-City (Storm the Gate!)   Break-In City (Storm the Gate!)   Car Chase City   Chop Suey   City Hall   Classical Teacher (Skit)   Classico   Cock Pushups   Cock Pushups (Skit)   Cosmic Shame   Dear Penis   Destiny   Deth Starr   Dio   Dio [Blue Ray]   Door to Door Rocking   Double Team   Double Team [Blue Ray]   Drive-Thru   Dude (I Totally Miss You)   Dude (I Totally Miss You) [Blue Ray]   Explosivo   F*ck Her Gently   Flash   Flutes and Trombones   Flutes and Trombones (Skit)   Friendship   Friendship [Blue Ray]   Friendship Test   Friendship Test (Skit)   Fuck Her Gently   Hard Fucking   History   History - Closing Credits Version   History - Jesus Ranch Version   History - SNL Version   History [Blue Ray]   Human Hopes   I'm The Only Gay Eskimo   Inward Singing   Inward Singing (Skit)   Jack Black Let's Get It On   Jesus Ranch   Karate   Karate [Blue Ray]   Karate Schnitzel   Karate Schnitzel (Skit)   Kickapoo   Kickapoo (SNL Version)   Kickapoo [Blue Ray]   Kielbasa   Kielbasa [Blue Ray]   Kong   Krishna   Kyle Took A Bullet   Kyle Took A Bullet For Me   Lee   Lee [Blue Ray]   Let's Get It On   Low Hangin' Fruit   Low Hangin' Fruit   Malibu Nights (Secret Track)   Marching Of The Hordes   Marijuanaville   Master Exploder   Master Exploder [Blue Ray]   My Biznitch is the Shiznit   Now were back together   One Note Song   Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass)   Pat Riley   Pick of Destiny   POD   Primitive Dance   Quantum Leap   Rivers of Brown   Rize of the Fenix   Roadie   Rock Is Dead   Rock Your Socks   Rock Your Socks (acoustic version)   Rock Your Socks Off   Sasquatch   School Of Rock   Se\u00f1orita   Sex With Me And KG   Special Things   Spelling Bee   Spiderman   Taco Truck From Hell   Tenacious D time   The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage   The Divide   The Government Totally Sucks   The History Of Tenacious D   The Last In Line   The Metal   The Metal [Blue Ray]   The Road   The Road [Blue Ray]   They Fucked Our Asses   Things I Want   Throwdown   To Be The Best   Training Medley   Training Medley (Bonus Track)   Tribute   Tribute [Blue Ray]   Tribute [Channel V Performance]   Tribute [Music Video]   Tribute To The Best Song In The World   Warning   Wonderboy   Wonderboy [Music Video]

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