I'm the only gay eskimonI'm the only one I knownI'm the only gay eskimonIn my tribennI go out seal hunting with my best friend TarkanBut all I wanna do is get into his parkanI'm the only gay eskimonIn my tribennWell .. me an nut fluck chuck buck, we both like blubbernBut me I've got this crazy fetish for rubbernI'm the only gay eskimonIn my tribennI make a wish on the northern lightsnThat I could get a decent pair of whale skin tightsnI'm the only gay eskimonIn my tribennAnd the seals they sing nown*seal noises*nnThese cold winter nights are taking their tollnI even get excited when I see the north polenSee the north polennI'm the only gay eskimonI'm the only one I knownI'm the only gay eskimonIn my tribe