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Penis Song
Monty Python

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penisnIsn't it frightfully good to have a dongnIt's swell to have a stiffynIt's divine to own a dicknFrom the tiniest little tadgernTo the world's biggest pricknSo, three cheers for your Willy or John ThomasnHooray for your one-eyed trouser snakenYour piece of pork, your wife's best friendnYour Percy, or your cocknYou can wrap it up in ribbonsnYou can slip it in your socknBut don't take it out in publicnOr they will stick you in the docknAnd you won't come about


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