Malcolm's Hermaphrodite Paradise (Gangsta's Paradise Parody)
Coolio

As I walk through the corridors of my dildo shop

I take a look at my cock and realize its fallen off

''cause I been suckin' and fuckin' so long

That even my momma thinks my dick ain't that long

But I ain't never crossed a gay that did deserve it

He be treated like a gimp you know that's unheard of

Ya betta watch who you suckin' and who ya fuckin'

''cause you and your homos might be men all along

I really like the dick and when he shoots his load

As of now I see myself in the semen moat

Homo, I'm the kind of gay that all you hermie's wanna be like

Suckin' dick on their knees for crack in the street lights

Repeat Chorus 4x:

Been spending most my life

Livin' in a hermaphrodite's paradise

Oh ah ohhhhhhhh

They got the phallus which I am now facin'

I ain't never thought I could deep throat

But I gotta take it deep for the hermies

Too much dickie suckin' got me chasin' police

I'm an ugly lookin' hermie with penis on the mind

Got a 10ft rubber dildo, and some sperm in my eye

I'm a low down dirty homo trippin' faggot

And when the hermies go down I don't wanna rouse their anger

Fool, ain't nuthin' stoppin' me from givin' them some pussy

But I live life as a hermie, what can I say

I've got a 4 incher but will it fit in his ass

But the way things are goin' I don't know

Tell me why, are we so gay as me,

And ass ram the ones likes you and me

Repeat Chorus (4x)

Penis, after penis, ass after ass

Rapin' after rapin', semen after semen

Everybody's leavin' but I don't think I can take it

Take it out of my colon

''cause I think I'm bleedin'

They say I gotta learn how to suck it

But no gimp's here to teach me

If they can't understand then how can they rape me

I guess they will, I guess it's soon

I guess I'm fucked

That's why I gotta live life with an ass plug

Repeat Chorus til end


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  [Instrumental]   1-2-3-4 (sumpin' New)   1, 2, 3, 4 (Sumpin' New) [Timber Mix]   1,2,3,4   1,2,3,4 (Sumpin' New)   2 Minutes & 21 Seconds Of Funk   2 Minutes & 21 Seconds Of Funk   A Thing Goin On   A Thing Goin' On   A Thing Going On   All The Way Live   All The Way Live (now)   Aw Here It Goes   Aw Here It Goes [theme From Kenan And Kel]   Aw Here It Goes [Theme from Kenan and Kel][#]   Bright As The Sun   Bring Back Somethin Fo Da Hood   Bring Back Somethin' Fo Da Hood   C U When I Get There   C U When U Get There   C U When U Get There (Album Version)   C U When U Get There (Bill & Humberto's Orchestra ...   C U When U Get There [Amended LP Version] [Version...   C U When U Get There [Bill and Humberto's Orchestr...   C U When U Get There [Ren Swan's Mix]   C U When You Get There   Can I Get Down 1X   Can I Get Down 1x [Amended LP Version] [Version]   Can U Dig It   Can U Dig It [Amended LP Version] [Version]   Can-O-Corn   Country Line   County Line   Cruisin'   Cruisin'   Crusin'   Devil is Dope   Do It   Drama   Exercise Yo Game [Clean]   Exercise Yo' Game   Exercise Yo' Game   Fantastic Voyage   Fantastic Voyage (Timber Mix)   Fantastic Voyage [Album Version]   Fantastic Voyage [original Version][mix]   For My Sistas   Fucc Coolio   Gangsta Walk   Gangsta's Paradise   Gangsta's Paradise   Gangstas Paradise   Gangster's Paradise   Gangsters Paradise   Get Up Get Down   Geto Highlights   Geto Highlites   Ghetto Cartoon   Ghetto Square Dance   Hand On My Nutsac   Hear Me Now   Hit 'em   Hit 'em High   Hit 'em High (the Monstar's Anthem)   Hit 'em   Hit 'em High   Homeboy   Homeboy [Amended LP Version] [Version]   I Breaks 'em Off   I Breaks 'em Off   I C U When U Get There   I Like Girls   I Remeber   I Remember   I Remember [Album Mix]   I See You When You Get There   I'm Seein' Bodiez in The Alley & Blood in The ...   I'm Seein' Bodiez In The Alley And Blood In The Va...   Interlude   Interlude [Amended LP Version] [Version]   Intro   Is This Me   Is This Me?   Island Hop   It Takes A Thief   It's All The Way (now)   It's All The Way Live   It's All The Way Live   Kinda High Kinda Drunk   Kinda High, Kinda Drunk   Knight Fall   Knight Fall [Amended LP Version] [Version]   Knock Out Kings   Knockout Kings   Lady And A Gangsta   Let's Do It   Let's Do It [Amended LP Version] [Version]   Let's Do It   Life   Malcolm's Hermaphrodite Paradise (Gangsta...   Mama I'm In Love Wit A Gangsta   Mama, I'm in Love wit a Gangsta   Mama, I'm In Love Wit A Gangsta   Mary Jane   Money (dollar Bill Y'all)   Money (dollar Bill Y'all)   My Soul   My Soul [Amended LP Version] [Version]   N Da Closet   Nature Of The Business   On My Way To Harlem   One for the Money   One Mo   One More Night   Ooh La La   Ooh La La [Album Version]   Ooh La La [Amended LP Version] [Version]   Recoup This   Rollin' With My Homies   See You When I Get There   See You When You Get There   Shake It Up   Show Me Love   Slip Away   Smilin'   Smilin'   Smokin' Stix   Smokin' Stix   Somebody's Gotta Die   Somebody's Gotta Die   Sticky Fingers   Sticky Fingers (Alternate   Sticky Fingers (alternate)   Street Life By Beenie Man   Sumpin' New   Sumpin' New   Sunshine   Take It to the Hub   That's How It Is   That's How It Is   The Devil Is Dope   The Revolution   The Winner   Thought You Knew   Throwdown 2000   Throwdown 2000 [Amended LP Version] [Version]   Thru The Window   Too Hot   Too Hot [Clean]   U Know Hoo   U Know Hoo!   Ugly Bitches   What is an MC   What Is An Mc?   Would You Still Be Mine

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