Malcolm's Hermaphrodite Paradise (Gangsta's Paradise Parody)
Coolio
As I walk through the corridors of my dildo shopI take a look at my cock and realize its fallen off''cause I been suckin' and fuckin' so longThat even my momma thinks my dick ain't that longBut I ain't never crossed a gay that did deserve itHe be treated like a gimp you know that's unheard ofYa betta watch who you suckin' and who ya fuckin'''cause you and your homos might be men all alongI really like the dick and when he shoots his loadAs of now I see myself in the semen moatHomo, I'm the kind of gay that all you hermie's wanna be likeSuckin' dick on their knees for crack in the street lightsRepeat Chorus 4x:Been spending most my lifeLivin' in a hermaphrodite's paradiseOh ah ohhhhhhhhThey got the phallus which I am now facin'I ain't never thought I could deep throatBut I gotta take it deep for the hermiesToo much dickie suckin' got me chasin' policeI'm an ugly lookin' hermie with penis on the mindGot a 10ft rubber dildo, and some sperm in my eyeI'm a low down dirty homo trippin' faggotAnd when the hermies go down I don't wanna rouse their angerFool, ain't nuthin' stoppin' me from givin' them some pussyBut I live life as a hermie, what can I sayI've got a 4 incher but will it fit in his assBut the way things are goin' I don't knowTell me why, are we so gay as me,And ass ram the ones likes you and meRepeat Chorus (4x)Penis, after penis, ass after assRapin' after rapin', semen after semenEverybody's leavin' but I don't think I can take itTake it out of my colon''cause I think I'm bleedin'They say I gotta learn how to suck itBut no gimp's here to teach meIf they can't understand then how can they rape meI guess they will, I guess it's soonI guess I'm fuckedThat's why I gotta live life with an ass plugRepeat Chorus til end
Lyrics by Coolio
[Instrumental] 1-2-3-4 (sumpin' New) 1, 2, 3, 4 (Sumpin' New) [Timber Mix] 1,2,3,4 1,2,3,4 (Sumpin' New) 2 Minutes & 21 Seconds Of Funk 2 Minutes & 21 Seconds Of Funk A Thing Goin On A Thing Goin' On A Thing Going On All The Way Live All The Way Live (now) Aw Here It Goes Aw Here It Goes [theme From Kenan And Kel] Aw Here It Goes [Theme from Kenan and Kel][#] Bright As The Sun Bring Back Somethin Fo Da Hood Bring Back Somethin' Fo Da Hood C U When I Get There C U When U Get There C U When U Get There (Album Version) C U When U Get There (Bill & Humberto's Orchestra ... C U When U Get There [Amended LP Version] [Version... C U When U Get There [Bill and Humberto's Orchestr... C U When U Get There [Ren Swan's Mix] C U When You Get There Can I Get Down 1X Can I Get Down 1x [Amended LP Version] [Version] Can U Dig It Can U Dig It [Amended LP Version] [Version] Can-O-Corn Country Line County Line Cruisin' Cruisin' Crusin' Devil is Dope Do It Drama Exercise Yo Game [Clean] Exercise Yo' Game Exercise Yo' Game Fantastic Voyage Fantastic Voyage (Timber Mix) Fantastic Voyage [Album Version] Fantastic Voyage [original Version][mix] For My Sistas Fucc Coolio Gangsta Walk Gangsta's Paradise Gangsta's Paradise Gangstas Paradise Gangster's Paradise Gangsters Paradise Get Up Get Down Geto Highlights Geto Highlites Ghetto Cartoon Ghetto Square Dance Hand On My Nutsac Hear Me Now Hit 'em Hit 'em High Hit 'em High (the Monstar's Anthem) Hit 'em Hit 'em High Homeboy Homeboy [Amended LP Version] [Version] I Breaks 'em Off I Breaks 'em Off I C U When U Get There I Like Girls I Remeber I Remember I Remember [Album Mix] I See You When You Get There I'm Seein' Bodiez in The Alley & Blood in The ... I'm Seein' Bodiez In The Alley And Blood In The Va... Interlude Interlude [Amended LP Version] [Version] Intro Is This Me Is This Me? Island Hop It Takes A Thief It's All The Way (now) It's All The Way Live It's All The Way Live Kinda High Kinda Drunk Kinda High, Kinda Drunk Knight Fall Knight Fall [Amended LP Version] [Version] Knock Out Kings Knockout Kings Lady And A Gangsta Let's Do It Let's Do It [Amended LP Version] [Version] Let's Do It Life Malcolm's Hermaphrodite Paradise (Gangsta... Mama I'm In Love Wit A Gangsta Mama, I'm in Love wit a Gangsta Mama, I'm In Love Wit A Gangsta Mary Jane Money (dollar Bill Y'all) Money (dollar Bill Y'all) My Soul My Soul [Amended LP Version] [Version] N Da Closet Nature Of The Business On My Way To Harlem One for the Money One Mo One More Night Ooh La La Ooh La La [Album Version] Ooh La La [Amended LP Version] [Version] Recoup This Rollin' With My Homies See You When I Get There See You When You Get There Shake It Up Show Me Love Slip Away Smilin' Smilin' Smokin' Stix Smokin' Stix Somebody's Gotta Die Somebody's Gotta Die Sticky Fingers Sticky Fingers (Alternate Sticky Fingers (alternate) Street Life By Beenie Man Sumpin' New Sumpin' New Sunshine Take It to the Hub That's How It Is That's How It Is The Devil Is Dope The Revolution The Winner Thought You Knew Throwdown 2000 Throwdown 2000 [Amended LP Version] [Version] Thru The Window Too Hot Too Hot [Clean] U Know Hoo U Know Hoo! Ugly Bitches What is an MC What Is An Mc? Would You Still Be Mine