Beelzeboss:
I AM COMPLETE!
Tenacious D:
(BOTH) Fuuuck
Beelzeboss:
YES YOU ARE FuckED,
SHIT OUT OF LUCK!
NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK!
THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE,
AND YOUR FIRST IN LINE!
YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!
Tenacious D:
(JB) Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
we challenge you to a rock off,
(BOTH) Give us one chance to rock your socks off
Beelzeboss:
Fuck! Fuck!
FUUUCK, THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME,
FROM DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE!
WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS?
WHAT'S THE CA-A-ATCH?
Tenacious D:
(JB) If we win,
you must take your sorry ass back to hell
and also you will have to pay our rent
Beelzeboss:
AND WHAT IF I WIN?
Tenacious D:
(JB) Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(KG) What!?
(JB) Trust me Kage it's the only way
(KG) What the fuck are you talkin about?
(JB) To be your little bitch
Beelzeboss:
FINE!
LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN HAHAHA!
I'M THE DEVIL,
I LOVE METAL!
CHECK THIS RIFF,
IT'S FuckIN TASTY!
I'M THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT I'M GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!
I CANNOT WAIT TO TAKE KAGE BACK TO HELL
I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MY HOT DEMON GEL!
I'LL MAKE YOU SQUEAL LIKE THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL!!
Tenacious D:
(JB) NOOOO! C'mon Kage, bring the thunder!
(KG) There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpiece
(JB) Listen to me-
(KG) He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
(JB) God dammit Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
(KG) Noo
(JB) Unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
(KG) Dude,
we've been through so much shit
(JB) De-activated lasers with my dick
(BOTH) Now it's time to blow this fucker down
(JB) C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
(KG) I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
(JB) Light up the stage 'cause its time for a showdown
(KG) We'll bend you over then we'll take it to brown town
(BOTH) Now we've got to blow this fucker down
(KG) He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
(JB) C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down
(KG) OOOOOOh we'll piledrive ya, It's time for the smackdown
(JB) Hey desecrator, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness, our rock it sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D
(BOTH) D we are (X17)
Beelzeboss:
YOU GUYS ARE FuckIN LAME COME ON KAGE YOUR COMIN WITH ME
TASTE MY LIGHTNING FuckER!
Tenacious D:
(JB) NOOOO!
Beelzeboss:
OW, Fuck!
MY FuckIN HORN!
OHH NO
Tenacious D:
(JB) From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again
Beelzeboss:
NOOOOO!
Fuck YOU KAGE AND Fuck YOU JABLES
I'LL GET YOU TENACIOUS D!
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39 5 Needs Baby Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) [Blue Ray] Bowie Break In-City (Storm the Gate!) Break-In City (Storm the Gate!) Car Chase City Chop Suey City Hall Classical Teacher Classical Teacher (Skit) Classico Cock Pushups Cock Pushups (Skit) Cosmic Shame Dear Penis Destiny Deth Starr Dio Dio [Blue Ray] Door to Door Rocking Double Team Double Team [Blue Ray] Drive-Thru Dude (I Totally Miss You) Dude (I Totally Miss You) [Blue Ray] Explosivo F*ck Her Gently Flash Flutes and Trombones Flutes and Trombones (Skit) Friendship Friendship [Blue Ray] Friendship Test Friendship Test (Skit) Fuck Her Gently Hard Fucking History History - Closing Credits Version History - Jesus Ranch Version History - SNL Version History [Blue Ray] Human Hopes I'm The Only Gay Eskimo Inward Singing Inward Singing (Skit) Jack Black Let's Get It On Jesus Ranch Karate Karate [Blue Ray] Karate Schnitzel Karate Schnitzel (Skit) Kickapoo Kickapoo (SNL Version) Kickapoo [Blue Ray] Kielbasa Kielbasa [Blue Ray] Kong Krishna Kyle Took A Bullet Kyle Took A Bullet For Me Lee Lee [Blue Ray] Let's Get It On Low Hangin' Fruit Low Hangin' Fruit Malibu Nights (Secret Track) Marching Of The Hordes Marijuanaville Master Exploder Master Exploder [Blue Ray] My Biznitch is the Shiznit Now were back together One Note Song Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass) Pat Riley Pick of Destiny POD Primitive Dance Quantum Leap Rivers of Brown Rize of the Fenix Roadie Rock Is Dead Rock Your Socks Rock Your Socks (acoustic version) Rock Your Socks Off Sasquatch School Of Rock Se\u00f1orita Sex With Me And KG Special Things Spelling Bee Spiderman Taco Truck From Hell Tenacious D time The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage The Divide The Government Totally Sucks The History Of Tenacious D The Last In Line The Metal The Metal [Blue Ray] The Road The Road [Blue Ray] They Fucked Our Asses Things I Want Throwdown To Be The Best Training Medley Training Medley (Bonus Track) Tribute Tribute [Blue Ray] Tribute [Channel V Performance] Tribute [Music Video] Tribute To The Best Song In The World Warning Wonderboy Wonderboy [Music Video]
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