A long ass freaking time ago
In a town called Kickapoo
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through
But yay, there was a black sheep
And he knew just what to do
His name was young J.B.
And he refused to step in line
A vision he did see-eth
Freaking rocking all the time
He wrote a tasty jam
And all the planets did align
Oh, the dragon's boards were blazing
As I stepped into his cave
Then I sliced his freaking cockles
With a long and shiny blade
'Twas I who bugged the dragon
Buckalizing buckaloo
And if you try to buck with me
Then I shall buck you too
Gotta get it on in the party zone
I gotta lock and load in the party zone
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone
Gotta break the code in the party zone
You've disobeyed my orders, son
Why were you ever born?
Your brother's ten times better than you
Jesus loves him more
This music that you play for us
Comes from the depths of Hell
Rock 'n' roll's the Devil's work
He wants you to rebel
You'll become a mindless puppet
Beelzebub will pull the strings
Your heart will lose direction
And chaos, it will bring
You'd better shut your mouth
You better watch your tone
You're going for a week
With no telephone
Don't wanna hear you cry
Don't let me hear you moan
You gotta praise The Lord
When you're in my home
Dio, can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone
I'm asking for your guidance
Won't you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre
Who will teach me how to rock
My father thinks you're evil
But man, he can suck a rock
Rock is not the Devil's work
It's magical and rad
I'll never rock as long as I am
Stuck here with my dad
I hear you, brave young Jables
You are hungry for the rock
But to learn the ancient method
Sacred doors, you must unlock
Escape your father's clutches
And this oppressive neighborhood
On a journey, you must go
To find the land of Hollywood
In The City of fallen angels
Where the ocean meets the sand
You will form a strong alliance
And the world's most awesome band
To find your fame and fortune
Through the valley you must walk
You will face your inner demons
Now go, my son and rock
So he bailed from freaking Kickapoo
With hunger in his heart
And he journeyed far and wide
To find the secrets of his art
But in the end, he knew
That he would find his counterpart
Rock, rock, rock
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39 5 Needs Baby Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) [Blue Ray] Bowie Break In-City (Storm the Gate!) Break-In City (Storm the Gate!) Car Chase City Chop Suey City Hall Classical Teacher Classical Teacher (Skit) Classico Cock Pushups Cock Pushups (Skit) Cosmic Shame Dear Penis Destiny Deth Starr Dio Dio [Blue Ray] Door to Door Rocking Double Team Double Team [Blue Ray] Drive-Thru Dude (I Totally Miss You) Dude (I Totally Miss You) [Blue Ray] Explosivo F*ck Her Gently Flash Flutes and Trombones Flutes and Trombones (Skit) Friendship Friendship [Blue Ray] Friendship Test Friendship Test (Skit) Fuck Her Gently Hard Fucking History History - Closing Credits Version History - Jesus Ranch Version History - SNL Version History [Blue Ray] Human Hopes I'm The Only Gay Eskimo Inward Singing Inward Singing (Skit) Jack Black Let's Get It On Jesus Ranch Karate Karate [Blue Ray] Karate Schnitzel Karate Schnitzel (Skit) Kickapoo Kickapoo [Blue Ray] Kielbasa Kielbasa [Blue Ray] Kong Krishna Kyle Took A Bullet Kyle Took A Bullet For Me Lee Lee [Blue Ray] Let's Get It On Low Hangin' Fruit Low Hangin' Fruit Malibu Nights (Secret Track) Marching Of The Hordes Marijuanaville Master Exploder Master Exploder [Blue Ray] My Biznitch is the Shiznit Now were back together One Note Song Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass) Pat Riley Pick of Destiny POD Primitive Dance Quantum Leap Rivers of Brown Rize of the Fenix Roadie Rock Is Dead Rock Your Socks Rock Your Socks (acoustic version) Rock Your Socks Off Sasquatch School Of Rock Se\u00f1orita Sex With Me And KG Special Things Spelling Bee Spiderman Taco Truck From Hell Tenacious D time The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage The Divide The Government Totally Sucks The History Of Tenacious D The Last In Line The Metal The Metal [Blue Ray] The Road The Road [Blue Ray] They Fucked Our Asses Things I Want Throwdown To Be The Best Training Medley Training Medley (Bonus Track) Tribute Tribute [Blue Ray] Tribute [Channel V Performance] Tribute [Music Video] Tribute To The Best Song In The World Warning Wonderboy Wonderboy [Music Video]
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