Mac N Cheese
Matt Mulholland

Ugh!
You know it's not every day you get to rap about something you love
Ugh, let's go! (lets' go)

I go to the store to get some macaroni
I grab some cheese, high five a homie
I think I'll get some bacon, or maybe some ham
I do some breakdancing just 'cause I can

I'm at home now, I cook that shit up
I'm all alone now but I dont' give a fuck
This mac and cheese it tastes so fine
I'll eat the shit out of it because it's all mine

Mac and cheese, it's the tits
Gonna mac all over your shit (mac and cheese)
Mac and cheese, it's the shit
Gonna cheese all over your tits

Mac and mac and cheese motherfucker mac and cheese
Mac and mac and cheese motherfucker mac and cheese (mac and cheese)
Mac and mac and cheese motherfucker mac and cheese
Mac and mac and cheese motherfucker mac and cheese (mac and cheese)

I'm pretty full now, but mmm that smell
I think I'm kinda hungry for something else (something else)
I look around and lock the door
I put the plate on the floor

I take my pants off and get on my knees
I take a deep breath and fuck the mac and cheese (it fucks the best)
It felt pretty nice but I quickly learned
It would be like real sex if vaginas burned

Mac and cheese, it's the tits
Nice to eat but don't put your penis in it
Mac and cheese, it's the shit
But it's a food, you shouldn't have sex with it

(Mac and mac and cheese motherfucker mac and cheese)

It tastes good, but don't have sex with it
I really burned my penis, my penis
Or if you do have sex with it
Wait for it to cool down first
I really burned my penis, ow
I really burned my penis

Yeah, that's right, don't have sex with mac and cheese
I burned my penis quite badly, gotta go see a doctor
Quite embarrassed about it
I know it seems like a good idea at the time, but trust me it's not
Probably just stay away from having sex with any type of food really
Yeah, hot dogs...


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