My friend's goal in lifenIs to one day go to VenusnAll I want is a wifenAnd a fully functional penisnnI look for some romancenAnd I see a damn fine damenShe turns and looks at my pantsnOh, I think I just camennI wantnA fully functional penisnnYou were mine, and I was yoursnOur lives held so much lucknBut you ran right out, slamming all my doorsn'Cause I couldn't get it upnnOh how I wish, that I could take a pissnWithout pain, I want to be deadnPick up a chick, no she won't touch my dicknI got a dog to suck on my head
Fully Functional Penis
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Fully Gone - Main Flow
Fully Loaded - Jet Life
Fully Packed - Zimmer's Hole
Fully Alive - Flyleaf
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Fully Completely - Tragically Hip
Fully Dressed - Annie
Fully Loaded - Kid Koon
Fully Loaded - Curren$y
Fully Blown - Datsik
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Fully Retractable - Soul Coughing
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Christmas Time For My Penis - The Vandals
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Buried Alive - Visqueen
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I Slept on the Floor - Dualshock
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03. Deer Dance - System of a Down
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Mambo (Rune Linbaek Edit) - Crazy Penis
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Omega Man (Yam Who Edit) - Crazy Penis
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Meat Attatched to People at the Bridge - Dualshock
Mafu Cage - Dandi Wind
Mass Pussy Obiliteration - Waco Jesus
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I Just Had S.. - The Lonely Island
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Shimmy Shimmy Coco Puff - Blink 182
Voldtekt - Taake
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Mighty Penis Laser - Big Dumb Face
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