I am complete
Funch
Yes, you are stuck, so out of luck
Now I'm complete and my jock you will pluck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die
Wait, wait, wait, you mother trucker
We challenge you to a rock off
Give us one chance to rock your socks off
Damn, dradge, fudge, The Demon Code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge
What are your terms? What's the catch?
If we win, you must take
Your sorry butt back to Hades
And also you will have to pay our rent
And what if I win?
Then you can take Kage back to Hell
What? Trust me Kage, it's the only way
What you talking about? To be your little boy
Fine, let the Rock Off begin
I'm the Devil, I love metal
Check this riff, it's hot and tasty
I'm the Devil, I can do what I want
Whatever I've got, I'm gonna flaunt
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
I can't wait to take Kage back to Hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my Scarlet Pimpernel
No, c'mon Kage, bring the thunder
There's just no way that we can win
That was a masterpiece, listen to me
He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
Go, churn it, Kage
He's gonna make you his best slave
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise
No, unless we bust a massive monster mama jam
Dude, it's been a long, long trip
De-activated lasers with my trick
Now it's time to blow this mother down
c'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down
I hear you, Jables, now it's time to blow doors down
Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown
We'll bend you over then we'll take you to brown town
Now we've got to blow this mother down
He's gonna takee me if we do not blow doors down
C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down
We'll bomb drive you, it's time for the black out
Hey anti-Christ-er, Beelzeboss
We know your weakness, our rocket sauce
We rock the casbah and blow your mind
We will defeat you for all mankind
You hold the scepter, we hold the key
You are the Devil, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D, we are the D
You guys are freaking lame
Come on, Kage, you're coming with me
Taste my lightning, truckers, no
Oh, shucks, you broke my horn, oh no
From whence you came, you shall remain
Until you are complete again, no
Curse you, Kage and curse you, Jables
I'll get you Tenacious D
Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) [Blue Ray]
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39 5 Needs Baby Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Bowie Break In-City (Storm the Gate!) Break-In City (Storm the Gate!) Car Chase City Chop Suey City Hall Classical Teacher Classical Teacher (Skit) Classico Cock Pushups Cock Pushups (Skit) Cosmic Shame Dear Penis Destiny Deth Starr Dio Dio [Blue Ray] Door to Door Rocking Double Team Double Team [Blue Ray] Drive-Thru Dude (I Totally Miss You) Dude (I Totally Miss You) [Blue Ray] Explosivo F*ck Her Gently Flash Flutes and Trombones Flutes and Trombones (Skit) Friendship Friendship [Blue Ray] Friendship Test Friendship Test (Skit) Fuck Her Gently Hard Fucking History History - Closing Credits Version History - Jesus Ranch Version History - SNL Version History [Blue Ray] Human Hopes I'm The Only Gay Eskimo Inward Singing Inward Singing (Skit) Jack Black Let's Get It On Jesus Ranch Karate Karate [Blue Ray] Karate Schnitzel Karate Schnitzel (Skit) Kickapoo Kickapoo (SNL Version) Kickapoo [Blue Ray] Kielbasa Kielbasa [Blue Ray] Kong Krishna Kyle Took A Bullet Kyle Took A Bullet For Me Lee Lee [Blue Ray] Let's Get It On Low Hangin' Fruit Low Hangin' Fruit Malibu Nights (Secret Track) Marching Of The Hordes Marijuanaville Master Exploder Master Exploder [Blue Ray] My Biznitch is the Shiznit Now were back together One Note Song Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass) Pat Riley Pick of Destiny POD Primitive Dance Quantum Leap Rivers of Brown Rize of the Fenix Roadie Rock Is Dead Rock Your Socks Rock Your Socks (acoustic version) Rock Your Socks Off Sasquatch School Of Rock Se\u00f1orita Sex With Me And KG Special Things Spelling Bee Spiderman Taco Truck From Hell Tenacious D time The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage The Divide The Government Totally Sucks The History Of Tenacious D The Last In Line The Metal The Metal [Blue Ray] The Road The Road [Blue Ray] They Fucked Our Asses Things I Want Throwdown To Be The Best Training Medley Training Medley (Bonus Track) Tribute Tribute [Blue Ray] Tribute [Channel V Performance] Tribute [Music Video] Tribute To The Best Song In The World Warning Wonderboy Wonderboy [Music Video]
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