River offices, shakin crumz, im sittin back, in my shack ya ones?nDon’t be playin now, what they sayin now, why you gotsta be askin what they payin nownWatch the cash flow, like the river uh, snitch why ya wasn’t at the last shownGetting hungry now, get the pretzels out, feel the salt on my tongue, (yeah thats) what they all aboutnI was eatin pretzels got crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap x2nI was eatin toast got crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap x2nI got the crumz in my lap, i had to shake out my shirt, they make me get up off my couch wha’ watchin ernie and bertnI had to be real careful, keep the crumz off the floor, i only got one vacuum and i don’t need morenI walk around the house, i walk around the clock, mother i got the sifting at the cinnamon shopnBut its the shakin tradition put this hat on the mat, and its a shakin ambition to get these crumz off my lapnI was eatin cheese got crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap x2nI was eatin chicken got crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap x2nGlitter penis... two thousand... x2nC.R.U.M.Z in my lap x6