Parody of Jackson by Johnny Cash (G. Rogers/E. Weeler), Bexhill Music Corp. (ASCAP)/Quarter Music Inc. (ASCAP)New lyrics by Cledus T. judd and Chris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Music Genesis (ASCAP)Well, I start runnin' a feverEvery time he opens his mouthShe's been gawkin' at JacksonEver since his first song came outOh, she loves Alan JacksonAnd his pretty blonde hairOh, I love Alan JacksonI ain't got a prayerWell, he tried dressin' like JacksonBelt buckles, boots, and a hatShe said,Sorry hon, that won't help you noneBecause you're just too dang fat.Oh, I hate Alan JacksonShe sleeps with a piece of his coatOh, I love Alan Jackson'Cause of them songs he wroteWell, I went backstage at his concertI got on his bus somehowThat big talkin' man and his little five piece bandJust taught her what I didn't know howGosh, I hate Alan JacksonNow I'm his openin' actOh, I love Alan JacksonShe's never comin' back...She loves you man!Oh, I start runnin' a feverEvery time he opens his mouthShe's been gawkin' at JacksonEver since his first song came outOh, she loves Alan JacksonMakes me want to cuss(Ha!) Oh, he hates Alan JacksonThink I'll blow up his busYeah,Someday I'll Rock His Jukebox!No You're not!Ha! Might hit him with a Tall, Tall, Tree!Well, he just might hit you back!Well, I tell you what!I'll show him The Real World!He'll think Real World when they find him way down yonder in the bottom of the Chattahoochie!Oh yeah! He just might run ya over with his Mercury!I tell ya what, tell him to meet me somewhere!Hey Hoss, meet him at Midnight In Montgomery!Wanted, my life back!Who Says You Can't Have It All?Alan Jackson.
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