Don't Serve Beans
Cledus T. Judd

Robert Ellis Orrall/Dennis Amcro
EMI April Music Inc./TKids Music controlled by EMI April Music Inc. (ASCAP)/Dennis Amoco Music (ASCAP)

MINISTER
I'd like to welcome everybody again and say how good it is to see you out
at the annual Holy Roller Hall Christmas fund raiser. And up next we have a
Fellow who we've all come to know in love. Bless him as he comes up and
sings. Lord. A lovely holiday carol:

Cledus T. Judd featuring Out Of Sync

Take it away Cledus

CTJ
hehe
Uh. Thank y'all so much for uh coming out. I appreciate it. I uh pardon me
if I seem a little nervous. At least I'm here for a good cause

:CONGREGATION
:Amen brother
:
:CTJ
:I appreciate it

So if you would bear with me while I try to sing one for you. Glad you could
All come tonight. Appreciate you so much and it comes from the heart and
that's all that matters

MINISTER
That's all that matters. Amen. Amen

CTJ
Sta...
Sta...
Here...
There it is...

Star of wonder star so bright
This one wish I wish tonight
If I'm to live till morning's light
Please don't serve beans on Christmas night

Cook up a steak or toss some greens
But don't bake those powerful beans
Cause if I take one single bite
We won't have a silent night

And my poor dog will howl and bay
And pray that foul bouquet
Will go away
Though he will know from whence it came
I hope it's him my guests will blame

So don't serve beans
Please don't serve beans

Cook up a steak or toss some greens
If I'm to live till morning's light
Please don't serve beans on Christmas night

CTJ
Uh thank you.
Thank you so much
I appreciate it
Thank you
Mmm huh thank you.


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