Cledus T. Juss/Bruce Burch/Vern Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC)/Music Genesis (ASCAP)He-he-he-he-he lets see here now...one...nine hunderd...Hm-hm-hm boy, I sure hope I get a purdy'n.Maybe she'll look like Terry Clark or Faith Hill or somebody.Hm, hope this ain't a party line.Here we go!Ha-ha. I's laid up 'na house watchin' C.M.T.Thought I'd have a late night snackSo I headed to the kitchen on a commercial breakWhen sup'm called me backIt was the sexiest voice that I'd ever heardComin' out of my television setSaid, Call now, you can hear me liveAnd I'll tell ya 'bout my naughtiness.So without hesitation or further adoI grabbed a hold of my VisaAnd dialed the number flashin' on my screen1-900-SHEILAYou can tell it all to meI'm your phone fantasy1-900-SHEILA...Ohhhh man! AaahhSo I kicked back the reclinerAnd on the second ringShe whispered, Hello. This is Sheila.Your credit card number, please.I said, How much will it costFor this here trip to paradise?She said, You can't put a price on loveThat's another $4.98 minute went byeAfter an hour of conversationShe had me chewin' on the receiverWell, I worked up a sweat, I's out of breathOver 1-900-SHEILAYou can tell it all to meI'm your phone fantasy1-900-SHEILALike a man possessed I dialed her numberMornin' noon and nightAnd slowly but surely we fell in loveAs my phone bill shot out of sightAfter so many costly heart to heartsI just had to meet her face to faceShe wouldn't give me her home addressSo I had her number traced. He-he.Well, I thought it'd lead to a passion palaceSome penthouse in the skyAnd, I must admit I was a little let downWhen I found her in a double wide...A double wide???That beauty that I envisionedThat goddess that drove me crazyAnswered the door with a cigar in her mouthAnd weighin' in at over two eighty. He-he-ho!They say love conquers all, well I reckon it's trueEven when it's for a feeWe said I do, and now were oneThough she makes two of meAnd she talks to me no chargeEvery time she takes a breatherAnd I'll never have to workAs long as all you jerks dial1-900-SHEILAYou can tell it all to meI'm your phone fantasy1-900-SHEILA...I love you baby. Come here to me. Smooch-smooch
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1-900-L.L. Cool J - LL Cool J
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1-900-LL Cool J - L.L. Cool J
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Montage I - A Chorus Line Movie
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The Gift - The Velvet Underground
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900 Miles - Cisco Houston
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On This Earth - Blinker the Star
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Decay - Die My Darling
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Dead End - Ana Gasteyer
Louder Than Bombs - Smiths
Dead End - Tina Kopa
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Le Cinéma [Instrumental] - Sheila
Bang-Bang [Instrumental] - Sheila
La Famille [Instrumental] - Sheila
Adios Amor [Instrumental] - Sheila
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900 Muy Bien - 2 Minutos
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Mountain Town - South Park
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Return Of The Postmoderns - Better Than Ezra
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