The House That Broke Me
Cledus T. Judd

The new owners said

Don't come back again

But sir, this is where I'll spend my last dime

Fannie Mae swore this would never happen

Then I came home to that foreclosed sign


I re-did those steps

Added on a master bedroom

Built a big new deck

Put it all on my Master-card

I guess I didn't know

I thought my interest rate was low

So I went ahead and sodded the yard


I thought that when I bought this place I'd steal it

But I didn't know how bad that the paint was a peeling

I wish I died and someone else

And I signed the loan all by myself

I had no choice but to file bankruptcy

This rehab was a travesty

I hate the house that broke me


Went on Craigslist after a couple beers

Bought that house through Paypal sight unseen

Over drawn but thought for sure if I had those heated floors

It'd sell quick in a real estate magazine



I wonder if that upstairs toilet's still leaking

The first night there it fell right through that ceiling

I bought a little duct tape and some JB Weld

Thought that maybe I could fix it myself

If you ever need a plumber don't call me

I'm just as bad at carpentry

At the house that broke me


You lose your home

Default on your loan

And it moves Uncle Sam

I lost all I had and this whole world

And I still owe a hundred grand


I thought I could afford those monthly payments

But I lost my job and I burned right through my savings

Freddie Mac said I qualifty

But now I know that son of a(bleep)lied


I guess I watch too much HGTV

Flipping house is a crazy

I hate the house that broke me


I'd like to blow up the house that broke me


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