My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy
Cledus T. Judd

Parody of She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy by Kenny Chesney (Paul Overstreet/Joe Collins), Scarlett Moon Musin (admin. by CMI)/EMI Blackwood Music, Inc./Jelinda Music (BMI)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)

Hi-Ho Silver AWAY

After my show thought I'd have a little fun
Hopped on a horse Lord he sure could run
Well I got a butt kickin when the police finally caught me

Give me back my horse

Not a moment too soon Tim McGraw jumped in
Did his best Jackie Chan got a cop on the chin
Now I don't understand why they's arresting me

My cellmate thinks I'm sexy
I really turn him on
He's always staring at me
When them guards are gone

I'm running out of cigarettes
He's asking me to dance
He say's I'm looking good
In these orange pants
I really wish Tim McGraw was here to protect me...
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy...

I'd give anything to be back on my bus
I'm hiding in my bunk but he's climbing on up
Swears all he wants me to do is sing him one of my songs

Says he's got a dream I'm afraid of what it is
You're never gonna see me on a horse after this
I only get one call I hope Faith is home

Answer the phone

My cellmate thinks I'm sexy
He just won't leave me alone
He's blowing kisses at me
And I'm a duckin' 'em all

I hate to break it to him
I'm in no mood for romance
What part of NO don't this fool understand
I'm in big trouble if someone don't come and get me
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy

Well one day behind bars is long enough
Cause when I drop that soap oh his eyes light up

My cellmate thinks I UH
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy
I really turn him on
My name is Kenny Chesney
This ain't nowhere I belong

Me and Tim's in trouble
Buddy one thing is for sure
George Strait's gonna kick us off his George Strait Tour
I'd call Tracy Lawrence but he's in the next cell beside me
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy

My Cellmate Thinks I'm sexy

UH

I had him from hello

WAZZUP!!!!!!


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