Cledus T.
Cledus T. Judd

The first time that I stole a song

I changed the words as I sang along

Got a laugh, so I did it again

Gave me a great idea


I changed 'breathe' into 'breath'

Then 'I Shaved My Back' was one of the best

Plowboy got a lot of requests

But I was just getting started


Pretty soon they were suing me

Ended up getting all of the royalties

From every one of those parodies

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh


When Toby came out with I Love This Bar

The next day I wrote I Love NASCAR

Sold a half a million at Walmart

It went go-oh-oh-oh-oh-old


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When you think about me

Do you think about comedy?

Silly videos on TV

Like Great Day To Be A Guy

You may not like parodies

But they're funny as hell to me

All the way back to If Shania Was Mine

Cledus T.

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Well I've done a few by Tim McGraw

Kid Rock and Kenny, and that ain't all

Two-Foot Fred's really three feet tall

But hes a big star


I could do a song by Brad Paisley

But the Dixie Chicks really hated me

They're not the only ones, you see

So did Gar-ar-ar-ar-ar-arth


I did so good on tour one summer

Came home and bought me Urban's Hummer

Celebrity Fit Club was such a bummer

I hated that show-oh-oh



This song may not get a million plays

Like Eric Church's does these days

But I hope he hears it anyway

On his radio-oh-oh-oh


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When you think about me

Do you think about comedy?

Silly videos on TV

Like Great Day To Be A Guy

You may not like parodies

But theyre funny as hell to me

All the way back to If Shania Was Mine

Cledus T.

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I turned 'Red Solo Cup'

Into 'Double D Cups'

Now Eric Church is up

Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo


Row-row-row your boat

Row-row-row your boat

Row-row-row your boat

Row-oh-oh-oh


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You may not like parodies

But they're funny as hell to me

All the way back to 'If Shania Was Mine'

Cledus T.

Cledus T.

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Row-row-row your boat

Row-row-row your boat

Row-row-row your boat

Row-oh-oh-oh


Row-row-row your boat

Row-row-row your boat

Row-row-row your boat

Row-oh-oh-oh


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