You're grouse, and I'm buggered if I know what else to saynLike je taime, ti amo or yag elska deinBut the language may be getting in the waynYou're grouse and I hold you in the highest of esteemnYou're the best a female friend has ever been nBut I think I've got a little bit too keennnAnd you say you wish more boys could be like menBut how can you fail to see, I'm waiting here patientlynnYou're grouse, but it's hardly like we are the perfect matchn'Cos on you the other girls are not a patchnAnd in life I seem to fumble every catchnYou're grouse, and I've never been a winner with the wordsnI'm a total loss at matrices and surdnSo I don't even fit in with other nerdsnnYou're grouse, but the truth is too impossible to face nThat the footy players are really more your pacenSo my love is a completely hopeless casenYou're grouse! It's the only thing I have the guts to sayn'Cos my feeling may cause you to run awaynEven worse you may just pity me and staynnYou're grouse