Compatible, that's what I'd call a pair like you and menOur charts, our wits, our pheromones all match impeccablynBut before we wed let's give a thought to future litigationnFor one thing much be established prior to our cohabitationnnDo you put the toilet roll paper over or paper under?nIt can be a major blunder, it splits the world asundernIf the toilet tissue issue drives you up the wallnBut it's neither better or worse, it's just different, that's allnnWell, some people justify their choice, defending inconsolablynIt's easier to grab, It doesn't spool off uncontrollably!nThen dummies spit despite the fact it's really a line callnWhether whim, aesthetic or logic, it's different, that's allnnThink of mum and dad next time you pull upon those perforationsnRole models play a part, it passes down through generations nAnd your preference was imprinting prior to days when you could crawlnWhether genes, recessive or dominant, it's different, that's allnnOK, hands up all the overs, and now all the unders raise a handnNow all those who don't give a rat's, you're in denial, I understandnI won't get onto scrunch or fold, it may incite a brawlnWhether printed, patterned or perfumed, it's just different, that's allnnNow you may be thinking quietly, What a stupid subject for a songnBut history's page is bloodied by such petty bickering gone wrongnIt only takes the slightest slip to make the mighty fallnWhether gods or bollocks or politics, it's different, that's allnnSo do whales, who also live en masse, debate the daft meticulousnIs it oaoroa or oaaror? Would that be so ridiculous?nDecisions may cause schisms for all creatures great and smallnEven amoebas can be divisive, it's different, that's allnnWell I tried to make this song a reel to bring a smile to Irish eyesn I prayed they'd maybe play it gaily 'til the day the diddly diesnBut its resemblance to a real reel is really smallnAnd it's not a jig or a hornpipe, it's different, that's all