There's too many djembes in the village nYou've got to get a bicycle instead n'Cos to the local ladies nA bike is a Mercedes nAnd you cannot ride a djembe nHome to bed nnThere's too many bongos in the chai tent nYou know I think they're tapping in nTo something big nWhen every second part nSeems to channel Mickey Hart nIt's something I'm not stoned enough nTo dig nn Djembe x3 Bongo x3 Djembebongo x3nnThere's too many fiddlersnIn the green roomnForever reeling incessantly obsessednWhen Celtic is the flavournThey savour every quavernBut maybe Drowsy Maggie needs a rest