Although she has enchanting lips, one thing about relationshipsnIs that there's bound to be some give and takenAnd while she is beyond compare, the witching hour you should bewarenFor there may be a sacrifice to makennEven when she's grumpy she's a vision divinenHer kids'll probably end up turning water to winenBut when we go to bed I get a chill up my spinen'Cos she's a Doona HognnHer views on life make Dostoyevsky seem a bit lightnShe smiles and Max Dupain can't get the aperture rightnBut waking up I found I've been exposed to the nightn'Cos she's a Doona HognnWell, she has a subliminal lust for linennAnd a grip so tight you'll never get it backnOh why is it that ordinary men a womennGet greedy every time they hit the sacknnShe's more intoxicating that a bucket of ginnAnd it would take Rodin to cast the line of her chinnBut give her 20 winks and she'll be reeling it inn'Cos she's a Doona HognnShe has a shape that only MC Escher could drawnHer IQ is a number only Bradman could scorenBut late at night she only likes to play tug of warn'Cos she's a Doona Hog