Thankyou for being born as younFor giving up those other lives as squeeky toys and day old stewnThankyou and the kettle's on the brewnSo thankyou thankyou thankyou for everythingnnThankyou for boiling my esteem nFor looking down the barrel when your singing slightly off the beamnThankyou, you've made us all a teamnSo thankyou thankyou thankyou for everythingnnThankyou for stuffing up so wellnWhen all mistakes are grand creative genius it's hard to tellnThankyou for tapping on my shellnSo thankyou thankyou thankyou for everythingnnThankyou for mumbling in mimenWith you and your damn muppet head, ridiculous is so sublimenThankyou, such honesty's a crimenSo thankyou thankyou thankyou for everythingnnWhen the birds and bees went to work on you they went berserknIn a flap and all a buzz adding lots of extra fuzznAnd extra blood and extra snot, make it one with the lotnThe larynx of a whale, an extra puppy dog's tailnWhen the Stork arrived to pick you up, 'twas the party of all partiesnThey had broken with tradition, adding sugar, spice and smartiesnThe Stork shook his head as they sealed you with a kissnThinking I'm not sure the world is really ready for all thisnBut you made it here and in the womb you thought, they'll never trap menWhen you leapt out with a squeal, the doctor yelled, somebody slap me!nThen you ate and cried and slept a bit, then ate some more, I'll betnand here you are a blinking star on whom the Earth will never setnnThankyou for coming here todaynwhen everything is said and done the only thing to do is saynThankyou and potter on my waynSo thankyou thankyou thankyou for everything