You drive a BMWnThe traffic doesn't trouble younYou drive around in a dreamnYou don't use your indicatornYou're a wicked tailgaternAnd your lights are always high beamnThe broken down or lost you avoid at any costnAnd you never think to give waynBut before you turn the keynYou better listen to menCos it'll get you back some daynnYou've gotta be true to what you say and you donCos it all comes back to younnYou never smile at a strangernYou're a doggie in a mangernDon't you take any time to give?nTo all the buskers, the waitersnThe pavement decoratorsnCos they've all got lives to livenYou never ever ever come throughnWith what you say you're gunna donAnd you never turn up on timenWell you might look slicknAnd you never miss a tricknBut you're soul is dirt and grimennYou never pay for your mealnAnd you always have vealnYou never think about the cownYou say you're gunna staynThen you have to go awaynAnd you have to be there nownYou've slept with everybodynAnd your deals are always shoddynAnd you've trod on every toenWell, you might stand tallnCos you think you know it allnBut here's a fact you oughta know