I wish I were a waterbearnThen I'd be comfy anywherenIn a vacuum, boiled or frozennCenturies of happy dozingnPressure never leaves you in despairnWhen you're a waterbearnnI wish I were a waterbearnPolitically so unawarenNo more fashion, pain or gainn'Cos with a microscopic brainnYour heaven is a clump of moss to sharenWhen you're a waterbearnnI wish I were a waterbearnA mighty mite with time to sparenNever have to prove your worthnA minor impact on the EarthnAnd little need for water, food or airnThat's why I really want tonBe a waterbear.....(sing along!)