As you two view to tie the knot, let's cast our minds to hitchesnWith binding lines in swinging reels, you may wind up in stitchesnnNow any able seaman, leading scout and social climbernCould tell you what's the knot that's got the lot, but here's a primernnA Sheet Bend's good in bed, despite discrepancy of ropenTonight you might unite and quite dyslexicly, I'd hopennA Reef Knot leaves you on the rocks and in a bind you'll benYou'll take a dive, you'll get the bends, washed up and all at seannA Sheepshank only shortens things, but dinner might be roastnA Clove hitch adds some spice, but only ties onto a postnnPlease be afraid not as your close knit family lines entwinenSome snarls and twists are normal when they wind up on the winennA Truckie's Hitch pulls 2 to 1, could tie you down real tightnA Butterfly loop loop's the bight when there's no end in sightnnRound Turn and 2 half hitches has a bigamous reputenA fly bi guy with double brides and Double Bows to bootnnNow Figure 8s and Bowlines only tie rope to itselfnYou'll find one liners of this kind get left upon the shelfnnA knot you can't undo won't do, so tangled webs bewarenReply your twines from time to time, repair the wear and tearnnA nerdy knot nut might like Zeppelin or Ashley bendsnOr delve the depths of string/knot theory maths to meet their endsnnTrue Lover's knot sounds negative, a slipknot's bound to flopnA Noose and Jug Sling should hang out with friends who like a dropnnA Whatknot is a Backward Granny, simple, sweet and strongnBut comes to Grief and falls apart if tied just slightly wrongnnSo now it's up to you to choose the best and lose the worstnIn love's three legged human race you're bound to tie for first
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