My bike doesn't have titanium toeclipsnMy bike doesn't have a seven gram framenMy bike's mainly held together with blue tacnMy bike's name is particularly lamennChorus:nnBut my bike's got a nice packracknBright and shiny and newnIt really has a very nice packracknTo carry my love to younnMy bike's tyres look like barbecued sausagesnMy bike's seat is infested with antsnMy bike's ten speed but only one's workingnMy bike's chain keeps eating my pants, but...nnChorusnnMy bike's given me a muddy back guaranteenMy bike ought to get the No bell prizenMy bike's brakes break and fail to stop brakingnMy bike's a wheelbarrow in disguise, but...nnChorus