Washing Airplanes
Cledus T. Judd

Standing out here, feeling just like a schmuck with a bucket of

Soapy water and a scrub brush, too

Cussing myself, wringing my super shammy out

Kicking myself for flunking out of pilot school

Man, these buckets sure are nasty

I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, rinse off and dryyy yiii

Trying to figure out exactly where I went wrong and wiiiiiiiiiiii

iiiiiping bird poop off these wings

Bur right now, I'm standing out here washing airplanes...

I shoulda gone to class, partied less, studied much harder

Done anything to graduate

Instead I'm spraying windex on some windows

And got me Armour All and tires, getting shocked by lottsa wires

Yeah, this toilet water's blue and I am too

I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, rinse off and dryyy yiii


Trying to figure out exactly where I went wrong and wiiiiiiiiiiii

iiiiiiiiping bird poop off these wings

Right now I'm staring at my work boots up above me

I'm laid out on the runway, I'm laid out on the runway

I'm pretty sure that fat flight attendant shoved me

But I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, rinse off and dry

I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, rinse off and dry

Trying to figure out exactly where I went wrong and wiiiiiiiiiiii

iiiiiiiiping bird poop off these wings

Yeah, I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, no lie, lie, lie

Yeah, I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, rinse off, then dryyyy dry dry


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