Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
Too Short

Yeah that's right gonna flash back to 1983
I'ma show you niggas how I was spittin' this pimp game
Before most of you niggas even started rappin'
1983, Too Short word for word
Like this baby, invasion of the flat booty bitches

A nigga like me I know what's up
I want a nasty bitch with a lot of butt
If I can't find one anywhere
It turns my dreams to nightmares
Baby right there ain't got no ass
But she's okay if she got cash

Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the flat booty bitches

I'll tell 'bout a day that I had seen nothin' but bitches with no ass
I woke up early felling right do the same damn thing every day of my life
'Cause every morning you know I get a good blow job
From a real fine bitch strokin', smokin', Sir Too Short
Thinking about the day before 30 minutes after I rolled out

I pulled a freak took her to my house
She was hella young with a lot of butt, she sucked my dick
And then we fucked, that good tight pussy
I couldn't pass a light-skinned freak with so much ass
At 1 p.m. I was fuckin' away I wanna do the same thing again today
Today my story made itself every bitch I saw was flat as hell

I told myself, I must need glasses where's them bitches with
The big round asses me and me homie just wanna be tough
Bring two bitches then switch 'em up it was 3:35 the strip was lit
Every two blocks I saw a different bitch waiting on the bus someone
Was walking me and my homie just started talking
I said, Homie she looks good he said, That ass is flat as wood
I said, What about baby in the black and he said, Short she's all that

Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the flat booty bitches

Every single day of the week for every nigger living there's a freak
If you got game and a bed why not get fucked and get some head
'Cause bitches all over wanna get fucked I just need one with a lot of butt
Me and my homie rollin' and smokin' flat booty bitches took over

Oakland I told my homie, I hate to say all the bitches with ass
Stay home today and he said, Short what now put the pedal to
The metal and hit the beat town I thought them bitches out there
Was fine but the invasion was on and it fucked my mind

Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the flat booty bitches

We hit the beat town like Oakland players I knew it bitchs was
Everywhere the first one had tities so fat but that don't work her
Ass was flat the second bitch was flat too talked about the bitch like a
Muthafuckin' fool, I said beyotch I know I'm capin' where's your ass
Baby what happened? She turned around caped back on me said
Fuck you nigga where's your teeth I dam near fell jummping out

The car but I slapped that and slapped her hard my homie said
Short we got's to cut but I was spankin' that bitch on her big flat butt
We parked the car and took a walk I saw another bitch a I had to talk
I said, Baby, baby, baby come here yeah you baby with the
Long long hair baby came over from across the street standing on
The corner talking to me I was spittin' the game but I talked too fast

'Cause I didn't even notice that she had a flat ass shit and I was ready
To go we was rollin' back to the o'I told that bitch, I changed my mind
She looked at me and she said, Why?, I said, ‽I'm Sir Too Short
The Oakland player I'm not one of them niggaz who don't care
It's no thang to do my duty but not with you and your flat booty”
In the Berkley town what did we find freak after freak with no behind
One long day I never got in I'm glad that shit never happened again

Invasion of the flat booty bitches
The invasion is on
That's that old school '83
Still pimpin' baby Short dog
You know I can't stay away from this game


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Lyrics by Too Short

  16 Hoes   2 Bitches   4 tha Hustlas   A Week Ago   Ain't No Bitches   Ain't Nothin' but a Word to Me   Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me (With Ice Cube)   Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin'   Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin   All For Love   All My Bitches Are Gone   All the Time   Analyze The Game   Anything is Possible   Baby D   Bad Ways   Baller   Be My Dirty Love   Bitch   Blow Job Betty   Blow The Whistle   Blow the Whistle [Clean]   Blowjob Betty   Bonus Track   Boss   Broke Bitch   Burn Rubber   Burn Rubber Pt. 2   Buy You Some   Cali-O   California Girls   Call Her A Bitch   Call It Gangster   Call Me Daddy   Can I Get A -----   Can I Get a Bitch   Can I Hit It   Can't Get Enough   Can't Stay Away   Can't Stay Away (Can't Stay Away )   Can't Stay Away (Outro)   Can't Stop   Can’t Stay Away (Outro)   Candy Paint   Candy Paint (Featuring MC Breed)   Chase the Cat   Chase The Cat (Featuring Dolla Will)   Checking My Hoes   Choosin'   City of Dope   Cocktails   Cocktales   Coming Up $hort   Coming up Short   Crush Cologne   Cuss Words   CussWords   Dangerous Crew   Dead or Alive   Domestic Violence   Domestic Violence (Featuring E-40)   Don't Act Like That   Don't Ever Give Up   Don't Fight the Feelin'   Don't Fight the Feeling   Don't Fight the Intro   Don't Fuck for Free   Don't Hate the Player   Don't Stop Rappin'   Don’t Trust Her   Dope Fiend Beat   Double Header   Dum Ditty Dum   Everytime   Extra Dangerous Thanks   F.U.C.K. Y.O.U.   F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.   Fed Up   Female Funk   Female Players   Fire   First Date   Freaky Tales   Fuck My Car   Funk Session   G-2000   Game   Gangstas & Strippers   Gangstas and Strippers   Gangsters And Strippers   Get In Where You Fit In   Get It   Get off the Stage   Get That Cheese   Gettin' It   Gettin' It (Music Track With Sample)   Girl   Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life   Girls   Givin up the Funk   Giving Up the Funk   Good Life   Gotta Get Some Lovin'   Hard on the Boulevard   Here We Go   Here We Go (J.D. Remix)   Hey   Hey, Let's Go   Hobo Hoeing   Hoes   Hog Ridin'   Hoochie   How Does It Feel   I Ain't Nothin But a Dog   I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog   I Ain't Trippin   I Ain't Trippin'   I Like It   I Luv   I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface and Daz)   I Must Confess   I Need A Freak   I Wanna Do It   I Want That   I Want To Be Free   I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)   I Want Your Girl   I Wish I Was A Baller   I'm A Pimp   I'm a Playa   I'm a Player   I'm a Stop   I'm Gone   I'm Pimpin'   I've Been Watching You (Move Your Sexy Body)   In the Oaktown   In The Studio   In the Trunk   International Player   Intro: Shorty The Pimp   It Ain't Over   It Don't Stop   It's About That Money (Bonus Track)   It's All Good   It's Time To Go   It's Your Life   It’s About That Money   Just Anotha Day   Just Another Day   Just Like Dope   Keep Bouncin' (Street)   Keep Fuckin' Me   Late Night Creep   Leave It Alone   Life is Too $hort   Life Is...Too Short   Life's Too Short   Lil' Shorty   Little Girls   Lollypops   Longevity   Looking for a Baller   Looking For a Dollar   Mack Attack   Mack Attack [*]   Maggot Brain   Married To The Game   Money in the Ghetto   Money Maker   Money on the Floor   More Freaky Tales   Movin in Your Chucks   Nasty Rhymes   Nation Riders   Nation Riders Anthem   Never Talk Down   No Love from Oakland   Nobody Does It Better   Nothing Feels Better   Oakland   Oakland Style   Old School   On My Level   Only The Strong Survive   Partytime   Paula & Janet   Paula & Janet   Paystyle   Paystyle (Bosko and Banks Mix)   Pimp Life   Pimp Me   Pimp Shit   Pimp the Ho   Pimpandho.Com   Pimpin Ken (Interlude)   Pimpin' Forever   Pimpin' Inc.   Pimpology   Playa   Playa fo Life   Playboy &hort   Playboy $hort   Playboy Short   Playboy Short II   Player Card   Player for Life   Players   Porno Bitch   Pull Them Panties Down   Punk Bitch   Quit Hatin' Pt. 1   Quit Hatin' Pt. 2   Rap Like Me   Real Niggaz   Recognize Game   Respect The Pimpin'   Rhymes   Sadity   Sample the Funk   Set Up   shake dat monkey   Shake It Baby   Shake That Monkey   She Know   She Loves Her   Shittin' On 'Em   Short but Funky   Short Dog's in the House   Short Short   Shut Up Nancy   So Watcha Sayin'?   So You Want to Be a Gangster   Somethin to Ride To   Something to Ride To   Sophisticated   Step Daddy   Still Blowin'   Strip Down   Survivin' the Game   Take My Bitch   Talkin' Shit   Tell The Feds   Thangs Change   That's How It Goes Down   That's Right   That's Why   Thats Right   The Dangerous Crew   The Ghetto   The Ghetto (Reprise)   The Magazine   The Old Fashioned Way   The Universal Mix   These Are the Tales   This How We Eat   This Is How We Eat   This My One   Top Down   Triple X   U Stank   Way Too Real   We Do This   What Happened to the Groupies   What She Gonna Do   What She Gonna Do?   What the Fuck   What's a Pimp?   Where They At?   Wild Wild West   Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack   You Can't Fuck with Us   You Know What I Mean   You Might Get G'eed   You Nasty

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