Cocktales
Too Short

These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
If you don't like my dirty raps, you can go to hell
'Cuz Short Dog's on the mic telling 'Cocktails'

H E A D
All you washed up hoes tryin' to throw that P
You're just a big freak, you better not complain
When you hear these 'Cocktails' and you hear your name

If you a fake bitch, ain't no thing
I'll pick up the phone and call Janine
If I call Marie, I know for a fact
I'll get sucked in my drop top Cadillac

I met this freak named Naomi
Straight dick sucker worked me and my homie
She had a girlfriend, her name was Vicki
I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick

She was fine as fuck, but can't fuck with Tina
Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana
I took her to my house and told her, Strip
Baby got freaky, started doing the splits

I said, Biatch, do what you want
'Cause this true blue mack won't even front
I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none

I'm so too short, couldn't be no punk
I'm trying to get funky 'cause I love the funk
My dick is big and her nigga had a little one
I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun

I know you stop and wonder just what it is
It's the California lifestyle that I live
See I'm from the crew, dangerous bitch
Telling everybody about this freaky shit

I know this bitch named Annette
You get her all alone and she'll suck your dick
Hella freaky, won't say no for shit
You and her all alone, nigga that's your bitch

I know another freak, her name's Joanne
I always get the pussy 'cuz I know I can
Finest bitch around, ain't got no man
Everytime she cross my mind I go fuck her again

She's like another freak named Christina
Bitch so dumb, I named her misdemeanor
'Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb
I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth

You know I did all that shit
She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that bitch
And go dig in them guts like a gardener
If she starts screamin', I'm gonna fuck the bitch harder

'Cuz these are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
You don't like my dirty raps, you can go to hell
'Cuz Short Dogg's on the mike tellin' 'Cocktails'

I meet the groupies, hookers like Kathy
Fucking M.C.'s 'cuz she's so nasty
See her backstage trying to throw that ass
She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy

You can't stop the bitch
Let her roll on volls then I drop the witch
My name is Shorty, my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs

I know a bitch named Stephanie
Do anything she can to have sex with me
She really don't bring out the best in me
But I love her fine ass laying next to me

She's like another freak named Nicole
So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
I fucked her so good, she told her friend named Angie

Angie called me up about two weeks later
Talking some shit about do me player
So I did her just like Tamara
Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera

Next they told a bitch named Rocquelle
Got my skin all under her fingernails
She was diggin' in my back while I grind the shit
That was way back now I can't find the bitch

But if I do, I'll probably do the same again
Break the bitch for everything 'cuz I came to pimp
I'm too short baby, I don't stop mackin'
I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin'

You can bet your life as I spit these raps
I'll be fucking 'em up like that bitch
I know a bitch, her name was Shery
I had to cut her loose 'cuz she wanted to get married

Pussy so good and I do mean very
Sometimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy
I'm Short Dogg ain't nothing nice
You ever make me mad and I'll fuck your wife

Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick
I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your bitch
Like my other little tramp named Erika
Anywhere I want to fuck, that's where I fuck

'Cuz she's the freakiest bitch in America
And everytime I get the pussy I just tear it up
'Cuz these are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well

You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell
'Cuz Short Dogg's on the mic telling 'Cocktales'
Bitch and it don't stop to the beat


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Y.O.U.   F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.   Fed Up   Female Funk   Female Players   Fire   First Date   Freaky Tales   Fuck My Car   Funk Session   G-2000   Game   Gangstas & Strippers   Gangstas and Strippers   Gangsters And Strippers   Get In Where You Fit In   Get It   Get off the Stage   Get That Cheese   Gettin' It   Gettin' It (Music Track With Sample)   Girl   Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life   Girls   Givin up the Funk   Giving Up the Funk   Good Life   Gotta Get Some Lovin'   Hard on the Boulevard   Here We Go   Here We Go (J.D. Remix)   Hey   Hey, Let's Go   Hobo Hoeing   Hoes   Hog Ridin'   Hoochie   How Does It Feel   I Ain't Nothin But a Dog   I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog   I Ain't Trippin   I Ain't Trippin'   I Like It   I Luv   I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface and Daz)   I Must Confess   I Need A Freak   I Wanna Do It   I Want That   I Want To Be Free   I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)   I Want Your Girl   I Wish I Was A Baller   I'm A Pimp   I'm a Playa   I'm a Player   I'm a Stop   I'm Gone   I'm Pimpin'   I've Been Watching You (Move Your Sexy Body)   In the Oaktown   In The Studio   In the Trunk   International Player   Intro: Shorty The Pimp   Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches   It Ain't Over   It Don't Stop   It's About That Money (Bonus Track)   It's All Good   It's Time To Go   It's Your Life   It’s About That Money   Just Anotha Day   Just Another Day   Just Like Dope   Keep Bouncin' (Street)   Keep Fuckin' Me   Late Night Creep   Leave It Alone   Life is Too $hort   Life Is...Too Short   Life's Too Short   Lil' Shorty   Little Girls   Lollypops   Longevity   Looking for a Baller   Looking For a Dollar   Mack Attack   Mack Attack [*]   Maggot Brain   Married To The Game   Money in the Ghetto   Money Maker   Money on the Floor   More Freaky Tales   Movin in Your Chucks   Nasty Rhymes   Nation Riders   Nation Riders Anthem   Never Talk Down   No Love from Oakland   Nobody Does It Better   Nothing Feels Better   Oakland   Oakland Style   Old School   On My Level   Only The Strong Survive   Partytime   Paula & Janet   Paula & Janet   Paystyle   Paystyle (Bosko and Banks Mix)   Pimp Life   Pimp Me   Pimp Shit   Pimp the Ho   Pimpandho.Com   Pimpin Ken (Interlude)   Pimpin' Forever   Pimpin' Inc.   Pimpology   Playa   Playa fo Life   Playboy &hort   Playboy $hort   Playboy Short   Playboy Short II   Player Card   Player for Life   Players   Porno Bitch   Pull Them Panties Down   Punk Bitch   Quit Hatin' Pt. 1   Quit Hatin' Pt. 2   Rap Like Me   Real Niggaz   Recognize Game   Respect The Pimpin'   Rhymes   Sadity   Sample the Funk   Set Up   shake dat monkey   Shake It Baby   Shake That Monkey   She Know   She Loves Her   Shittin' On 'Em   Short but Funky   Short Dog's in the House   Short Short   Shut Up Nancy   So Watcha Sayin'?   So You Want to Be a Gangster   Somethin to Ride To   Something to Ride To   Sophisticated   Step Daddy   Still Blowin'   Strip Down   Survivin' the Game   Take My Bitch   Talkin' Shit   Tell The Feds   Thangs Change   That's How It Goes Down   That's Right   That's Why   Thats Right   The Dangerous Crew   The Ghetto   The Ghetto (Reprise)   The Magazine   The Old Fashioned Way   The Universal Mix   These Are the Tales   This How We Eat   This Is How We Eat   This My One   Top Down   Triple X   U Stank   Way Too Real   We Do This   What Happened to the Groupies   What She Gonna Do   What She Gonna Do?   What the Fuck   What's a Pimp?   Where They At?   Wild Wild West   Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack   You Can't Fuck with Us   You Know What I Mean   You Might Get G'eed   You Nasty

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