More Freaky Tales
Too Short

Beyotch
Short Dog's in the house
Once again with this pimp shit

These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years, I've been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say, Hell, yeah

I met this girl in Atlanta
She let a nigga fuck but I still can't stand her
The pussy wasn't good I said, What's up bitch?
I'm tired of fuckin' can you suck dick?

She said, No but she had another friend
So I switched like a real pimp
Layin' on my back with my dick in her mouth
I said, Beyotch, what you talkin' 'bout?

She mumbled something, I don't know what she said
Smokin' on a joint, gettin' some bomb ass head
Bitch, said her name was Theresa
All on my dick like cheese on pizza

In the A T L where the grass is greener
I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina
When I first moved out there, I met Holly
Five foot one with a bad ass body

Freaky little bitch, she was a Gemini
She used to stand up and say, Shoot it in my eye
I met another girl, went to Spellman College
Every day after school, I acquired the knowledge

I took her to my house so I could get some
I fucked her real good and made the bitch cum
She was hella limber, said her name was Amber
She wouldn't stop screaming that's all I remember

I had another freak, her name was Wendy
When I first met the bitch, she said, Please don't pimp me
I did it anyway
I'm coming straight from Oakland, CA

Ain't no other way, like my girl Shante
She lives in Atlanta but she comes from the bay
Let me hit that hometown pussy on the strimp
Look out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp

You know I can't forget about the strippers
Cinderella with the glass slipper
Top down in the Benz, ain't spendin' no ends
Fat bag of endo, bring all your friends

It's like Lotto, you get a quick pick
Bitches, said they heard I had a big dick
So I showed it to 'em, it only took one second
Dick rock hard, bitches gettin' nekked

These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years, I've been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say, 'Hell, yeah

I know another bitch, her name is Terri
I lied to the bitch, It's about time I get married
I couldn't see me pimpin' her
So I fucked her next door neighbor, Jennifer

She had two roommates, Cindy and Amy
Terri caught me creepin' and said, Nigga don't play me
But them hoes liked to freak
I used to send 'em new niggas every other week

I never would tell you all the hoes I fucked
These are the tales, some of this shit I made up
I change the name so I can rhyme and shit
So if it's you, you know the time, bitch

I spent the night with Monique in between the sheets
It was her, her girlfriend April and me
I do it on the regular, two at a time
Call it what you want, I be a fool wit' mine

Like them Texas niggas, I never would change
Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the good game
These hoes recognize when I come in the door
I ain't trickin' bitch, so what you want me for?

Like Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one
Bitch, let's have some fun
I fucked her, you thought I didn't
Short Dog's in the house and I keep on pimpin'

So then I fucked the twins, Sharon and Karen
Went straight for the panties but they wasn't wearin 'em
Don't ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my fault
In the end I still got the same results

These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years, I've been a real player
So if you wanna have sex, say, 'Hell, yeah

Hell, yeah, I never would forget Charlene
We was layin' real close like two sardines
Talkin', laughin', kissin' and shit
Next thing I know, she started kissin' my dick

You know the rest, before she left I paged Mia
I told her, I got a new freak over here
She rushed over, I left and when I came back
Them hoes was lickin' cats

They call me ''Short'' when I'm pimpin', ''Dog'' when I'm mackin'
Gotta get the money, that's all that's happenin'
She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug spray
To keep these hoes away

I never would tell you all the hoes I fucked
These are the tales, some of this shit I made up
I change the name so I can rhyme and shit
So if it's you, you know the time, bitch

These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years, I've been a real player
So if you wanna get fucked, say, 'Hell, yeah

Hell, yeah, beyotch and it don't stop
Old school Short Dog
Still spittin' it, still gettin' it
Gettin' that money

Eastside, baby, Oakland
You ain't knowin'?
Beyotch


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  16 Hoes   2 Bitches   4 tha Hustlas   A Week Ago   Ain't No Bitches   Ain't Nothin' but a Word to Me   Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me (With Ice Cube)   Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin'   Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin   All For Love   All My Bitches Are Gone   All the Time   Analyze The Game   Anything is Possible   Baby D   Bad Ways   Baller   Be My Dirty Love   Bitch   Blow Job Betty   Blow The Whistle   Blow the Whistle [Clean]   Blowjob Betty   Bonus Track   Boss   Broke Bitch   Burn Rubber   Burn Rubber Pt. 2   Buy You Some   Cali-O   California Girls   Call Her A Bitch   Call It Gangster   Call Me Daddy   Can I Get A -----   Can I Get a Bitch   Can I Hit It   Can't Get Enough   Can't Stay Away   Can't Stay Away (Can't Stay Away )   Can't Stay Away (Outro)   Can't Stop   Can’t Stay Away (Outro)   Candy Paint   Candy Paint (Featuring MC Breed)   Chase the Cat   Chase The Cat (Featuring Dolla Will)   Checking My Hoes   Choosin'   City of Dope   Cocktails   Cocktales   Coming Up $hort   Coming up Short   Crush Cologne   Cuss Words   CussWords   Dangerous Crew   Dead or Alive   Domestic Violence   Domestic Violence (Featuring E-40)   Don't Act Like That   Don't Ever Give Up   Don't Fight the Feelin'   Don't Fight the Feeling   Don't Fight the Intro   Don't Fuck for Free   Don't Hate the Player   Don't Stop Rappin'   Don’t Trust Her   Dope Fiend Beat   Double Header   Dum Ditty Dum   Everytime   Extra Dangerous Thanks   F.U.C.K. Y.O.U.   F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.   Fed Up   Female Funk   Female Players   Fire   First Date   Freaky Tales   Fuck My Car   Funk Session   G-2000   Game   Gangstas & Strippers   Gangstas and Strippers   Gangsters And Strippers   Get In Where You Fit In   Get It   Get off the Stage   Get That Cheese   Gettin' It   Gettin' It (Music Track With Sample)   Girl   Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life   Girls   Givin up the Funk   Giving Up the Funk   Good Life   Gotta Get Some Lovin'   Hard on the Boulevard   Here We Go   Here We Go (J.D. Remix)   Hey   Hey, Let's Go   Hobo Hoeing   Hoes   Hog Ridin'   Hoochie   How Does It Feel   I Ain't Nothin But a Dog   I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog   I Ain't Trippin   I Ain't Trippin'   I Like It   I Luv   I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface and Daz)   I Must Confess   I Need A Freak   I Wanna Do It   I Want That   I Want To Be Free   I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)   I Want Your Girl   I Wish I Was A Baller   I'm A Pimp   I'm a Playa   I'm a Player   I'm a Stop   I'm Gone   I'm Pimpin'   I've Been Watching You (Move Your Sexy Body)   In the Oaktown   In The Studio   In the Trunk   International Player   Intro: Shorty The Pimp   Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches   It Ain't Over   It Don't Stop   It's About That Money (Bonus Track)   It's All Good   It's Time To Go   It's Your Life   It’s About That Money   Just Anotha Day   Just Another Day   Just Like Dope   Keep Bouncin' (Street)   Keep Fuckin' Me   Late Night Creep   Leave It Alone   Life is Too $hort   Life Is...Too Short   Life's Too Short   Lil' Shorty   Little Girls   Lollypops   Longevity   Looking for a Baller   Looking For a Dollar   Mack Attack   Mack Attack [*]   Maggot Brain   Married To The Game   Money in the Ghetto   Money Maker   Money on the Floor   Movin in Your Chucks   Nasty Rhymes   Nation Riders   Nation Riders Anthem   Never Talk Down   No Love from Oakland   Nobody Does It Better   Nothing Feels Better   Oakland   Oakland Style   Old School   On My Level   Only The Strong Survive   Partytime   Paula & Janet   Paula & Janet   Paystyle   Paystyle (Bosko and Banks Mix)   Pimp Life   Pimp Me   Pimp Shit   Pimp the Ho   Pimpandho.Com   Pimpin Ken (Interlude)   Pimpin' Forever   Pimpin' Inc.   Pimpology   Playa   Playa fo Life   Playboy &hort   Playboy $hort   Playboy Short   Playboy Short II   Player Card   Player for Life   Players   Porno Bitch   Pull Them Panties Down   Punk Bitch   Quit Hatin' Pt. 1   Quit Hatin' Pt. 2   Rap Like Me   Real Niggaz   Recognize Game   Respect The Pimpin'   Rhymes   Sadity   Sample the Funk   Set Up   shake dat monkey   Shake It Baby   Shake That Monkey   She Know   She Loves Her   Shittin' On 'Em   Short but Funky   Short Dog's in the House   Short Short   Shut Up Nancy   So Watcha Sayin'?   So You Want to Be a Gangster   Somethin to Ride To   Something to Ride To   Sophisticated   Step Daddy   Still Blowin'   Strip Down   Survivin' the Game   Take My Bitch   Talkin' Shit   Tell The Feds   Thangs Change   That's How It Goes Down   That's Right   That's Why   Thats Right   The Dangerous Crew   The Ghetto   The Ghetto (Reprise)   The Magazine   The Old Fashioned Way   The Universal Mix   These Are the Tales   This How We Eat   This Is How We Eat   This My One   Top Down   Triple X   U Stank   Way Too Real   We Do This   What Happened to the Groupies   What She Gonna Do   What She Gonna Do?   What the Fuck   What's a Pimp?   Where They At?   Wild Wild West   Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack   You Can't Fuck with Us   You Know What I Mean   You Might Get G'eed   You Nasty

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