Pimpology
Too Short

All we want is the money
I keep 'em bro wake up one morning
And, with some money to spend, they go crazy

I'm goin' to tell you a story in stereo
About the pimping game, that you should know
But if you don't, it's alright
'Cause I'll be spittin' this game to you all damn night

When I was 3 years old
Straight pimp game I was told
My daddy sent me to pimp school
In this man's world, you can't be no fool

If a pimp is what you wanna be
You're gonna have to learn pimpology
Pimpology a pimp's profession
Can't be effected by the great depression

So if you want to be giant sized
Come to my school get pimp-matized
In your school, what do they teach?
English, math, and history

Pimpin' game, you can learn
And if you do, you will earn
A pimp diploma, just for you
For learning what you're taught when you come to school

Lesson 1, you should know
Never fall in love, with your ho
Lesson 2 tells you to do only one thing
Act cool

Lesson 3
Don't be a trick if she's poor, if she's rich
If your game is soft or hard
It shouldn't take long to break the broad

Lesson 4
Keep ya ho, it's the most important thing to know
'Cause I pimp or die, I'm like the mack
Riding around Oakland in a Cadillac

But on the other hand, if you can't pimp
And the hos keep treating you like a simp
I don't know what to say about you boys
You better go to the store and buy some toys

'Cause you can't play this game
Next time you hear grown folks talking, shut the fuck up y' hear?

Now you heard my story in stereo
'Bout the pimpin' game, that you should know
And if you don't, it's alright
'Cause I'll be spittin' this game to ya all damn night

I'm short dog, ain't nothin' nice
I never rap fake when I'm on the mic
I ride around town in a clean Benz
Never ever frontin' on my real cool friends

My zodiac sign is a Taurus the bull
I drink old English, and I do get full
If you're wondering why I don't stop my rap
'Cause other M C's can't rock like that

My music flows like Domino's
I pimp these hoes that's how it goes
Tenders on my beeper all day and night
I'm a true Blue Player homeboy that's right

O A K L A N D
That's where I rain, top dog MC
Too short, baby, on the microphone
I work more tails, I don't take freaks home

Man, they start trippin' when they think your rich
Met her yesterday all on my tip
It's not hard to believe but that's how it goes
I'm burnin' rubber on these hoes like vogues

Check out my style, baby don't stop
If you can't call me short, just call me dog
Black is my color, I have no other nothing else will do
I've got a black car, black bed, black TV

I've even got a silk black suit
Dangerous music, and a dangerous crew
Oakland, California, and the Playboy too
West coast rappin' all over the place

Too short, baby, all in your face
I rap so hard you can't stop me
My last album sold a million copies
Me and the Maestro, layin' the beat

DJ scratches from my homeboy pete
Dangerous music is what you hear
A new L P, every year
You know we rollin', can't be fakin'

We come through, and all your girls, we're takin'
You know we're rollin' don't do no simpin'
Oaktown players, strictly pimpin', baby
My name is short just what you've been lookin' for

Sending young tenders on a wild goose chase
Up in the hills, tryin' to find my place
Gettin' lost, gettin' tossed, gettin' found and clowned
Every time you see short baby, you get down

'Cause the raps I make are the raps you like
The way sir too short rocks the mic
It's a one of a kind, rapping style
Have the freaks in the crowd, goin' wild

For when I spit my rhyme, I just don't quit
Grab the microphone, and just make me rich
It was $35, 000, $35,000 cash money?
No, I get 1, $35, 000 plus 1, right? The one I gave you?

No, I gave you 6 alright I had 1
Now $35,000 plus 6 right
Now $35, 000 plus 1, plus 6 makes 7
$35, 000 plus 7, right, mothafucker, can you buy that?


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  16 Hoes   2 Bitches   4 tha Hustlas   A Week Ago   Ain't No Bitches   Ain't Nothin' but a Word to Me   Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me (With Ice Cube)   Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin'   Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin   All For Love   All My Bitches Are Gone   All the Time   Analyze The Game   Anything is Possible   Baby D   Bad Ways   Baller   Be My Dirty Love   Bitch   Blow Job Betty   Blow The Whistle   Blow the Whistle [Clean]   Blowjob Betty   Bonus Track   Boss   Broke Bitch   Burn Rubber   Burn Rubber Pt. 2   Buy You Some   Cali-O   California Girls   Call Her A Bitch   Call It Gangster   Call Me Daddy   Can I Get A -----   Can I Get a Bitch   Can I Hit It   Can't Get Enough   Can't Stay Away   Can't Stay Away (Can't Stay Away )   Can't Stay Away (Outro)   Can't Stop   Can’t Stay Away (Outro)   Candy Paint   Candy Paint (Featuring MC Breed)   Chase the Cat   Chase The Cat (Featuring Dolla Will)   Checking My Hoes   Choosin'   City of Dope   Cocktails   Cocktales   Coming Up $hort   Coming up Short   Crush Cologne   Cuss Words   CussWords   Dangerous Crew   Dead or Alive   Domestic Violence   Domestic Violence (Featuring E-40)   Don't Act Like That   Don't Ever Give Up   Don't Fight the Feelin'   Don't Fight the Feeling   Don't Fight the Intro   Don't Fuck for Free   Don't Hate the Player   Don't Stop Rappin'   Don’t Trust Her   Dope Fiend Beat   Double Header   Dum Ditty Dum   Everytime   Extra Dangerous Thanks   F.U.C.K. Y.O.U.   F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.   Fed Up   Female Funk   Female Players   Fire   First Date   Freaky Tales   Fuck My Car   Funk Session   G-2000   Game   Gangstas & Strippers   Gangstas and Strippers   Gangsters And Strippers   Get In Where You Fit In   Get It   Get off the Stage   Get That Cheese   Gettin' It   Gettin' It (Music Track With Sample)   Girl   Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life   Girls   Givin up the Funk   Giving Up the Funk   Good Life   Gotta Get Some Lovin'   Hard on the Boulevard   Here We Go   Here We Go (J.D. Remix)   Hey   Hey, Let's Go   Hobo Hoeing   Hoes   Hog Ridin'   Hoochie   How Does It Feel   I Ain't Nothin But a Dog   I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog   I Ain't Trippin   I Ain't Trippin'   I Like It   I Luv   I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface and Daz)   I Must Confess   I Need A Freak   I Wanna Do It   I Want That   I Want To Be Free   I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)   I Want Your Girl   I Wish I Was A Baller   I'm A Pimp   I'm a Playa   I'm a Player   I'm a Stop   I'm Gone   I'm Pimpin'   I've Been Watching You (Move Your Sexy Body)   In the Oaktown   In The Studio   In the Trunk   International Player   Intro: Shorty The Pimp   Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches   It Ain't Over   It Don't Stop   It's About That Money (Bonus Track)   It's All Good   It's Time To Go   It's Your Life   It’s About That Money   Just Anotha Day   Just Another Day   Just Like Dope   Keep Bouncin' (Street)   Keep Fuckin' Me   Late Night Creep   Leave It Alone   Life is Too $hort   Life Is...Too Short   Life's Too Short   Lil' Shorty   Little Girls   Lollypops   Longevity   Looking for a Baller   Looking For a Dollar   Mack Attack   Mack Attack [*]   Maggot Brain   Married To The Game   Money in the Ghetto   Money Maker   Money on the Floor   More Freaky Tales   Movin in Your Chucks   Nasty Rhymes   Nation Riders   Nation Riders Anthem   Never Talk Down   No Love from Oakland   Nobody Does It Better   Nothing Feels Better   Oakland   Oakland Style   Old School   On My Level   Only The Strong Survive   Partytime   Paula & Janet   Paula & Janet   Paystyle   Paystyle (Bosko and Banks Mix)   Pimp Life   Pimp Me   Pimp Shit   Pimp the Ho   Pimpandho.Com   Pimpin Ken (Interlude)   Pimpin' Forever   Pimpin' Inc.   Playa   Playa fo Life   Playboy &hort   Playboy $hort   Playboy Short   Playboy Short II   Player Card   Player for Life   Players   Porno Bitch   Pull Them Panties Down   Punk Bitch   Quit Hatin' Pt. 1   Quit Hatin' Pt. 2   Rap Like Me   Real Niggaz   Recognize Game   Respect The Pimpin'   Rhymes   Sadity   Sample the Funk   Set Up   shake dat monkey   Shake It Baby   Shake That Monkey   She Know   She Loves Her   Shittin' On 'Em   Short but Funky   Short Dog's in the House   Short Short   Shut Up Nancy   So Watcha Sayin'?   So You Want to Be a Gangster   Somethin to Ride To   Something to Ride To   Sophisticated   Step Daddy   Still Blowin'   Strip Down   Survivin' the Game   Take My Bitch   Talkin' Shit   Tell The Feds   Thangs Change   That's How It Goes Down   That's Right   That's Why   Thats Right   The Dangerous Crew   The Ghetto   The Ghetto (Reprise)   The Magazine   The Old Fashioned Way   The Universal Mix   These Are the Tales   This How We Eat   This Is How We Eat   This My One   Top Down   Triple X   U Stank   Way Too Real   We Do This   What Happened to the Groupies   What She Gonna Do   What She Gonna Do?   What the Fuck   What's a Pimp?   Where They At?   Wild Wild West   Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack   You Can't Fuck with Us   You Know What I Mean   You Might Get G'eed   You Nasty

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