I'm a Player
Too Short

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass


You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen

I ain' with no marriage and a weddin' ring

I be a player fo' life so where's my wife

Prob'ly at the rehab stuck on the pipe


'Cause she must be smokin' and I'm not jokin'

Too short baby comin' straight from Oakland

Got way mo' bitches than I ever need

I put that on a big fat bag of weed


'Cause I can give you a bitch who wouldn't give you joint

Bitches ain' shit and now I made my point

So you can light that weed while I spit this rap

And tell you 'bout a player from way back


I was only fourteen when I first got my dick sucked

Now I'm grown up and I really like to bust nuts

Gettin' freaky in the right situations

You wanna rap well that's a nice occupation


To get pussy when you want and how you want it foo'

'Cause I was fuckin' ugly hoes back in high schoo'

I used to fuck young-ass hoes

Used to be broke and didn't have no clothes


Now I fuck top notch bitches

Tellin' stories 'bout rags to riches

'Bout a pimp named shorty from the Oakland set

Been mackin' fo' years and ain't fell of yet


So if you ever see me rollin' in my drop top caddy

Throw a peace sign and say, hey pimp daddy

'Cause I never would fron' on my folks

I slow down and let the gold diggers count my spokes


Bitches come a dime a dozen

So don't get mad when I fuck your cousin

Your two sisters, I even fuck your ex-bitch

Short dog in the house with some player shit


I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass


All the fake players peep game from the real

Player hatin' lover tell me how do ya feel

When you front to the homies how you grind 'em

Look fo' a tramp but you can't find 'em



You got one girlfriend you see her every night

Comin' around the partners, lyin' about your life

Looked at your watch it said six twenty-two

Cut to the house and said, Baby I love you


Can't act like a mack like playboy sho'

An' the rest of the macks in the streets of the oh bitch

Comin' up we learn how to freak these hoes

And when your through gettin' yours then you shake these hoes


And when your older, it's nothin' but a routine

Makin' G's everyday workin' blue jeans

I know I seen it before, I see it again

Young tender saying short would you be my man


I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass


Yeah there's a lot of fake players out there

Talkin' bad about ant banks, you know what I'm sayin'

But hey ain't trippin' up

Short dog, what you do about them player haters


Try 'n stay away from kriss kross imitators

Put ya in a cross 'cause they really jus' haters

I thought you knew, short dog is a player

Born to mack, 'n got bitches everywhere


I ride around town in my clean-ass cars

Screenin' these hoes like movie stars

Checkin' my traps like a dirty rat I was born to mack

I'm hookin' hoes like crack


I be a monkey on your back bitch until you kick

that short dog habit got you on my dick

And even though I can't fuck you everyday

That's 'cause I got another bitch aroun' the way


We can all get together on a late night

Cut to the house hook somethin' up real tight

I really don't care 'cause I'm a player


I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass

I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass


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  16 Hoes   2 Bitches   4 tha Hustlas   A Week Ago   Ain't No Bitches   Ain't Nothin' but a Word to Me   Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me (With Ice Cube)   Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin'   Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin   All For Love   All My Bitches Are Gone   All the Time   Analyze The Game   Anything is Possible   Baby D   Bad Ways   Baller   Be My Dirty Love   Bitch   Blow Job Betty   Blow The Whistle   Blow the Whistle [Clean]   Blowjob Betty   Bonus Track   Boss   Broke Bitch   Burn Rubber   Burn Rubber Pt. 2   Buy You Some   Cali-O   California Girls   Call Her A Bitch   Call It Gangster   Call Me Daddy   Can I Get A -----   Can I Get a Bitch   Can I Hit It   Can't Get Enough   Can't Stay Away   Can't Stay Away (Can't Stay Away )   Can't Stay Away (Outro)   Can't Stop   Can’t Stay Away (Outro)   Candy Paint   Candy Paint (Featuring MC Breed)   Chase the Cat   Chase The Cat (Featuring Dolla Will)   Checking My Hoes   Choosin'   City of Dope   Cocktails   Cocktales   Coming Up $hort   Coming up Short   Crush Cologne   Cuss Words   CussWords   Dangerous Crew   Dead or Alive   Domestic Violence   Domestic Violence (Featuring E-40)   Don't Act Like That   Don't Ever Give Up   Don't Fight the Feelin'   Don't Fight the Feeling   Don't Fight the Intro   Don't Fuck for Free   Don't Hate the Player   Don't Stop Rappin'   Don’t Trust Her   Dope Fiend Beat   Double Header   Dum Ditty Dum   Everytime   Extra Dangerous Thanks   F.U.C.K. Y.O.U.   F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.   Fed Up   Female Funk   Female Players   Fire   First Date   Freaky Tales   Fuck My Car   Funk Session   G-2000   Game   Gangstas & Strippers   Gangstas and Strippers   Gangsters And Strippers   Get In Where You Fit In   Get It   Get off the Stage   Get That Cheese   Gettin' It   Gettin' It (Music Track With Sample)   Girl   Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life   Girls   Givin up the Funk   Giving Up the Funk   Good Life   Gotta Get Some Lovin'   Hard on the Boulevard   Here We Go   Here We Go (J.D. Remix)   Hey   Hey, Let's Go   Hobo Hoeing   Hoes   Hog Ridin'   Hoochie   How Does It Feel   I Ain't Nothin But a Dog   I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog   I Ain't Trippin   I Ain't Trippin'   I Like It   I Luv   I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface and Daz)   I Must Confess   I Need A Freak   I Wanna Do It   I Want That   I Want To Be Free   I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)   I Want Your Girl   I Wish I Was A Baller   I'm A Pimp   I'm a Playa   I'm a Stop   I'm Gone   I'm Pimpin'   I've Been Watching You (Move Your Sexy Body)   In the Oaktown   In The Studio   In the Trunk   International Player   Intro: Shorty The Pimp   Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches   It Ain't Over   It Don't Stop   It's About That Money (Bonus Track)   It's All Good   It's Time To Go   It's Your Life   It’s About That Money   Just Anotha Day   Just Another Day   Just Like Dope   Keep Bouncin' (Street)   Keep Fuckin' Me   Late Night Creep   Leave It Alone   Life is Too $hort   Life Is...Too Short   Life's Too Short   Lil' Shorty   Little Girls   Lollypops   Longevity   Looking for a Baller   Looking For a Dollar   Mack Attack   Mack Attack [*]   Maggot Brain   Married To The Game   Money in the Ghetto   Money Maker   Money on the Floor   More Freaky Tales   Movin in Your Chucks   Nasty Rhymes   Nation Riders   Nation Riders Anthem   Never Talk Down   No Love from Oakland   Nobody Does It Better   Nothing Feels Better   Oakland   Oakland Style   Old School   On My Level   Only The Strong Survive   Partytime   Paula & Janet   Paula & Janet   Paystyle   Paystyle (Bosko and Banks Mix)   Pimp Life   Pimp Me   Pimp Shit   Pimp the Ho   Pimpandho.Com   Pimpin Ken (Interlude)   Pimpin' Forever   Pimpin' Inc.   Pimpology   Playa   Playa fo Life   Playboy &hort   Playboy $hort   Playboy Short   Playboy Short II   Player Card   Player for Life   Players   Porno Bitch   Pull Them Panties Down   Punk Bitch   Quit Hatin' Pt. 1   Quit Hatin' Pt. 2   Rap Like Me   Real Niggaz   Recognize Game   Respect The Pimpin'   Rhymes   Sadity   Sample the Funk   Set Up   shake dat monkey   Shake It Baby   Shake That Monkey   She Know   She Loves Her   Shittin' On 'Em   Short but Funky   Short Dog's in the House   Short Short   Shut Up Nancy   So Watcha Sayin'?   So You Want to Be a Gangster   Somethin to Ride To   Something to Ride To   Sophisticated   Step Daddy   Still Blowin'   Strip Down   Survivin' the Game   Take My Bitch   Talkin' Shit   Tell The Feds   Thangs Change   That's How It Goes Down   That's Right   That's Why   Thats Right   The Dangerous Crew   The Ghetto   The Ghetto (Reprise)   The Magazine   The Old Fashioned Way   The Universal Mix   These Are the Tales   This How We Eat   This Is How We Eat   This My One   Top Down   Triple X   U Stank   Way Too Real   We Do This   What Happened to the Groupies   What She Gonna Do   What She Gonna Do?   What the Fuck   What's a Pimp?   Where They At?   Wild Wild West   Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack   You Can't Fuck with Us   You Know What I Mean   You Might Get G'eed   You Nasty

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