Pimp Me
Too Short

So what are you sayin' Todd?
So what are you sayin' Todd?
Beyotch, yeah, Short Dog still in this mothafucka
For the nine six, like this

Here comes the ho with the big nuts
He's flowin' like a breeze
I said, here comes the ho with the big nuts
And he's flowin' like a breeze

This ain't Halloween, ain't no trick or treat
You, young silly ass hoes can't get shit for free
I give a fuck about what niggas been buyin' you
I'm Short Dog, bitch, I ain't tryin' to

Get on your good side, you better get with me
So we can roll in luxury
Around the world, gettin' money
I'm pimpin' hoes on Sunday

I'm the kind of nigga that you'll work all night fo'
Won't discriminate, I'll pimp a Chinese white ho
You never seen money with a black man's face
But I swear mothafucka, I done had my taste

Can't slow down, full speed ahead
I'm laughin' at you squares sayin', pimpin' is dead
They say sex can kill, you catch aids and shit
But the fact stands, hoes get paid from tricks

I'll never let a hoe, pimp me
I'll never let a hoe, pimp me
And all my hoes say, pimp me daddy

I'll never, ever, be pimped again
I had to be played once to really understand
But I appreciate it, Short, 'cause I'm related
I probably stuck game and I participated

Got baptized, it wasn't a dream
Now, I'm mackin' with the dangerous crew and smokin' Green
Hit old school playas up, on their help
And we all decided to take a trip

We on a world tour, checkin' our clientele
Want to see how much pussy these hoes can sell
Feds say, this crew is scandalous
Wanna charge us all for pimpin' and panderin'

From the Mississippi Valley to the A T l
To Chi Town, Oakland
These bitches will understand
P I till the day I D I E, you'll never pimp me

I'll never let a hoe, pimp me
I'll never let a hoe, pimp me
And all my hoes say, pimp me daddy

Ah, Sir Captain, yeah, what's goin' on, Sir Charles?
Man, what ever happened to that great dick fine bitch
You had the other day?
Yeah, that old bitch come to me the other day man
Talkin' about she wanna do an old pimp, I knocked that
Bitch down, man

I asked that bitch What part that you understand, bitch?
Because, I don't understand none of it
Ho, you just a ho to me bitch, you nasty ho, ho, ho, ho

So what you sayin', you never let a bitch pimp you man?
Never man, hey, Sir Charles, what ever happened to that
Expensive broad I seen you with, that little cutie pie
That little Baby Girl?

Oh, you talkin' 'bout unique, my little bitty bitch
Yeah, she that little old six pence lookin' girl
You know she be lookin' kinda fine to me
Man, that girl went to work the other night and brought me
999 dollars off the street

You go boy, she asked me would I loan her
10 dollars so she can get me a grand
I said, Bitch, you got to be crazy, go turn another date
And put my money in my mothafuckin' hand

Ah man, ain't never pimpin', this ain't no joke
I'll never let a bitch pimp me, never, never
Say man, you know we ridin' with this dangerous crew
Oh yeah, with ol' Short Dog, he good with the pimpin'

He got ol' Suga Ray and Ace over there
You know, Goldy comin' back in here, now Goldy comin' back in now
Oh shit, it's gonna be big pimpin' in this Atlanta, G A

Pimp me daddy

I be flippin' hoes like a spatula, rakin' 'em in like a new acura
Bitin' 'em with this game makin' 'em mines for life like Dracula
It's like hypnosis, I pimps your mother, I pimps yo' sis
Hoes be nothin' but slaves for me, ready to go to their graves for me

I'm lookin' for a ho to knock, hit 'em with a Goldy lock
Get at the ho, spit at the ho, now I got ho rollin' cock
Pimpin' ain't easy, I went from jeans, t-shirts, and tennis shoes
To gators and suits and zebra hats, my pimpin' tools, I win or lose

My hoes be bringin' me hoes, now I got more hoes than a golf course
With ass like a soft horse, I get 'em with game and never with all force
With a pimp stick on a pimp throne, that lazy ho better get goin'
Ho ain't workin' on daddy's scratch, she bout to feel the grill of a Cadillac

I was yours when the ho wouldn't leave me
'Cause an angry ho would deceive me
But I'm Ten G's ahead of that ho
You want your shit, better get it and go

But, I be laughin' with Sir Captain
'Cause he always handle what happen
Fall in love with the pimpin' and gettin' ho money
And be like fuck this rappin'

I'll never let a hoe, pimp me
I'll never let a hoe, pimp me
And all my hoes say, pimp me daddy

Hey captain, ain't you glad yo pimpin' ain't dead?
Yeah, one time I thought the pimpin' was dead, man
All the bitches of mine ran off, I called the pimp god right
And he put me on hold and said his bitch run off
I thought pimpin' was dead then
But he called back though and said it was all good


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  16 Hoes   2 Bitches   4 tha Hustlas   A Week Ago   Ain't No Bitches   Ain't Nothin' but a Word to Me   Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me (With Ice Cube)   Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin'   Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin   All For Love   All My Bitches Are Gone   All the Time   Analyze The Game   Anything is Possible   Baby D   Bad Ways   Baller   Be My Dirty Love   Bitch   Blow Job Betty   Blow The Whistle   Blow the Whistle [Clean]   Blowjob Betty   Bonus Track   Boss   Broke Bitch   Burn Rubber   Burn Rubber Pt. 2   Buy You Some   Cali-O   California Girls   Call Her A Bitch   Call It Gangster   Call Me Daddy   Can I Get A -----   Can I Get a Bitch   Can I Hit It   Can't Get Enough   Can't Stay Away   Can't Stay Away (Can't Stay Away )   Can't Stay Away (Outro)   Can't Stop   Can’t Stay Away (Outro)   Candy Paint   Candy Paint (Featuring MC Breed)   Chase the Cat   Chase The Cat (Featuring Dolla Will)   Checking My Hoes   Choosin'   City of Dope   Cocktails   Cocktales   Coming Up $hort   Coming up Short   Crush Cologne   Cuss Words   CussWords   Dangerous Crew   Dead or Alive   Domestic Violence   Domestic Violence (Featuring E-40)   Don't Act Like That   Don't Ever Give Up   Don't Fight the Feelin'   Don't Fight the Feeling   Don't Fight the Intro   Don't Fuck for Free   Don't Hate the Player   Don't Stop Rappin'   Don’t Trust Her   Dope Fiend Beat   Double Header   Dum Ditty Dum   Everytime   Extra Dangerous Thanks   F.U.C.K. Y.O.U.   F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.   Fed Up   Female Funk   Female Players   Fire   First Date   Freaky Tales   Fuck My Car   Funk Session   G-2000   Game   Gangstas & Strippers   Gangstas and Strippers   Gangsters And Strippers   Get In Where You Fit In   Get It   Get off the Stage   Get That Cheese   Gettin' It   Gettin' It (Music Track With Sample)   Girl   Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life   Girls   Givin up the Funk   Giving Up the Funk   Good Life   Gotta Get Some Lovin'   Hard on the Boulevard   Here We Go   Here We Go (J.D. Remix)   Hey   Hey, Let's Go   Hobo Hoeing   Hoes   Hog Ridin'   Hoochie   How Does It Feel   I Ain't Nothin But a Dog   I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog   I Ain't Trippin   I Ain't Trippin'   I Like It   I Luv   I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface and Daz)   I Must Confess   I Need A Freak   I Wanna Do It   I Want That   I Want To Be Free   I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)   I Want Your Girl   I Wish I Was A Baller   I'm A Pimp   I'm a Playa   I'm a Player   I'm a Stop   I'm Gone   I'm Pimpin'   I've Been Watching You (Move Your Sexy Body)   In the Oaktown   In The Studio   In the Trunk   International Player   Intro: Shorty The Pimp   Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches   It Ain't Over   It Don't Stop   It's About That Money (Bonus Track)   It's All Good   It's Time To Go   It's Your Life   It’s About That Money   Just Anotha Day   Just Another Day   Just Like Dope   Keep Bouncin' (Street)   Keep Fuckin' Me   Late Night Creep   Leave It Alone   Life is Too $hort   Life Is...Too Short   Life's Too Short   Lil' Shorty   Little Girls   Lollypops   Longevity   Looking for a Baller   Looking For a Dollar   Mack Attack   Mack Attack [*]   Maggot Brain   Married To The Game   Money in the Ghetto   Money Maker   Money on the Floor   More Freaky Tales   Movin in Your Chucks   Nasty Rhymes   Nation Riders   Nation Riders Anthem   Never Talk Down   No Love from Oakland   Nobody Does It Better   Nothing Feels Better   Oakland   Oakland Style   Old School   On My Level   Only The Strong Survive   Partytime   Paula & Janet   Paula & Janet   Paystyle   Paystyle (Bosko and Banks Mix)   Pimp Life   Pimp Shit   Pimp the Ho   Pimpandho.Com   Pimpin Ken (Interlude)   Pimpin' Forever   Pimpin' Inc.   Pimpology   Playa   Playa fo Life   Playboy &hort   Playboy $hort   Playboy Short   Playboy Short II   Player Card   Player for Life   Players   Porno Bitch   Pull Them Panties Down   Punk Bitch   Quit Hatin' Pt. 1   Quit Hatin' Pt. 2   Rap Like Me   Real Niggaz   Recognize Game   Respect The Pimpin'   Rhymes   Sadity   Sample the Funk   Set Up   shake dat monkey   Shake It Baby   Shake That Monkey   She Know   She Loves Her   Shittin' On 'Em   Short but Funky   Short Dog's in the House   Short Short   Shut Up Nancy   So Watcha Sayin'?   So You Want to Be a Gangster   Somethin to Ride To   Something to Ride To   Sophisticated   Step Daddy   Still Blowin'   Strip Down   Survivin' the Game   Take My Bitch   Talkin' Shit   Tell The Feds   Thangs Change   That's How It Goes Down   That's Right   That's Why   Thats Right   The Dangerous Crew   The Ghetto   The Ghetto (Reprise)   The Magazine   The Old Fashioned Way   The Universal Mix   These Are the Tales   This How We Eat   This Is How We Eat   This My One   Top Down   Triple X   U Stank   Way Too Real   We Do This   What Happened to the Groupies   What She Gonna Do   What She Gonna Do?   What the Fuck   What's a Pimp?   Where They At?   Wild Wild West   Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack   You Can't Fuck with Us   You Know What I Mean   You Might Get G'eed   You Nasty

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