So you motherfuckers thoughtI was gonna change my style?So what are you saying Todd?To all you bitches, hoes and all that shitHere's another rap that I'm ready to spitIt goes like this, my name is ShortI'm tearin' shit up like never beforePimp slaps, makin' snapsCold cash money and Too Short rapsOakland, California that's where I'm fromThe city where the boys say, you don't want noneBut if you do, I'm gonna tell you thisTrues and vogues ain't really shitWanna roll so hard, all the timeYou and that bitch playin' Too Short rhymesIf you aks me, what it's all aboutI'll say it's about that moneyBut if you aks me, could you have someI'll say it doesn't concern meRonald Reagan came up to meAnd said, Do you have the answerTo the U.S. economyAnd a cure for cancer?I said, what are you doin' in the White HouseIf you're not sellin' cocaine?Ask your wife, Nancy ReaganI know she'll spit that gameLike one night, she came to my houseAnd gave me a blow jobShe licked my dick, up and downLike it was corn on the cobWhat is life? Life is Too ShortI play the bitches like it's a sportYea, I'll play the bitches just like y'allLike Dr. J played basketballYou can call me Too, don't say it twiceYou get me real mad and I'll fuck your wifeYou see I'm not proper, I'm rarely politeToo Short, Too Short, don't say it tonightIt started on a bright morning in 1987I was in my drop-top Caddy y'allGettin' sucked by a bitch named, HelenNasty bitches, around the worldI wrote this rhyme for youYou might not like my rapBut I'm tellin' you bitch it's trueSo much death in the Oakland streetsAm I gonna live till next week?Will I get shot by a dope fiendTryin' to get high, tryin' to steal my ringI really can't say, 'cause I don't know whyPeople out here droppin' dead like fliesI used to see a home boy givin' fiveNow I say, Man, you still alive?Cold as hell, this town I'm fromWon't last too long when you're fakin' the funkI'm the master rapper, so uniqueClap my hand when I want my freakYou can't deny it, you know I'm rightI turn any rapper out when I'm on the micAnd I won't kick back or relaxTill he knows I'm the best at the MC rapTill he knows Too Short, set the trackThey got him caught up in my serious capMotherfucker can't spit straight game on the mic'Cause he's worse than a fag or a Frisco dikeHe's a sucker MC, I call him punkTryin' to spit that rap, you can scratch that junkYou little punk-ass boy, wouldn't listen to meThink I'm fakin' but I'm takin' all you sucker MC'sTo the end of the world and push you overGood luck couldn't find you in a four leaf cloverIf I ever said a rap, tryin' to cap on youI wouldn't even sweat it 'cause you'll be throughLookin' so far up, you might fall downGettin' clowned by the hound from East OaktownAnd the look in your face when you're lickin' that toothCould make a grown man die, laughin' at you'Cause you're a, no rappin', no rhymin'Played out fake ass simple simonI never understood one word you saidBut you're swearin' up and down that you're killin' me deadThere's only one thing, I wanted to knowSucker motherfucker, where's the joke?I'm the player of players, just call me PopMy name is Too Short, no I don't stopI just don't stop mackin', don't stop cappin'Don't stop rappin' now you see what happensYour mind is gone, your crew just cutSucker MC I'll tell you whatYour rhymes are weak, your rap the sameAnd when it comes to game, you are lameNever even heard of Too Short babyHit Oakland in 1980Singin' mo raps than a rap could rhymeTellin' sucker MC's don't waste my timeThere's a girl I know her name is BettyStraight to the head just rock it steadyShe's so freaky she'll juice you upAll the home boys just can't get enoughShe's a Ph.D., don't even stopIn the back like that goin', top, top, topI won't say white girl, won't say she's blackShe's the kind of girl that make your knees go crackFeel the beat, rock with meLet me tell you what I beI'm a MC rapper, a MC rapperA big bank roller and a cold, cold capperHey baby, I got this rhymeIt's not gonna stop till the end of timeLike rock and roll I'll play that songTo the beat all day and all night longSo listen up, to what I'm sayin'I'm a Oaktown mack, bitch I ain't playin'To all the home boys doin' time in the penGonna rock this beat for you once againIf you can't get out and you're mad as hellSay beeatch, now make it sound for realI'ma tear shit up, if I get the chanceI could give a fuck less if you're hoe don't danceSee I'm a big mack now, I'm so greatI was born and raised in the Golden StateCall me T O O, if you say ShortI'ma rap my ass off till you give me some moreBig bank, now just make me richBitch, bitch, bitch, bitch make me richCheck out my style, baby I don't quitI heard this freak say, That's the shitHe took the cake, fucked the rakeToo Short baby damn sure ain't fakeBut the sucker MC's are screamin' loudSayin' Sir Too Short, shut your mouthHow can you talk about me and call me weakWhen your father smokes coke and you mother's a freakSo I keep on rappin', if nothin' elseKeep your jealous thoughts to yourselfBitch and bitch, he's a MC rightAin't sayin' nothin' but he's holdin' the micFuck with me and boy you're doomedI send a trick with a hoe to the motel room'Cause I'm the coldest MC on a microphoneLike a 357 pointed at your domeI got cap for cap, you never heardSo fresh again with cusswordsMotherfuckin' shit, fuckin' with meFuck a skank bitch and a sucker MCAll you bastards, got the clapsAnd fuck you punk 'cause you still can't rapCusswords, just let 'em knowMotherfuckin' shit, goddamn ass hoeCusswords, just don't quitMotherfuck you damn shithead bitchIt's Too Short, on the mic and it don't stopAnd it don't stop, and it won't stop, beeatchCheck out my style
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