If a woman loves a womannDoes that mean she’s a lesbian?nIt does? nDoes that make her a lesbian?nOh my god! She’s a lesbian!nIf a woman loves a womannDoes that mean she’s a lesbian?nLesbian, lesbian, lesbiannnWell who the hell am i? nWho the hell are you?nI’m a white, gay, Jew that raps and confuses younWhat am I trying to do?nI cant believe what I’ve gotten myself intonYo, who knew?nI should take a bullet to my bangs and grow a mulletnPick up a guitar and sing folk musicnOr maybe dye my hair and sing punk rocknBut I’d look rather oddnLike I do performing hip hopnPlus you would never want to hear me singnEach note that I tried to hit your body would cringenSo I’ll stick with what I do bestnWriting rhymes that make you blush and feel embarrassednOr maybe my appearance is hard to graspnYou’d rather see a girl shakin her assnBut that’s in the pastnBecause me in a thong would look terribly wrongnIm just a lesbiannCant we all get along?nnDon’t be afraidnShe’s only gaynShe can rhyme for daysnWhat more can I saynWaitnShe is a pimpnWithout a dicknShe’ll never quitnTil she get a hit, ohnnI tried to rap about sucking dicknBut the audience laughed and saidn“God-des you’re full of shit!”nIll admit, I look more gaynThan Elton John with a thong onnPoopin on the john, feeding his swannIm more masculine than Rosie when she cut off all her hairnAnd all of America got really scarednI tried to dress lik Lil’ KimnBut I looked like I was in drag andnEverybody askedn“What is wrong with him?”nI tried to be hard and be a rap gangstanBut that didn’t happen, people called me a wanksternI thought that I could take an afrocentric approachnBut Im white so people called me a jokenI used to rap about bitches and hoesnFat ass rides and all of my doughnBut I realized I didn’t even know any hoesnI drove a Dodge Shadow and my account was frozennDon’t be afraidnShe’s only gaynShe can rhyme for daysnWhat more can I saynWaitnShe is a pimpnWithout a dicknShe’ll never quitnTil she get a hit, ohnnI aint tryin to cause no beef like n50 and Ja, Nas and JaynIm happy Im gaynOkay, its true, im a lesbiannNot a thespian, a lesbiannAccept it or not, my music is hotnBetter call the cops cuz I just got poppednAlert TRL because the audiencenIs gonna wonder why the hell Beyonce just fellnFrom number onenI get more attention than Sadam on the runnIm on the go, running from fans nCuz people with God-des are screaming “You’re damn good” nIm hiding super deep like the TalibannIts like a media circus with the curtains always opennIm hoping that the curtains will close nBut that’s what I deg for being this rap star lesbonI’d like to welcome y’all to my reality shownnDon’t be afraidnShe’s only gaynShe can rhyme for daysnWhat more can I saynWaitnShe is a pimpnWithout a dicknShe’ll never quitnTil she get a hit, ohnnIf a woman loves a womannDoes that mean she’s a lesbian?nLesbian, lesbian